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Published: 3-Jun-2013
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Cast Of Characters:
- Willow Kovacs, 11 - black-haired white girl (Hungarian/Serbian mix) wearing glasses
- Luke Bradley, 11 - dirty-blonde swimmer/surfer type Caucasian boy
- Alex Houghton, 10 - very tall light-brown haired Caucasian girl with long skinny arms and legs
- Hector Colon, 10 - Caribbean islands Hispanic boy with uncircumcized penis
- Katie Chapel, 9 - chestnut brown-haired Caucasian girl with pale white skin; extremely submissive & obedient
- Kyle Oster, 9 - very shy & feminine-looking Caucasian boy wearing matching make-up and hairstyle as Katie Chapel
- Alyssa Sorensen, 8 - blonde Caucasian girl (Dutch/Danish mix); incestuous family auditioned her for kiddie porn
- Eric Zhang, 8 - Chinese-American boy; gymnastics background from China and very flexible
- Chloe Wilson, 7 - biracial half-Caucasian, half-Korean girl; least sexually experienced girl in the cast
- Connor Jacobs, 7 - blonde Caucasian boy; has been in more kiddie porn than many older kids in the cast
As if over 180 minutes of highly perverted child sex footage wasn't enough to satiate the average pedophile, this bluray also contained an additional 2 hours of vast extras not available during the original livefeed, including:
The Making of the Games: From Paper to Flesh
The sex games' designers are interviewed as to what inspired their various perverted setups. Particularly impressive was the 5 minute interview given by kiddie porn actress Jennifer Tanner, who came up with a few of the above games all from her own little demented imagination. Watch in awe at how professional and well-spoken she sounds. I own practically all of Jennifer's movies, and this little brunette not only fucks and acts well, but can also give one hell of an interview.
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Cast Biographies
Each of the 10 children featured in the games are interviewed both individually and as a group (the 'just the girls' group, 'boys' group', and 'everyone together' group. The kids are interviewed while fully clothed when alone but are naked in the group interviews) and tell us a little bit about their backgrounds, any unique talents that they have (both sexual and non-sexual), how they first got into kiddie porn, and what perks they enjoy most about the business. I really enjoyed Chloe Wilson's answers. Ahh, from the mouth of babes.
Also contained many frivolous questions, like "which superhero's power would you most want?", but it was still a great treat watching these attractive kids who earlier were attempting to fit adult-sized cocks into their narrow assholes, acting comfortable and happy and behaving like any other child their own age. The rapport and friendship displayed between the children were equally admirable, as some of them have either worked with each other before (11 year olds Willow and Luke apparently have had an ongoing professional relationship for 3 years now during which they starred together in over 10 films), or were close friends in their private lives (example: Eric and Alyssa).
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Behind the Scenes
This was perhaps my favorite section of the extras. Similar to mainstream adult porn, there were the requisite shots of the kids getting made up in the makeup chair (though Kyle Oster's transformation into a girl was pretty fascinating) and in the middle of their post-games group showers to wash off after their cum/piss bath finale.
But what I loved most were the private home movies submitted by the children's parents to be included in the set. The home movies were edited to show all the kids in their everyday daily lives, before and after joining kiddie porn. For instance, a 6 year old Alex Houghton (pre-porn) showed off her fallen baby tooth which she placed under her bed pillow for the "tooth fairy" to pick up. A 7 year old Alyssa Sorensen (pre-porn) was shown in pyjamas on Christmas morning where she's wide-eyed and tearing into her various boxes of presents like a maniac. But the very next cut showed a post-porn 8 year old Alyssa running panicked around the house while naked and yelling at her family asking if anyone had seen her buttplug that she used to prep before anal scenes (it would turn out that her father had pulled a prank by hiding it up his own ass underneath his clothing).
There was also raw footage of Willow Kovacs taken years ago when she was closer to age 4 (pre-porn), complaining at her breakfast table that her oatmeal was too cold and not sweet enough. How ironic that the same little girl would go from complaining about her oatmeal to growing up to drink cum and piss without flinching?
A few of the boys: Eric Zhang was shown performing impressive cartwheels at his gymnastics school, Luke Bradley was shown taking surfing lessons for the first time, and Kyle Oster was impressively playing Beethoven on a grand piano. Each of these talented kids appeared to lead healthy balanced lives outside of kiddie porn.
Most impressive of all, a special feature of this bluray, called 'jump', allow you viewers to jump back and forth between such scenes of the kids innocently living out their lives, to one of their sex scenes from the games. It's an amazing invention; to be able to jump from watching scenes of unspoiled purity (a 5 year old pre-porn Chloe shown eating cotton candy at the summer State Fair) to ones of unrivaled sexual debauchery (the same Chloe at age 7 voluntarily sticking that same tongue deep up an 8 year old Chinese boy's open butthole at these present games). I truly hope that this feature becomes a mainstay of all future Jim Phillips blurays.
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Photo Gallery
Over 1000 high resolution still-photos taken before, during, and after the games. The child cast was shown posing in various positions while clothed and nude. Other photos showed them after the end of the games presenting their sore and raw sex holes to the camera. The majority of the photos were taken in the midst of the games. Almost overkill if you ask me. There were so many similar pictures taken from the same angles that if you press the 'next' button repeatedly during the slideshow you can get the equivalent of a moving animation sequence. It would also have been nice to group the sets by child and category, like strip-tease, game 1, etc., but all photos were crammed into the same single section.
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Trivia
An interactive quiz set up to test viewers' knowledge of the history of kiddie porn and of its most memorable underaged performers. But unless you owned a vast collection of such pornography and have a working knowledge of stars such as Tiffany Kessler, Julie Tanner, and all their past works, you will most likely fail the quiz. I suspect this section exists more to entice the viewer to purchase other movies starring these various girls, as their full movie credit histories were given at the conclusion of the quiz.
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Trailers
A short preview of an upcoming film coming out in March, titled "101 mutts (and a dalmatian)" and starring 10 year-old Karla Bianchi.
This was a 3:26 long preview trailer featuring the reigning princess of kiddie-doggie sex, the sexy Ms. Karla Bianchi. It started with the caption - "Karla's back in the U.S after her semester abroad in Europe ..." then cut scene to a few second long shot of a flustered-looking Karla at a public park trying to walk 6 different dogs, each on their own leash which were all tangled up from the dogs running off in every which direction.
Cut back to caption - "... and she's right back up to her old tricks!" Trailer cuts to a completely naked Karla crouched inside of a large kennel and the 6 dogs she was walking earlier were simultaneously licking up and down her slim, tan body. Correction: she was nude except for a red studded dog collar that she was wearing around her neck.
Another caption, "Watch as our champion of pedo-bestiality attempts to shatter the world record for most dogs sucked off during a single shoot!" Quick cut to Karla on her hands and knees with her head ducked under between an English Bulldog's hind legs. A close up revealed its reddish-pink doggie cock fully exposed out of its sheath and half of it twitching inside the mouth of the 10 year old girl. The number '1' appeared on the upper right corner of the screen.
This was followed by more and more shots of Karla with additional dogs, and the number tally in the corner continued to rise, although it didn't show her with every one of the 102 dogs. #4, a Border Collie; #15, a Siberian Husky, #23, a Boxer .. on and on the teasers continued, with Karla taking on dog after dog. Large breeds, small breeds, St. Bernards and Dachshunds alike. Sometimes she was sucking them while they were standing on all fours; other times the dogs are lying on their backs. Some breeds, like the Shih Tzu and Pomeranian, were so tiny that she had to lift the animals up off the ground with her hands in order to access their small penises.
After #47, a Rottweiler, Karla was shown hunched over and clutching her tummy, presumably taking a short break from all her canine-jizz swallowing. Another cut showed an exhausted-looking Karla sitting closed-eyed and leaning against the wall while the large palm of an unidentified man was rubbing her belly. Judging from the strained look on her face it wasn't clear whether the belly rubs were helping to soothe her stomach ache or were irritating her digestion even more.
Another cut and its more few second shots of animal-girl oral sex. #48 .. #53 .. by the time the tally reached #70, the young child was no longer taking her semen straight from the source, but was using a clear plastic martini glass to capture the spurts of fresh doggie cum into it, which she swallowed after it half filled up from the collective ejaculations from what looked to be about 10 dogs at a time (trailer cut away just as she placed the glass to her lips - guess you gotta buy the movie to see the rest).
At close to the 2:30 mark she was finishing up servicing her 102nd dog - a dalmatian. Afterwards, the original 6 dogs she was shown walking earlier were brought back into the kennel and they proceed to randomly fuck her in her pussy and ass - a doggie gangbang. The presumed dominant alpha male (a great dane) took his turn with her first while the subordinates surrounded this interspecies couple; yelping and wagging their tails in sexual frustration as they waited their turns.
Finally, around 3:00 a tired, heaving Karla appeared (with a shiny mixture of saliva and doggie cum streaking her flat chest) in the middle of a post-scene interview during which the cameraman asked her what the most difficult part of her scene was. She answered, "I can keep tasting the cum from the last dog before I can start on the next one .. so there was always this fishy and salty taste in my mouth the whole scene!" He then asked whether she's enough of an expert now to be blind taste-tested on which breeds have which tastes, to which she responded with a crooked eyebrow and a bewildered "Are you fucking kidding me? Drink MORE cum?!" expression on her face.
Typical of Jim Phillips movies, he always slips in a preview of an upcoming feature to discourage us from ever becoming satisfied with our current child porn collections. No doubt many fans of bestiality or Karla Bianchi will be purchasing this movie on its release date. I'll be sure to pick up my copy and be back then for a more formal review. From the trailer alone it doesn't appear to have enough fucking footage for my taste, but we'll see. Stay tuned.
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Overall Summary
I won't give away which gender won at the end - girls or boys. I doubt though that many of you will purchase the movie with that as your primary concern. No, you're all more interested in masturbating to the numerous sex scenes, and in that regard Jim Phillips had again done a masterful job of bringing together a delightfully beautiful group of children to perform the steamiest and raunchiest of sex - all in the context of 'games.' No one else in the industry comes remotely close in successfully convincing such a young cast to voluntarily partake in such difficult (and sometimes painful) sexual acts.
However, a few criticisms of the production must be noted. First, unlike in his standard feature kiddie porn, his live competition sex shows lacked the additional cameras that gave viewers multiple perspectives of the ensuing sex. Here, viewers were only treated to alternating shots from a camera 1 and a camera 2. Realistically, this was to minimize the live audience's viewing perspective getting blocked by roaming cameramen.
To his credit, the sex was wonderfully shot. There were no shortage of extremely graphic close ups of wide-open 9 year old children's anal gapes, or wide angle shots showing 10 juvenile anuses simultaneously speared with plastic cock. Nor did he miss a beat at capturing the numerous cum shots at the end from the best angles - all in crystal clear 1080p high definition. The resolution was so clear that when he focused on a little boy's tiny ballsack getting squeezed and choked of blood and oxygen, one can clearly see the tiny scrotal sack pulsating and turning color. It's just that I suppose we've all become spoiled in watching child porn presented in numerous changing perspectives.
My next criticism is an unfair one. The annual summer 'Kiddie Fuck Princess Pageant' tournaments have set such an unrealistically high bar for child sex competitions that the cast for 'Battle of the sexes' appeared almost amateur by comparison. But this was purposely by design - the KFPP exists to showcase the nastiest and most experienced child porn performers and test the limits of their endurance and abilities. The BOTS, by contrast, was trying to highlight bright young up-and-comers who were just experienced enough to handle the rough sex thrown at them but weren't yet household names. So objectively speaking, the 10 brave boys and girls of BOTS more than handled themselves admirably and with more training and movie credits could one day (the girls anyways) be vying for the title of Ms. Kiddie Fuck Princess.
Lastly, I know that the point of the games was to feature little boys and girls competing in the same types of sex. Therefore the makers couldn't have the girls use a hole that the boys lacked - the pussy. As a result, the games displayed only oral and anal penetrations. Still, I happen to be a pussy man and felt that a little more attention could've been given to the young girls' fresh bald cunts without giving one sex an overwhelming advantage or disadvantage over the other.
In conclusion, while 'Battle of the Sexes' contained more than enough hot and illegal footage to satisfy even the most discerning of pedophiles, I hesitate to rank it as among the 'legend class' of child porn. If the most recent Kiddie Fuck Princess Pageant bluray set earned a 10.0 in my ratings system, I would give 'Battle of the Sexes' a generous 8.2. Buy it for the before-mentioned 'behind the scenes' in the 'extras' section, or if you prefer watching movies with relatively large casts (10 kids of both sexes was certainly more than the typical 3-4 children that got cast in typical Jim Phillips features).
And for all you collectors, buy it so you can own the Alyssa Sorensen movie she made just before her career soarded. I'm telling you, this little blonde girl is gonna be huge. At this time next year I wouldn't be surprised if she's mentioned in the same breath as a Tiffany Kessler.
- Overall score: 8.2
Remember, enjoy in moderation and always stay safe out there. Until next time, Bryan out.
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