The radio announcer came on, "Welcome to the Dr. Julie Swan's female humiliation show on KSEX, talking about adult women and humiliation. For the next hour Cherish Valley's very own adult female psychologist will talk to our young girls and adult women about female humiliation issues."

"Hello listeners!" laughed Dr. Swan. "So, what's wrong with playing a little dress-up for young girls and adult women? What's wrong with portraying young girls in adult women apparel and situations while portraying adult women in little girl apparel and sexual situations? That's right listeners, nothing is wrong with it because humiliation role play reinforces the sexualization of adult women, something that is good for both girls and women in our society."

"Our topic today girl's is how to undress an adult woman. What?" laughed Julie, "I can hear all you girls yelling, 'I want to do this!' And ladies I want to cover, or uncover," Julie laughed, "How to properly undress your little girlfriend."

"Girls being able to undress an adult woman or even your mother is a sensual experience for you and her. It is a way to switch up the foreplay and make a necessary event, shedding clothes, into a sexy and pleasurable experience for you. If you don't believe that there is an art to undressing an adult woman, think again. Learn how to undress a woman and she'll be asking you to take her clothes off all of the time. Whether you have sex at the Young Girl, at home, or even in the dressing booth of the department store, undressing a woman and making her do what you want is an art."

"Okay, do you have your electronic notepads ready to take notes, girls? First, start by taking off her heels and if she wears them, stockings and garter belt. If you start at the bottom first it will make everything else come off much more smoothly. Have your mother stand at attention as you stand in front of her. A good woman will behave herself as she stands in front of her little lover. She should be trained enough not to talk or moan during this foreplay session," Dr. Swan giggled.

"Now, slide your hands up her skirt and slip off her panties, caressing her cunt the whole time. Take your time as you slide her panties down her thighs. For extra sexual tension look her directly in the eye as you slide your hands up her skirt and slide her panties off. Let the woman know that you are in control as you remove her panties," Dr. Swan moaned as her chair creaked. "As you caress her vagina, push two or three fingers into her pussy. Look at the woman as you do this. Watch her reaction as you wiggle your fingers inside her pussy."

Dr. Swan moaned again, "Mmm, sorry girls! I just can't help masturbating myself when I talk about humiliation! Now, where was I? Oh yes, fingers in the pussy. For a bit of extra fun have her slowly dance on the end of your fingers. Watch as she rotates her hips and grinds her pussy on to your finger tips. A well behaved adult woman or mother will not make sound as she is slow dancing for you. This is foreplay girls and adult women love it!"

Dr. Swan moaned softly again, "Mmm, as you stand up looking at your woman or mother your hand and fingers will be wet with her pussy secretions. Do not wipe your hand on her clothes like her skirt or blouse. Add eroticism to the foreplay by wiping your hand in her hair and along her cheeks. Put your fingers next her mouth and have her lick your fingers clean as you watch each other. Next, as you are standing in front of your mother unbutton her blouse slowly. A properly dressed woman or mother should only have two or three buttons fastened on her blouse. This means girls that you should trace your finger tip from the top of her skirt to the bottom of her bra making goose bumps on her soft skin. When the buttons are unfastened gently brush the blouse off her shoulders. She should be standing in front of wearing only her bra and skirt."

"Hmmm!" groaned Dr. Swan and her chair creaked again. "Mmm, if this is the first time your mother or adult is standing semi-nude in front of you girls you may see her chest flush red and her cheeks glow with embarrassment. That's okay, as most adult females are not used to standing in front of their daughters or little lovers semi-nude. This is where you can ease her fear girls, reach up and gently cup her bra covered breasts, say soothing words to her like, 'It's okay, all women are nervous as first', or 'You are the most beautiful woman I know!' just saying anything to calm their fear girls."

There was a rustling of clothes and the doctor's chair creaked again. "Hmm, let go of her bra covered breasts and slowly walk around her but as you do so let your fingers drag against her skin. Trace your fingers along her side, arms, and maybe her shoulders. As you stand behind her unclasp her bra and push it off her shoulders. Let the bra fall to the floor in front of her. Also girls, don't try to avoid stepping on her blouse that is on the floor behind her and don't pick it up to move it out of the way. Take your foot and move it around in front of her. Make sure that she sees you pushing her blouse with your foot."

Dr. Swan moaned again as her chair creaked. She giggled then took a couple of deep breaths. "Sorry girls, I can't help myself, my little female cunt is very wet and ticklish right now. Okay, as I was saying, before you walk around in front of her gently lean against her back, resting your cheek against her back. Reach around her, wrapping your arms around her waist. Tell her how much you love her, girls. Tell your mother that you appreciate her cooperation and understanding."

The chair creaked again and Dr. Swan groaned with several deep breaths.

"Hmmm, okay, okay, now you can walk around in front of her girls. As you step in front of her take in her breasts, her nipples and aureoles. These are yours to play with. But more importantly, you should be standing on her bra and blouse. Have her look down at your feet as you wipe your shoes on her clothes. Smile at her because with this one simple act of domination your mother or adult woman will understand that you are better than she is."

Dr. Swan groaned and drew a deep breath again, "Now, take her nipples in your fingers and tweak them, pull them and pinch them. A trained woman should not grimace or make faces while you are doing this. Your mother or adult woman should be smiling at you as you play with her breasts. If this is her first time, don't worry girls work with her every chance you can."

Dr. Swan giggled, "Just to let my listening audience know what I am doing, I have removed my blouse and bra and both are on the floor. I am pinching and pulling my breasts and nipples. OOOHHHH, Aaagghhh!" the doctor moaned. "Too bad you can't see my sound technician, Mrs. Vella, is working her vibrator into her cunt! What a lovely sight!"

Dr. Swan cleared her throat and the chair creaked again, she sat up. "For this last part girl's unfortunately you have to let go of the woman's nipples and walk around behind her again," Dr. Swan pouted. "As you stand behind her kneel down slowly and slide your hands down her waist to her skirt. Slowly undo her skirt and let it drop to the ground. Her panties and skirt should be pooled at her feet. As you are standing behind her slowly run your hand up and down between her ass cheeks. Lean into her, rest your cheek against her back and put your free hand around her waist resting it on her stomach. Use your index finger to massage and poke her anus. If you have undressed your mother properly she should be turned on and she should undulating in your arms as you play with her anus, hmm!" groaned Dr. Swan.

"Ohhh!!" groaned Dr. Swan as the listening audience could hear a soft buzzing sound. "After you have played with her anus that last thing is to have the woman lift her feet and push her skirt and panties in front of her. Step back girls and walked around your mother. All women come in different shapes and sizes. Whether the woman is your mother or adult lover that shouldn't make a difference to you because standing nude in front of you is the woman you're gonna fuck with her strap-on. Walk up to her, stand on her clothes, reach for her breasts and start dominating her in ways only you can think up!"

Dr Swan moaned, "Ooohhh, aagghhh! Damn, this feels sooo fucking good!" as the vibrating sound got a little louder. "Ah, ahhh, fuck, okay, now a word from our sponsor, Skimpy Clothes, damn this feels good!"

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The buzzing sound came back on and the chair was creaking back and forth. For about twenty seconds there was only the sound of the vibrator buzzing and the chair creaking. A different female voice came on. "Dr. Swan, Dr. Swan, we're back on the air!" the woman hissed.

"Oh, oh, sorry! Thank you Mrs. Vella. Hmm, where was I? Our next topic," stammered Dr. Swan over the buzz of the vibrator, "How to undress your little girlfriend. We adult women are visual creatures. We can't help it as there is nothing more beautiful to us then seeing the youngster we love naked standing over us with her hands on her hips. However the way she gets naked can be as much fun as the end result. Follow along here ladies to learn how to undress your little girlfriend." Groaned the doctor and as the buzzing sound continued.

"Uuuhhhh! The main thing you'll need ladies is confidence. The first step starts in your mind. You must have confidence in what you are about to do. You know exactly what you want and where it is located, right at the 'V' of her lovely thighs. You are the woman and in love with the most beautiful young girl in the world. You desire more than anything to see your little girlfriend in the raw. All young girls need to feel that confidence in you ladies. She needs to know in the heat of the moment that nothing else matters to you more than her, not even your husband or your family. That your attention and focus are on her."

"Uuuugghh, uugghh, hmm, unlike our little angels undressing you from the bottom up ladies, you should start from the top down on little girls. If there is something holding up her hair, let her hair down. Take her glasses off if she wears them. Gently run your fingers through her hair and gently kiss her, not on her lips mind you but kiss and nibble the side of her face and around her ears, the nape of her neck. Take a moment to smell her hair and take in every essence of your young girlfriend." Dr. Swan moaned and her chair creaked as the buzzing of the vibrator got a little louder. "Hmm, if you are in front of her, hold her bottom firmly. If you are holding her from behind, run your hands gently down both sides of her young body and around the pubic area. You may very lightly touch her breasts through the fabric but if she is young enough and is flat chested do not fondle her nipples but gently massage them with the palm of your hand."

There was a pause as the listening audience heard the buzzing, groaning and the chair creaking. "Umm, sorry, listeners. It's time to remove on to her top. Unbuttoning her top has a nice slow effect. A non-buttoned top can be a bit more abrupt when it does come off. Slow, slow, slow, keep it slow when taking your young girlfriend's top off. The only time to speed up is when a non-buttoned top is up around her head. Make sure it comes off smoothly without tugging. When your girlfriend's top does comes off do not look down at her flat breasts, yet. Now neatly fold her top and place it out of the way. As a reminder ladies, any clothes you take off your young girlfriend should be neatly folded and stack out of the way," Dr. Swan stammered as she groaned.

The buzzing of the vibrator continued. The listening audience could tell that the doctor was moving the dildo up and down. "Hmm, the next step is the all important training bra if she has one. Make sure you have a good knowledge of how the hooks of a girls training bra work. Nothing kills sexual tension in a pre-teen girl more then when you fumble around with her bra hooks. This takes practice, ladies. You should eventually learn how to un-hook a bra with just one hand." Creak, creak went the chair. "Uuuugghh, hmmm, damn, it feels so good!"

"Sorry, ladies. After kissing your girlfriend, pull slightly back from her and look into her eyes. Let your love for her shine through. Let her know that she is the most important person in your world. While looking in her eyes, un-hook her bra being careful not to let the bra fall off her soft shoulders. Now is the time to stare down at her bra covered breasts. Make sure your girlfriend sees where your eyes are focused. With one easy motion slip your fingers under both bra straps and pull the bra off her shoulders. The bra should pull away easily from her body. Quickly fold her bra and put it on top of her shirt. Take a long admiring look at one of the most beautiful things found in Cherish Valley."

"Aahhh, fuck!" moaned the doctor as she worked the vibrator up and down.

Dr Swan cleared her throat. "Your young girlfriend should now be topless but still wearing a skirt or pants. Take one of her wrists and gently but firmly spin her slowly around. Wrap your arms around her from behind. Lightly kiss and nibble her ear and neck. Tenderly cup her nipples and tug ever so gently on them. This is not the time for a heavy hand. It should be more teasing then deliberate. You may even feel goose bumps on her body at this point if you are doing this right. You are in control, never rush or grab your little girlfriend. The youngster is allowing you control so enjoy it."

"Hmmm! Aahhh, yes!" groaned the doctor as the chair creaked back and forth.

"If she is wearing a skirt slide your hands up under her skirt. Lightly brush you hands up high inside her legs. Gently touch her pubic and vaginal area of her panties. Dip two fingers down inside her panties and with the lightest of touches rub her clitoris. Now take your girlfriend's panties off by pulling down from the sides and let them fall to her ankles, reach down and pick up her panties, fold them and put them with her bra and shirt."

"Ugh, ugh," went the doctor as the audience could hear the vibrator moving up and down. "Yes, yes, oh fuck me, yes." Moaned the doctor.

"If your young lover is wearing pants, kneel in front of her and take her shoes off then move behind her again. Unbutton her pants reaching around from behind her and firmly pull them down and off. Lightly brush you hands up high inside her legs. Gently touch her pubic and vaginal area of her panties. Dip two fingers down inside her panties and with the lightest of touches rub her clitoris.

"Ugh, ugh," Dr Swan grunted as the listening audience could tell she had picked up the pace of her masturbation.

"Ugh, ahh, damn! The last step ladies is to finish what you started. After pulling off her panties it is sometimes fun to leave her skirt on and nothing else. However the choice is hers, not yours. If she wants her skirt removed then slowly unfasten her skirt and tug it off her, fold the skirt and put it on the pile. After taking off her pants slowly pull her panties down from the sides and let them fall to the floor, pick up her panties and fold them on her pile of clothes. Take in the sight of the pre-teen girl you love standing naked before you. At this point you should be kneeling at her feet. Look up at her and smile as she stares down at you."

The buzzing got louder and the chair creaked.

"Hmm, mmm, remember, the one very important piece of etiquette ladies, the only clothes on the floor should be your clothes. The undressing rules state that the young girl's clothes should be folded neatly. You will do well with your young date if you remember that. Ugh, fuck me!"

The buzzing of the vibrator got as loud as it would go. The doctor turned up the speed to the highest setting. "Yes, yes! Ah, fuck me! Fuck my asshole!" screamed Dr Swan as the chair creaked. "Gawd damn, ah, shit! Yes, yes! I love my jackrabbit!" moaned the doctor.

The sound of the vibrator went lower as the doctor turned down the setting. "And now a word from our radio sponsor, Skimpy Clothes." The doctor said as she caught her breath.

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"Whew! Okay, listening audience, that is how you undress a little girlfriend and an adult woman." Dr Swan swooned. "Now on to questions from our listening audience. First up is Anne from Bikini Bottom, hi Anne!"

The woman giggled, "Hi Dr. Swan, Love your show, especially when you masturbate yourself!"

"Thanks, what's on your little female mind today?" Dr Swan said with a smile in her voice.

"I love anal sex with my nine year old daughter. But I can't come from anal sex alone."

Dr. Swan interrupted the caller and asked, "You mean when your lovely daughter is tagging your poop shoot with her strap-on?" she giggled.

The woman nervously laughed, "Um, yes."

"Ok," Dr. Swan laughed. "Just wanted to make sure it was her doing the tagging and not you because that would be against the law! But go ahead and continue."

"I know that anal sex is not that enjoyable for most adult women or even mothers like me but I consider it a gift to my daughter. She enjoys it very much, and I love to give her pleasure anyway I can. My question is can I ask her to also insert a dildo in my vagina while she is fucking my ass?"

"Thanks Anne, I also appreciate the ass fucking I get from little girls. I know it hurts a bit, but I do love it! But don't get your simple female mind confused, Anne. Your daughter is in control here. It is not what you like but what she enjoys. If she enjoys poking your sphincter muscle without filing your vagina, who are you to question her? Next caller."

"Hi, Dr. Swan," a little girl voice comes over the phone.

"Hi, sweetie, who are you and how old are you?"

"I'm Renee and I'm twelve years old."

"What's on your lovely mind today Renee," Dr. Swan said with a smile in her voice.

"My mother loves anal sex. I can't speak for any other girls my age who have adult female lovers but unlike Anne, my mom does orgasm from anal sex, and sometimes I let her put her Jackrabbit vibrator in her vagina," Renee giggled.

"Thank you, Renee. More pre-teen girls should be like you. You set the example that all young girls should follow and that is allowing your woman or your mother the little bit of joy by having a vibrator in their vagina. That was lovely! Next caller, please"

"Hi Dr. Swan, I'm Barbara from Climax and I absolutely love anal sex! It is something I enjoy especially when I am allowed to use a bullet vibrator or a dildo in my vagina and the young girl is kneeling behind me holding my hips as she pushes her strap-on deep into my ass. It is not as good as vaginal sex though."

"I just love anal sex and I come, as the girls know, from anal sex alone." Dr. Swan giggled. "You mentioned the young girl allows you to use a vibrator on your pussy?"

"Oh, yes, but that's only when I'm a good girl," the woman giggled.

"Go on."

"Well, I am very experienced in the arena of anal sex and noticed it is something most young girls and pre-teen girls want to do with adult women. At the present time I have been having anal sex with six different young girls at the Young Girl club," the woman stated a matter of factly.

"All six girls at once?"

"Sometimes and other times just one on one."

"Oh my, do the six girls use the rape table on you?" Dr. Swan asked excitedly.

The woman giggled, "Oh yes, they strap me down and play spin the table!"

Dr. Swan laughed, "Oh yes, I love that game! Are you married?"

"Yes I am, for the last three years," Barbara said proudly.

"Does your husband practice anal sex with you at home?"

"No fucking way!" laughed Barbara. "My anus is for the exclusive use of young girls."

Dr. Swan laughed. "Thanks Barbara," giggled Dr. Swan. "All women whether they are married or not should reserve their anus for young girls to enjoy. For young girls it is a rite of passage when having sex with their mothers or other adult women. Next caller, please."

"Hi, Dr. Swan, I'm Maddie from Zip Down and I'm forty-two and my little girlfriend is eleven. "

"Hi, Maddie, what's your question?"

"Well, my girlfriend and I have a relationship based on friendship with sexual benefits. She doesn't want any type of relationship that will result in commitment and I can understand that since she is eleven years old." Maddie said.

"Ok, so your girlfriend is eleven, go on," Dr. Swan said with a smile in her voice.

"So when she asked to sleep over at my place for the first time I agreed because she is so kind and sweet to me outside the bedroom. The surprise came when we got into my bed at my apartment. She became a different person. She was very aggressive. She didn't give me any fore-play. When I mentioned about the lack of foreplay, she corrected it by kissing me once on the neck. Then she hopped on top of me and asked me if I was ready for her."

"Sounds perfectly normal for an eleven year old, so what's your question?"

"My question is this, when I am on top of her riding her strap-on, she calls me dirty names like bitch, slut and whore. Why does she do this? Is it because I am an adult-friend who is giving her what she wants without asking for anything in return, or what? I did stop her when she called me those names and she only laughed. I don't know what to do if she calls me those again?"

"Thanks Maddie for putting this question out here. I think it is an important one because it highlights the issue of what is okay during sex with girls. As an adult woman you do not have a say in what is okay while having sex with a young girl. If calling you names turns her on and if you can't take it like a woman then find another young girlfriend. Young girls know what is right during sex, trust them ladies and they will give you pleasure like you never experienced. Sex with adult women will always be abusive, perverse, and dehumanizing to be enjoyable for the girl. It is my belief that all women need such treatment to enjoy sex with the youngster. Remember, sex with a young girl is not meant to be uplifting and enjoyable for you, ladies. It is meant to be uplifting and enjoyable for the girl. I have the full submissive mentality when I'm in a relationship with a pre-teen. You should too, Maddie. Next caller please."

"Hi, Dr. Swan, my names Wendy from Bikini Bottom and I love having sex with a young girl."

"Hi, Wendy, so does every other adult woman, what's your question?"

"In my everyday life I'm an aggressive and strong professional woman who is married with two boys in high school. In the sexual area I need a young girl that can show me she has power over me."

"How young is your girlfriend, Wendy?"

"I like girls that are ten years old. I like to feel that the ten year old is using me to give herself pleasure, that I'm just there to service her needs and desires in the manner she demands. Unlike your last caller, it excites me incredibly to be called names like "dirty whore" and "slut". Light bondage, light punishment like slapping breasts, ass and face and being forced in uncomfortable positions permitting the youngster to selfishly use any part of my body to satisfy herself is so satisfying to me. When I am over at her house on a Saturday evening I enjoy being humiliated in front of her parents as she sends me to bed in her room. At the Young Girl club she makes me stand in the corner facing the wall while she has sex with other women. And when she has sex with me next time she reminds me of how good she felt using the other woman and how she will need to do it again and this makes me have intense orgasms. I thank her for satisfying herself so well and am grateful she still uses me while humiliating me."

"Wow," Dr. Swan exclaims. "Your girlfriend is an incredible turn on. She is so lucky to have you. You are every young girl's dream come true!"

"No, I am lucky to have her, Dr. Swan. She is my mistress and I love her, I think about her all the time. We have only been going together for a couple of months but no youngster has ever made me feel the way she makes me feel. Even though she hurts me, she does it in a loving way. I can't get enough of her spanking, punishments and everything. I loved it, Dr. Swan."

"Thank you Wendy! I love to be verbally abused and humiliated during sex with young girls. I get off on it so hard. I want to be shown that I am still inferior to the girl and treated as such. I love to be slapped on the breasts and the face and even be urinated on. And now a word from our sponsor, Skimpy Clothes."

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"Okay, next caller."

"Hi, Dr. Swan, I'm Mindy from Climax and I like being punished by my young girlfriend."

"Hi, Mindy, please tell us all about it!"

"I just love the spankings, light slapping around and as for humiliation and the like, I gotta say that's subjective. What's humiliating to one woman may not be to another and vice versa. Say like some women find being urinated on by an eight year-old to be humiliating but I don't and like it. For me though, it's more of the making fun of, and the belittling as well; I can't take those from my girlfriend."

"Oh? Why is that?"

"Well, it just doesn't turn me on at all. As kinky as I am in bed with my twelve year old girlfriend, I'm the kind of submissive that needs to feel appreciated and such from her. I love hardcore dirty talk and names when she is fucking me but words such as 'worthless, useless, stupid, disgusting, 'using you', I don't like at all."

"You must have a very understanding young girlfriend, Mindy, for her not to make fun of you in some way."

"Yes I do. I know that some of my friends love being called that and get off on it and good for them. But it's the punishment I like. She can whip me, choke me, beat me, slap me, or anything else she can think of. I want her to degrade me, devalue me, use me, abuse me, make me feel less than human and I will worship every last inch of her young lithe body. I know that I am less than equal in her eyes and will strive to be obedient and acquiescent to her but just don't belittle me or make fun of me."

"Now that's very much my type of woman, one who already knows her place with young girls and how she wants to be treated. It makes my job just a little easier when I am lecturing about humiliation. Thanks, Mindy, next caller please."

"Hi, Dr. Swan, my name's Lucy and I live in Climax."

"Hi, Lucy, go ahead!"

"Hell yes, I like being punished by my fourteen year old daughter. Slapped on the face, spanked on my bottom, I love being dominated at home. I'm normally so "sane" at work and in the outside world. I'm respected in my job where I'm the pimp of five women on my team. But many women feel like they lose something of their femininity if their daughter is not in charge of things at a private level. Even though she values my opinion and she listens to me, she is the final decision-maker in our home and I love that."

"Excellent!" Dr. Swan smiled.

Lucy went on, "To know that she is in total control of me, to know that I must obey her, and that in spite of her sexual power over me, she still keeps me warm and safe in bed, that's what makes me feel feminine."

"Thank you, Lucy. Next caller please."

"Hi, Dr. Swan, my name's Monica and I'm from Zip Down."

"Hi, Monica, what's on your simple female brain today?"

'Um, how do you feel about women having their pubic hair shaved?"

"What a question, thanks, Monica. Hmm, let's see, when I see a naked woman spread out in the centerfold of 'Kiddie Times' or a mother sitting atop some eleven year old in reverse-cowgirl position or a female executive showing her pink at the Family Strip Club, one burning question always comes to my simple female mind: Who does her pubic hair? Sure, I appreciate a tasteful pose, an artful fuck, and an athletic pole dance as much as the next woman, but I just can't help but notice a well-groomed cunt when it's staring me in the face. Inevitably, my little female mind wants to know how it got to look so inviting."

The chair on which Dr. Swan was sitting started to creak.

"Oh, yes, yes, my sweet little cunt!" hissed the doctor. "Oh, girls, this bad doctor is rubbing her cunt just for you!" The chair was creaking back and forth.

The listening audience could Dr. Swan take a deep breath. "Yes, a tastefully trimmed adult female cunt doesn't happen by accident; it takes time, technique, and talent. For mother's and single women who work at the whorehouse down the street from the elementary school, their pussies are their paychecks, a stylish vagina is just as important as false eyelashes and urine proof mascara. I suspect they developed their own techniques for keeping up the appearance of their private parts."

"But when it comes to a stay at home mother freshly plucked from Bikini Bottom to be Mother of the Month showing it all off for Kiddie Times or Good Time Pussies, do they call in a professional? I mean do the editors at Kiddie Times recommend someone to style last month's mother's vagina? Did the Good Times Pussies centerfold do it herself with a lady shaver? Or is her carefully coiffed cunt a product of modern technology, you know, like Pussy by Photoshop?"

"Ladies, shearing our slits is not just for mothers who work at the whorehouse. Some of us haven't yet received an invitation to pose for Kiddie Times, or Good Time Pussies, hint, hint," laughed Dr. Swan as her chair creaked. "But we still prefer to preen our cunts for our daughters or young girlfriends. How does the everyday adult woman get helpful hints on selecting an appropriate shape, preventing razor bumps, clippers versus hot wax? How come no one has lectured at the high school cosmetology class or written a witty how to book on the subject?"

"Kiddie Times may mention where to get a good bikini wax for your first date with a little girl, but what about the mother who wants to go beyond the thong panty line?"

Dr. Swan's chair creaked again so that the listening audience could hear the ruffling of clothes and the buzzing sound of the vibrator.

Dr. Swan cleared her throat. "Okay, shaving is really up to your daughter or little girlfriend. If they like the feel and look then you should. I mean and young girls like it so much better when women shave. To me it feels very good. I feel better standing completely nude in front of little girls as they look me over," moaned the doctor as the chair creaked back and forth and buzzing grew louder. "I shave and I like it. And in my opinion as a doctor, your bald cunt looks a lot better and it is more hygienic. Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Dr. Swan said as she worked the vibrator.

"Plus, going bare down there has certain pluses: You're more sensitive to a little girl's finger stimulation, and the feel, not to mention the sight, of a manicured pussy can send a pre-teens libido skyrocketing. Whether you do the shaving solo or make it part of foreplay and have your daughter help you. Aaahhh! Fuck! God Damn! Aaahhh!" screamed the doctor as the chair creaked back and forth.

"Well, ladies and young girls that is it for today's show." Dr. Swan said catching her breath as she turned off the vibrator. "Don't be bashful with your questions. Until next time, I love you all!"