The conversation couldn't have been more ironic. My best friend, female fuck buddy, and single mother Jennifer had stopped by for a visit to get advice from me on what to do about her daughter Amanda's recent behavior. Apparently she had found nude photo's of the girl on the digital camera I had given her for her 10th birthday about 2 months ago. She described the photo's in detail. Even the ones were her daughter had her own 7 inch dildo shoved inside her little 10 year old pussy. She exclaimed she didn't even know Amanda knew about the dildo let alone how to use one. Or even the fact that a girl her age could get that big of a phallus in her small frame. I knew exactly which photo's she was talking about. As she sat ranting about what she should about it while we sat at my kitchen table, I had my laptop in front of me. I had been working on a paper for a college coarse I had picked up. As we sat talking I opened the folder containing the same photo's she was up in arms about. I browsed them as Jennifer again started describing them. She has a way of talking in circles or repeating herself. You see my husband and I were the ones that taut her daughter how to eat pussy and masturbate properly after we caught Amanda spying us while he drilled me from behind on one of her many sleep overs. The photo's were Amanda's idea actually. A gift and a thank you to us both as she put it in the e-mail she sent along with the self taken photo's. It was a pleasant surprise.

All I could think the whole time while looking at the nudes privately across from her mothers was, "This is the definition of irony." Not to mention I was getting very wet while viewing the photo's of Amanda's bald and dildo stuffed pussy unbeknownst to her mother as she sat across from me. I had had enough of the rant by this point and simply closed the laptop, got up, took her hand and led her to the bedroom and we proceeded to eat each other to a screaming orgasms.

"I want you to Listen very carefully." I said. "Amanda took those photo's of herself for me and Doug. I was just looking at them while you ranted about them." I left out the part about me and Doug teaching her. Jennifer got a stunned and confused look on her face.

"Well that's fucking ironic." is all she could say.

"I know, isn't it?"