"Three... two... one... and we are live" said the female producer.

The camera panned out to the host. "Good afternoon mothers of Cherish Valley, welcome to my new variety show 'The Pee-Time Show' for busy Mothers. I am your host Kathy Peterson. In my show I hope to show you busy mothers how to serve your dinners with your daughter's pee as an ingredient. Also I will be interviewing Pee experts, talking about the latest trends in Peeing, and bringing busy mother's news about latest fashions and newest home restraints, but first a little about myself. As most of you know I am a stay at home mom, I'm married with two wonderful kids, Brett who is thirteen in the seventh grade and Megan who is eight years-old and in the third grade. My husband works for the Cherish Valley Department of Adult Female Attitude Corrections. I am President of the Cherish Valley Girls Garden Club where, with other mothers and daughters, we grow vegetables and flowers using our pee as a watering agent."

Mrs Peterson stepped out from behind the island counter in her kitchen. She was wearing a pink low cut chef's apron that barely covered her nipples. The straps holding the apron on her went over her shoulders and were tied behind her neck. There were cute little bows on the shoulder straps. The hemline of her apron was five inches below her crotch.

"This is my chef's uniform which retails at Skimpy Clothes. On future shows I will model other chef's uniforms from Skimpy Clothes kitchen fashion line, an obedient mother must look sexy in the kitchen for her family," smiled Kathy as she turned around for the camera. The hemline only covered her front and not her rear-end so the TV audience could tell she was not wearing panties. The studio lights emphasised the curve of her bottom and the enticing line of shadow between her buttocks. She also wore white stockings that came above her knee and at the top of the stockings were pretty pink bows.

"And here are my chef's shoes," giggled the host as the camera operator panned the camera down her legs to her black patent leather five inch high heels. "These shoes can be purchased at Female Impediment Solutions. These shoes are specially designed for kitchen use. Notice the little heart shaped locks on the straps of the heels. These two little hearts lock my heels in place and my daughter keeps the keys. I tell her she is the keeper of my heart," Kathy sighed into the camera, and giggled some more. "So for each show I will model different kinds of shoe fashions that busy mothers can wear at home while you're cooking. We all know that today's modern family needs a mother who is well disciplined in her thoughts and dress."

The camera operator panned back up slowly, taking in Kathy's white stockings and her short chef's apron.

"During this half hour show I will cover the different dishes that can be prepared with your daughter's pee," said Kathy. "Speaking of pee meet my daughter Megan, she is in the third grade. Say hi Megan."

"Hi," a blonde haired little girl said as she walked into the camera's view and waved. She was wearing a white blouse that was buttoned at her waist so that the top part of blouse formed a "V" to her waistline. She wore a black mini-skirt that came to mid-thigh and knee high stockings with Mary Jane's.

"Isn't she cute? Megan and sometimes her friends will be assisting me with their pee as I prepare different dishes that you can do at home. Plus, later in the show, I will interview my special guest, Dr. Wanda Benton, who is specialist in pee technology working Cherish Valley water department."

Megan skipped off out of sight, and Mrs Peterson walked back around the island counter. "Now some of you are probably wondering why you should cook with pee, especially pee from your daughters. Well as some of you mothers know, and research has shown, girls aged four to sixteen have the purest, cleanest, most refreshing pee known, and when properly used as a cooking ingredient, the little girls' pee can enhance the most boring of dishes."

Mrs Peterson walked over the oversize refrigerator, opened it, and took out a pitcher of yellow liquid. She paused for a moment, allowing the camera to zoom in on her bottom, and then turned back to face her TV audience. "But more than that pee from young girls of four to sixteen contains mostly water that has been purified by their young bodies. Their pee contains salt, but with some magnesium, calcium, potassium, and phosphate, so adding additional salt to your meals is not needed. You need to remember, not only does it make cooking so much more fun, but it is also good for you."

Mrs Peterson got a glass from the cupboard and poured some of the yellow liquid into it. She held up the glass and looked back into the camera. "What does it mean if your daughter's pee is yellow in color and has slightly strong aroma?" As if to emphasise what she was saying, she held the glass to her nose and inhaled deeply. "

"Typically, this is a good sign that she is drinking the right amount of water for her body weight. The pee that our young daughters expel is non-toxic and drinkable. What gives our daughter's pee that wonderful aroma? That wonderful aroma that tickles our nostrils and makes our mouths water?" Kathy said dreamily as she stared at the glass. "Well, there is a small amount of uric acid and an even smaller amount of ammonia which gives her pee its distinctive scent. Neither of these is present in enough concentration to do any harm, but for an adult woman the aroma of young girl pee is simply irresistible."

As if moving in slow motion, Kathy brought the glass to her lips, pursing them, ready to drink. On cue, the camera zoomed in until just her head and the glass filled the screen. Equally slowly, she tipped the glass and the yellow liquid began to flow into her mouth. Drinking, she closed her eyes, and almost the only movement was the muscles of her throat working as she swallowed. When the glass was empty, she sighed and put it down on the counter, her fingers smoothing a few remaining drops of liquid into her lips, like some sort of lotion. She looked once more into the camera.

"I should also mention that pee from young girls includes water-soluble vitamins like C and B-complex with vitamin D, which in turn enhances the healthy aspect of cooking with it, but more importantly, a young girl's pee is good for an adult woman's skin tone. And ladies, we all know how lovely it is to rub our little girls' pee into our skin, don't we."

Mrs Peterson put the pitcher of pee back in the refrigerator. "My daughter provides the pee that I cook with, so you mothers might want to consider having your young daughter hold her pee all day if she can, whether she is at school or playing in the neighborhood. On hot days, drinking her pee from a glass with filled with ice while sitting on the front porch is so refreshing and delightful. A favourite of mine is to pour her pee into the ice tray and freeze it into little ice cubes so it can be used to cool drinks."

The camera panned out as the Kathy went to the oven, bent over and opened the oven door. She looked round at the camera for a moment and giggled. The operator zoomed in between her legs, getting a close-up of her pussy, the lips twinkling with a sheen of moisture. She pulled a sizzling pan out of the oven, shut the door, and then turned back to the kitchen island, placing it on top.

"Okay, now, onto the first dish that you can prepare at home for your family. This one I call 'Chicken Delight'", she said, smiling. "All my dishes are prepared for a family of four."

"For a family of four you need four chicken breasts. I like to marinate my chicken breasts for about fifteen minutes in my daughter's pee before I bake it. I take a pitcher of her pee from the refrigerator and pour it into the pan and place the chicken breasts in, then add spices like thyme and rosemary. After fifteen minutes I put the pan in oven to bake. I also put a bit of onion in the pan as I bake the chicken. Very important mothers, let the heat from the pan evaporate the pee as the chicken breasts cook. As the pee evaporates it will fill the kitchen with a nice aroma."

"After about 30 minutes, the chicken should be ready, and it should look like this." Kathy lifted the pan of chicken breasts that had just been baked showing the camera.

"Take the chicken out of the pan, then stir in about a tablespoon of flour into the juices and then stir in about half a pint of pee. Megan darling I need your assistance."

Megan came back into the kitchen. "I need you up on the counter honey," smiled her mother. Megan pulled out a small stool and placed it on the opposite side of the counter to her mother. Then with her back to the camera, she climbed on to the counter top, allowing a clear view of her between her legs. She squatted down, spread her legs a little bit then lifted her short skirt showing her bald pussy. The camera man zoomed in on the little girl's cunt, the studio lights highlighting it's tiny folds and ridges.

"Now mothers it is best if you get your daughter to pee straight into the pan. That way you should be able to judge the amount of pee. Just move the pan between her legs, of course making sure that you do not burn her."

Kathy carefully place the hot pan on the counter under her daughter. "Go ahead sweetie and let out a stream," instructed mother. The camera adjusted and zoomed in between the girl's legs.

Megan reached between her legs and stretched her pussy lips open with her manicured fingers, her red fingernails glowing under the lights. She pushed just a little bit and a stream of pee sprouted forth from between her legs.

"Fresh pee from your daughter is best for cooking but make sure you to test the temperature of her pee, because the pee blends with the flour best if it's warm. Just put your hand in her stream flow and feel the warmth."

To demonstrate, Kathy moved her hand between her daughter's legs, allowing the pee to flow over her fingers. Then, she turned back to the camera and brought her fingers up to her mouth, her tongue licking the droplets from them.

"Mmmm, just the right temperature."

For a moment she seemed to be lost in the taste, but then she resumed her instruction. "Remember mothers, your daughter's pee is precious so treat it with respect. Now as your daughter is peeing into the pan keep stirring until the sauce thickens a bit. Then add the chicken breasts. Thank you honey, that's enough pee."

The eight year old seemed to clench some muscles and stopped the flow of pee. She was about to straighten up when her mother reached forward and ran a finger along the little girls' cunt lips. Kathy brought the finger to her mouth and made an elaborate show of sliding it between her lips and sucking on it.

She looked at the camera and smiled. "Waste not, want not," she said and giggled. Megan stood up on the counter and jumped down, straightening her short skirt, before walking off out of shot.

"Now take the pan and put it back on the burner and let it simmer it for about forty-five minutes. You can have it as it is or put it into a pastry case with pastry over the top and bake it in the oven for twenty minutes if you want it a bit special."

Kathy went over to the counter and pulled out ingredients for a salad.

"I like to serve a salad with my chicken delight, so I chopped up some cucumber, carrots and tomatoes. These vegetables were grown at the Girls Garden Club by the way. Earlier, I put them into a bowl and poured in my daughter's pee over them. I have let the vegetables soak in her pee for about 30 minutes. While you are marinating the vegetables, get a head of lettuce and chop it up, preferably Ice Berg Lettuce. Very important here mothers, please clean the lettuce before serving. What I do is chop up a head of lettuce and take one of the pitchers of pee from the refrigerator and pour it over the lettuce to clean it. I will say this mothers, vinegar does not work very well as a dressing when mixed with pee," laughed Kathy. "But any other dressing is fine."

Kathy now had the salad together in a salad bowl and took the pan of chicken breasts from the burner and placed each piece on a plate. Then she took the plates and put them at each place setting on the table. Then she placed the salad bowl in the center of the table.

"I like to add bread sticks to my salad," Kathy said as she stuck a dozen bread sticks into the salad bowl. "There you go mothers, a perfect dinner for your family prepared with the assistance of your daughter," smiled the host.

"OK, now it's time to meet our special guest on my first show," said Kathy as she walked to the other side of the kitchen and out into a new areas of the studio set. As she walked across the camera picked out the hemline of her chef's outfit which was flapping up and down giving the TV audience a sneak peek at her crotch with each step.

She reached a carpeted area, furnished with two richly upholstered easy chairs. In front of the chairs stood a low coffee table, and on the table were four glasses and two magazines, "Restraining Adult Women', "Good Time Pussies' and 'The Swinging Noose'. The Magazines were marketed to girls sixteen and under. The Restraining Adult Women magazine had the latest fashions and BDSM equipment for young girls to use on adult women. Good Time Pussies was a magazine that featured want ads from adult women looking for little lovers and featured personal success stories of little girls who found that special woman. The magazine, The Swinging Noose, showcased the latest hanging trends and fads and gave advice for little girls on how to convince an adult woman or their mother to join the hanging scene.

"Please welcome Dr Wanda Benton. She is Peeologist who studies pee expelled from young girls. She works for the Cherish Valley bodily waste department."

A tall, shapely woman walked on from the side of the set. She was wearing a pink lab smock that came down to mid-thigh. The top of the smock didn't have buttons but the doctor did have a pink and black push-up bra that pushed her cleavage out, separating the smock from her waist to her neck. She wore a pink ribbon in her hair that drew her hair back. She also wore black and white saddle shoes with cute pink ankle socks.

The two women embraced and kissed each other full on the lips for several seconds.

"Welcome Doctor," smiled Kathy as she licked her lips after the kiss.

"Hi, Kathy pleased to be here," Dr Benton replied shaking the host's hand.

"I like your outfit, Dr Benton," Kathy said as she looked the woman up and down. "You dress age appropriate for the girls in your life."

"Thank you, I find dressing this way refreshing, rather than the boring conservative dress code at the male dominated waste department, plus it allows an educated adult woman like me to lower myself to the age level of a pre-teen girl. The ones I play and work with really appreciate that," smiled the doctor as she flicked her bangs like a little girl.

Kathy gestured for the woman to sit down, and then sat down herself. Predictably, the cameras focused in on their crotches, trying to give the audience a glimpse under their clothes.

"What exactly does a Peeologist do?"

"I study young girl's pee, the mixture, the taste and that wonderful aroma you mentioned earlier, trying to find out what makes a girls pee so irresistible to adult women."

"So what is your educational background then?"

"I went to the Huntington Academy where I received a bachelor's degree in water volume and measuring cup theory and applications. I got my masters degree and doctorate in Urinology at the Post Diversity University."

"What did you do after college? I imagine with degrees like that you would be highly recruited for a job." "I thought so too but it wasn't to be. I had to figure out a way to pay off my college loans so I went to work at the whorehouse, the one over in Intercourse by the elementary school," smiled the doctor as she sat back.

"Oh, please do tell us what it was like working at the whorehouse!" Kathy leaned forward with excitement in her eyes.

"Well, at the start of each shift we sat in glass cages. There were twelve glass cages on side of the hallway and twelve on the other side. Inside these glass cages we were nude and on the front of the glass was our bio, like our names and occupations and what sexual acts we liked and disliked. The youngsters would walk up and the hallway looking at us, whispering and giggling with their friends as they looked and pointed at us. Most, if not all the girls, carried their own strap-ons in their backpacks. The two doctors tried to tell the house manager that the girls should sanitize their strap-ons after each use but the manager didn't want to insult the intelligence of the young girls by making such a stupid request. Anyway, I got the feeling that we were displayed like animals at an old time zoo for the amusement our young patrons."

Kathy interrupted her guest. "What acts did you have on your bio?"

Dr Benton sat back in her chair and blushed then she giggled and flicked her bangs out of the way again. "Well, since I was new and didn't know better, I put down that I didn't like to get ass fucked, oops, can I say that?" giggled the doctor as she put her hand to her mouth.

"You can say anything you like on my TV show!" giggled Kathy as she reached out and patted Dr Benton's left knee.

"Well, okay, like I said I didn't like to get ass fucked or deep throat anything. I realized after the first five or six times that I had been purchased for sex by little girls that they kept fucking my ass and deep throating me. It dawned on me that I should change my bio," laughed Dr Benton.

Kathy was laughing also. "For being such an educated woman, you weren't to smart! So what kind of women worked at the whorehouse?"

"On my shift we had five married women. They all still had kids in school. Let's see, two plastic surgeons."

"Two plastic surgeons?" interrupted Kathy.

"Of course, they were only making minimum wage at the hospital."

"Oh." Was all Kathy replied.

"Um, let's see, six patrol officers. Their patrol cars were always parked out front. We had eight elementary school teachers. I would say they were the most popular with the kids. Then there were two attorneys and of course me."

"Sounds like that was a lot of fun working there," Kathy said excitedly.

"Oh, it was. Sometimes the house would have a competition to see which of us could bring in the most money during an eight hour shift. The winner got an 25 dollar bonus added to their pay check."

"So when did you start at the waste department?"

"Two years after I started at the whorehouse, the personal manager for the waste department came to work at the house. Me, her and the the two surgeons were selected for an orgy by the parents of the Intercourse second grade soccer team. We were the adult entertainment of course and these girls loved poop and pee play."

"Please the TV audience what that was like!" Kathy asked as she put her hands into her crotch.

"Well, I've never had so much poop smeared in hair which was then shaped into different funny shapes," laughed the doctor. "One of the surgeons was responsible for playing in the wading pool that was filled with pee. The personnel manager was hung upside down by her ankles with her head at just the right height so that the girls could straddle her head standing up and pee into her mouth, much like how a little boy would pee into a urinal. The other surgeon was also hung upside down with her head at the right height so that the girls could poop into her mouth and she could lick them clean. Later, after work, the personnel manger I got to talking and she set me up with a job interview and I got hired," smiled Dr Benton.

"Is there anything special that you like to do while at work?"

"Um, well, I and some of the other female doctors like to put hanging demonstrations at work for our male colleagues." Dr Benton shifted in her chair.

"Oh, please go on!" Kathy replied as she clasped her hands.

Dr Benton smiled. "Well, we'll set up small stools and have the maintenance guys tie silk rope above each stool. We'll climb up on the stool put the nooses around our necks and kick the stool away. By the time we're swinging the men have their cocks out and are beating furiously away at them. We try to wait as long as we can, until they have all cum, but usually the office manager will put the stools under us again after four minutes."

"Sounds wonderful. Where do you go for your pee studies? I mean it is not like mother's mail in their daughter's pee for you to study," laughed Kathy.

Dr Benton laughed also. "No Kathy, I go to the elementary school and wait around in the girl's bathroom or sometimes in the girl's locker room when gym class is over. I usually wait most of the day and when the girls come in I ask if I could get a sample of their pee."

"How do the girls react to that?"

"Well after seeing how I am dressed, most girls just laugh at me and say okay and others, well, they want something in return. Based on how I am dressed, some pre-teen girls think that I am there soliciting for something else," smiled Dr Benton.

Kathy laughed. "I can see that, based on how you're dressed. You're a naughty girl Dr Benton." She leant slightly forward. "Tell me, whatever could those young girls ask of you? I'm dying to know, and I am sure our audience are too."

"I really can't say, it's so embarrassing," Dr Benton blushed.

"I can imagine doctor, but this you are among friends here, and we promise not to tell anyone." She looked at the camera and giggled conspiratorially. "So tell me, what do you do in the girl's bathroom at the elementary school?"

Dr Benton thought for a moment. "Well, Okay, then." She smiled. "Sometimes I'm dressed like this and other times I'm dressed even more slutty than this." She giggled and so did Kathy.

"Oh, please, tell us!" Kathy gushed. "I didn't think an educated woman like yourself could get even more slutty than what you are!"

"Sometimes when I go to the elementary school I don't wear bra or panties, just my pink smock with high heels. Some girls come in pairs and others come into the bathroom by themselves. I kneel before them and ask them if they could pee into the cup that I am holding. Most girls say yes but others want something from me."

"Like what? Oh heavens, you are making me wet. Do tell us!"

"A lot of the girls want their little anus suckled, kissed and licked. They say it is difficult to get a woman to do that for them. Me of course, I do it gladly."

"Oh, tell me what's like?" Kathy smiled at the camera then turned towards the doctor.

"I usually rub my face, nose and lips all over their little brownie, taking in the aroma and tastes of their anus. I wrap my arms around their thin little waists pulling their bottom to my face," Dr Benton had a dreamy look on the face. "But the older elementary girls are more into the abuse and humiliation factor."

"What do you mean?" Kathy said as she leaned in closer to the doctor. Her hand seemed to be pressing down into her lap.

"They will tie me up in the locker room and finger me and sometimes use their strap-ons to poke my anus. Dr Benton winced at the memories. "Other times they would stuff me into a gym locker, lock the door and take off to class."

"Whatever for?"

"Those nasty little girls wanted to make sure that I would be there when school let out so they could sell my body to their friends for a quickie five minutes with my anus. By the time they were finished with me my pink smock was usually torn and I would have black and blue marks all over me."

"How would you get black and blue marks on your body?"

"Most of the time they would fling a rope with a noose on the end over the exposed beam in the locker room. They would put the noose around my neck and then kick the chair out from under me. As I swing back and forth they would beat me with their strap-ons."

"How delicious! Then what would happen?" Kathy asked excitedly.

"After they are done with me then they pee in the cups."

"Wow," replied Kathy with a big smile on her face.

"So, what do you do with the pee when you return to your laboratory?"

"I study their pee under the microscope, then combine it with other drink flavouring ingredients. I usually get the women I work with to taste-test the combinations I come up with."

Both women laughed. "If you're interested you can join me the next time I go to the elementary school for collection purposes. I think your viewers would be interested to see my collection efforts first hand."

"Well, thank you doctor, I am sure we would just love to see you in action. I'll have to discus that idea with my producer. So what do you have my viewers today?"

"I brought along four girls with me today. They are my test subjects for the adult female pee flavoring drinks that I am perfecting.

As she spoke, four young girls walked on to the set. They were all dressed in skimpy t-shirts and short, flared skirts. Their t-shirts were emblazoned with the latest fashionable slogans, like "Mommy is a Whore", "Cunt for sale", "Educated Women are Sluts". Dr Benton signalled the girls over.

"Brenda here is nine years old, next is Zoe who is ten, Jamie is eleven and Doreen is twelve. My research has shown that young girls under sixteen each has their own taste; we call it their bouquet. Each girl's pee is different based on what she eats or drinks; it is what the girl eats or drinks and how her young body processes her pee that creates a special taste. By introducing different food flavors or drinks I can have each girl produce a different tasting pee."

"Hi girls," smiled Kathy.

"Hi, Mrs Peterson," replied the girls.

"I love your t-shirts!" Kathy giggled.

"Thanks," replied the girls.

"Each girl will pee into a glass and you and I will taste test it," Dr Benton said as she retrieved the first glass.

"Great, I'm ready," said Kathy, moving forward in her seat.

"Brenda is first, darling please bend slightly at the knees, spread your legs and lift your skirt," instructed the doctor as she kneeled in front of the nine year old.

The camera zoomed in on the doctor and the bald pussy of the girl.

Dr Benton held the glass up. "Okay, Brenda go ahead and pee."

The girl put her hands on top of Dr Benton's head to steady herself. She gave a little grunt and her pee streamed into the glass.

The nine year old was looking down at the doctor on her knees. As the level of pee in the glass reached the top, she said, "Up!" and the doctor automatically lowered the glass a little so that she could clamp her mouth over the girls vulva. Kathy watched Dr Benton's throat move up and down each time she gulped the girl's pee the doctors lip glued to the girls cunt.

When she broke contact with the girl's pussy, a little bit of pee dribbled from the doctor's chin which she quickly retrieved with her fingers. "That's good, sweetie," smiled the doctor as she looked at the full glass of yellow liquid.

The nine year-old stopped peeing and dropped her skirt.

"Here taste," offered Dr Benton as she offered the glass of pee to the host of the show.

As if tasting a fine wine, Kathy sipped.

"Oh my, her pee tastes like strawberries," she said and then took another drink from the glass. Her hand moved under her apron.

"That's right Kathy. The active ingredient in her pee is strawberry."

"Now Zoe it's your turn. Same thing as Brenda," Dr Benton said as she knelt in front of the ten year old. "Okay, sweetie, let your pee go."

The ten year old put her right hand on top of the doctor's head to steady herself and grunted a little bit and her stream of pee filled the glass.

The ten year-old said, "Look!" and Dr Benton looked up at the girl. The youngster let a ribbon of spit dribble out of her mouth onto the doctor's forehead. With her free hand, the doctor wiped the spit into her mouth as the youngster continued to pee into the glass.

"That's good Zoe," smiled the doctor. She handed the glass to Kathy who took a long drink of the yellow liquid.

"Wow, that tastes just like ambrosia," Kathy giggled as she took another gulp. Her hand stayed under her apron, and seemed to be moving slowly.

"That's right. Zoe's pee has the taste and smell of male semen, that ambrosia taste which makes some women crazy."

"You're right Dr Benton, I can almost imagine that it's my husband's sperm that I'm drinking." She looked at the camera and said, "It makes me feel so horny, ladies."

"Jamie, your turn to Pee into the glass," urged the doctor as she scooted over a little bit on her knees in front of the girl.

The eleven year old grabbed the ears of the kneeling doctor in front of her. The girl used the doctor's ears to steady herself. The young girl let her pee stream fill the glass. After she finished the girl patted the doctor on the top of her head. Dr Benton handed the glass to Kathy.

"My, this tastes like apples. That is really good tasting pee," giggled Kathy.

"Okay, Doreen, your turn."

The twelve year old bent slightly at the knees peed directly into the glass, but instead of stopping when the glass was full, she leant backwards slightly and aimed the remainder of her pee onto the top of the doctor's breasts. The liquid flowed down between them and disappeared under her push-up bra. A dark stain of liquid spread over her pink smock.

"Oh Doreen," the doctor giggled, "you're are such a naughty girl!" Collecting herself, the doctor handed the glass to Kathy.

"Hmm, tastes like roses," smiled Kathy. This time, the camera alternated between the doctor's pee-soaked smock and Kathy's moving hand.

"Yes, each flavor you tasted in the girl's pee is an active ingredient for drink flavors. It is that flavored girl pee that will be marketed to adult women."

"Very good, I like it," replied Kathy as she took one more sip from the glass. "So what is next for research?"

"Glad you asked, Kathy," smiled Dr Benton. "I am working on the perfume version of pee wherein a woman can spray herself with a girl's pee, much like how we wear perfume now."

"It looks like Doreen has the same idea," said Kathy, and the two women dissolved into laughter.

"Thank you, Dr Benton for coming on my first show, and thank you girls for letting me drink your precious pee."

"You're welcome, Mrs Peterson," replied the girls.

"Good luck with your perfume invention, Dr Benton. I suspect you smell divine just as you are now."

"Thank you Kathy for having me on your show," smiled the doctor.

Kathy turned and faced the camera. "Well mothers that is all for today's show, I hoped you enjoyed it. Remember, your daughter's pee is special and precious. Treat it with respect. I hope you will be able to tune in next week, when our programme will be looking at more delicious cooking ideas, and a new book describing exciting ways to drink young girls' pee straight from the source. Mmmm, I can't wait. Until then, goodbye."