Reality as an abstinate substitute for fantasy...

Another quirk, or fetish - and this is embarrassingly common - having sex with two women at once, or a woman and a girl, or two girls -

So common it should be thrown off the playing field of kink -

Ideation is not only ideation - it cannot double.

The first time I had sex with two women was when I was thirty - it was not a marvellous event.

My sister had sent me some XTC pills - saying they were way cool. But my girlfriend Loey took itupon herself to administer the drug - chopped them in half - so the buzz was minor.

She'd never been with a woman, I'd never been with two women - it was a luxurious bath, with bubbles, with two women in the bath tub with me - a little strange...

But just as we'd settled down to bed - this stranger between us - well, nothing happened.

'That's just the way it is.' - Fantasy is greater than fiction which is greater than reality...

like I've said, I'm not an aggressor nor initiator - if Loey had suddenly gone down on our friend, or something - I would have been all over that shit.

Our guest said 'This is the strangest thing I've ever experienced.' (Texas woman - she needed the man to take charge. She'd obviously done the threesome thang before.)

The time in Cabo - I was too drunk to talk, and they ushered me like crutches to a hotelroom - I rolled-over and fell to sleep - I don't know what happened between them. And that next morning I was just in pain.

The time a young work-mate and her friend joined me in bed - and I'd been intimate with the friend - pretty good sex, actually - she was small and agile, my workmate normal sized but with huge tits - they'd been friends most their lives - New York Jews, and Deadheads - I didn't initiate nothing - why is weak nature throwing me down to the thrall? -

I was living in Norman, Oklahoma. A sweet summer teaching job at the University. I'd gotten a small apartment in a large complex - in the back - almost outside the complex. And it was cool - the air-conditioning worked. Though a little dark. I could grade my papers and write my lectures in total peace.

I'd noticed there was a small swimming pool. But I hate chlorine. Only if it got really hot would I dive in. I'd noticed there was one of those outdoor showers, so I could rinse the shit off me.

Well, Oklahoma in the middle of summer is no outdoor festival. There are days where just walking from my air-conditioned car all the way back to my air-conditioned room, I'd sweat. It was so hot and muggy. I've lived in Bombay - nothing compared to this. So when I got home, I switched into my bathing suit, rolled a beach towel under my arm, and headed out to the pool. Sweating by the time I reached it.

I dove in.

There were only three of us. Me, and two, what could only possibly be two 9 year old twin girls.

They were cute - in matching pink bikinis. The tops totally flat against their chests.

They didn't pay any attention to me - and I tried not to pay too much attention to them.

So my first threesome, really the first, two nine year old twins. I forget how I coerced them into my room.

I didn't even wanna fuck them - I was 47 - I was carefree at the moment - I'd been divorced for years and had no use for sex, out over my right hand - they were maybe icing on a cake not yet baked -

They were twins in every respect - it's not just the faces and bodies and dress - they were one -

but identicalness has its twists - and one was more attractive than the other facially - eyes a little differently spaced, something - so I went for the less beautiful one first - it's like picking out candy at this point

I never intended to fuck them, or the one or the other - inbetween we'd find in our shallow hearts risks -

So I got up in the face of the one, and asked 'Why are you so beautiful?' - this caught her

off-guard - 'What do you mean?'

'You're beautiful.' - and indeed she was, the other sister was more beautiful,, but this sister had never heard those words...

'Have you never fucked?'

'No.'

And the other became strangely addicted to our conversation.

'You guys are twins - have you ever practiced kissing?'

'Yo.' - They were more than shy.

'Let me see.'

The more aggressive one, Sarah, put her pursed lips to her sister's.

'No. I mean kiss.'

'What do you mean?'

'People kiss with tongues.'

So I moved over to Sarah, and took her mouth, and jabbed my tongue down her throat for a good five minutes. Then Lisa. They were breathless.

'What?'

'You stick your tongue in your sister's mouth - you suck her tongue, then visa versa.'

'Oh!'

Then, for the first time ever they kissed - they really kissed. They kissed hard and really got into it.

'Isn't that much better?'

'Yes!' - both of them emphatically.

'Have you ever played with each other's privates?'

'No!' - they simultaneously declared, though it was a lie.

'You've played with each other's privates.'

Seen thru, they just gave up - a resounding 'Yes!'

'Let me see you play with each other.'

Fumbling at best, groping roughly - they didn't know what the fuck they were doing. But fondled each other - I'll give 'em credit for that.

'Do you even know what you're touching?'

'Her cunny.' - Sarah blurted-out, laughing.

'There are a hundred intricacies in there. You can't just dismiss it as one thing. This here,' and I stroked Sarah's tiny tiny clit - 'is completely different from this here' and I faintly poked at her urethea, 'which is completely different from this here,' I snaked my finger inside her hole - she was wet, her sister was fascinated at what I was doing, 'and then there's this here,' after dragging my finger across that tight skin between her cunt and her asshole I used the wetness as grease and forced my finger up her asshole sharply - that shocked her, and brought out a shrill 'Uggghhh!'

Lisa was kinda alarmed for her sister. 'Are you O.K.?'

It was a resounding, breathless 'Yes!'

'Will you do that to me?'

'I want Sarah to do it to you.'

And Sarah, dutifully - slowly, poked at her twin sister as I had done her - the finger up the ass bringing the same shock.

'It's not just fingers you use. You should kiss each other there.'

'Ewww!' - both of them in unison.

I then went down on little Sarah. I took my tme - my tongue snaked all the way up her tiny canal, then all the way up her asshole. Her eyes were probably rolling, because Lisa came in tight to watch.

'Lisa, you take over.'

'What does it taste like?'

'What you taste like.'

'But she pees from there.'

'There's nothing wrong with a little pee in the mouth.'

They were going down on each other - I had to arrange them into a sixty-nine, but otherwise...

I started to freak a little bit - I mean I was lost in the maze - but the parents had to be around. I had to add notes to my lecture - it was a dim feeling at best. These girls were just going at it - they wanted each other. I was blue-balled, but it was getting late.

'I really want to fuck you both - but, like, where are your parents?'

'Mom. I think she's out at a bar.'

'What is fucking like?' - Sarah.

'I don't know. From the man's point of view it's the old in and out. Certainly pleasurable.

It's controlling and controlled. Has nothing to do with the man anymore, really - it's a question of pleasing the lady. Times have changed.' I took stock of the situation. 'It'll hurt, your first time.'

'Like, our privates will hurt?'

'Yeah.'

'What if we're in love with you?' - Lisa is the smartest.

'It's going to hurt, babe.'

'I'll go first.' - extraordinary for this girl.

Parents had to be somewhere. I have two nine year olds up in my room - what the fuck?

It's getting dark.

'Where are your parents?'

'You are our parent,'

'Well, let's go from there.'

'No. Really. You are our parent.'

'This has gone beyond fantasy - where are your parents?'

'We just have a Mom, and she's gone all the time.'

'So I can just like fuck you, and even if it hurts, you don't care.'

'Fuck me first!'

I wasn't expecting this from Sarah, yeah she was the wild one - but what an invitation...

And Lisa wasn't really demure - she wanted to be fucked - she needed to be fucked.

I've caved all the castles I've built in my life.

I simply wasn't going to fuck them - way too young.

'No. Fuck me first!'

This is the upside of dilema.

I can't choose between pure deliverance.

I pulled them in - 'Here are buttplugs - I had a few in my drawer - smallest I can find - I want you both to wear them' -

I sucked them both then slotted them - these girls were in trouble...

'It feels like I have to shit.'

'Naw. It feels like you need to take my cock up your shitter.'

'I don't like it!'

'Get used to it!'

We weave our mysteries so whole...

I've actually fallen in love with the less beautiful one - I never thought I'd fall in love again

Beauty forms no resistance - I was unarmed - to fall in love with such a child is ridiculous - fucking let it flow -

Her owch owch owch at home was merely practice, some sort of behavior mischief...

I took her buttplug out - but I saw nothing wrong - she was just complaining.

So I jammed it up her asshole again.

'It feels tight.'

'I want you to feel tightness.'

'Why, is anything wrong?'

'Well, there's something up our assholes.'

There's just no way to do that - I couldn't fuck two girls at once.

'Who wants to get fucked?'

'I do! I do!' - they blurted out in unison.

I moved to Lisa - she was just more innocent, less exciteable. Sarah would've been a handful on her own, and I had two handfuls, so I took the lesser.

'I'll fuck you in the ass. It won't hurt so bad.'

I withdrew her buttplug and shimmied up and licked her asshole. Sent my tongue in as far as it would go.

Sarah was fascinated by my prick. She had both hands on it.

'I want you to fuck my sister.'

Getting out of Sarah's clutch, I rolled Lisa onto her stomach, moved up, and began to press my cock into her pinhole, which was now a little bit wet and open. But it was hard on her.

'Oh! Oh! Oh!' - was all she could grunt.

'Move up.' - I ordered Sarah. 'Let your sister suck your cunt. It'll take her mind off things.'

It was so adorable. Lisa actually dived in to sucking her sister's cunt. The grunting still happening - I was only half way in. But I sank. I sat there for a minute once I'd reached bottom - her skinny little body throbbing as if electro-shocked.

'Oh my God!' She came up for air. 'This is wonderful!' - She was talking to her sister.

I started the old in and out. Now 'Ohs!' were replaced by 'Ughs!' - Her mouth once again glued to her sister's cunt - so everything was mumbles.

I splewyed up her tight asshole pretty quick. And she felt my sperm going in - 'He's filling me!'

Sarah was more than curious about that remark - reached down, grabbed my cock out, and held it as the last few jets wetted her sister's bottom.

'What is that?'

'Something you should taste.'

She licked her sisters slimed asscheeks a little - then dove in to lick out the treasure.

Then she scooted around and took the rest off my deflating prick. This girl loved cum.

Definitely the dominant of the two, I thought to let Sarah have her way.

'Do you need to pee?'

'Um.'

'Pee in Lisa's mouth - she'll enjoy it.'

'I'm going to pee in your mouth, Lisa.'

She couldn't reply, her mouth was full of her twin's pressing cunt.

Then Sarah let go - and her sister drank and drank, and gurgled and giggled - and I don't know what all - she drank a lot of her sister's piss, but drooled some to the side. Sarah was happy as hell.

'I wanna do that again!'

'Yeah, I wanna do it again, too - but we need to regenerate. Drink this.' - I'd haphazardly gone to the small refrigerator and brought back a huge bottle of Coke - both girls drank. We all just drank from the giant plastic bottle.

I'm not really in to drinking piss - even from such sweethearts -

'You can piss on me Sarah - if Lisa will lick it off.'

Damn - little Sarah trying to piss on her knees with any kind of accuracy, over my chest but mostly scrotum - then little Lisa licking it up like golden rain - I got hard again.

So, I'd already guessed who was the femme fatale and who was the dominatrix -

But I needed to control everything

So I told Sarah to bend over, and I slotted my prick, and fucked her tiny asshole mercilessly. Took more than five minutes before I exploded in that vice. She enjoyed.

Then again - Where is the mother?, came in to my thoughts - it must be nine by now.

So I got a little weird.

'O.k. - where is your mom?'

'Who knows?' - Sarah.

'She's at the bar across the street.' - Lisa.

'She just takes home random men?'

'Yeah' - they both said in unison - I love twins.

'What if I go over there and get her to pick me up?'

'You're nice, mister - she likes mean guys.'

'Guys who've fucked you.'

'Not so nice as you. You guys go home and wait - pretend to be asleep, whatever the fuck. I'll catch your mom.'

'Naw, you're too nice.' - Sarah

I snarled-up my face and put out lizard tongue and yelled 'Fuck you!'

Didn't really scare 'em, but they saw promise.

I was stone sober - completely fucked by these nine year olds - I didn't even feel sexy in the least - because I'd just been fucking major royal shit.

She was alone at the bar - slow night - I saw her two girls in her -

'Hello.'

'Hey, stranger?'

'Know where I can get a little weed or coke?'

'That forward I have no address on.'

'Sorry. Let me start again. You are so beautiful I can't take my eyes off you.'

'Men and their lies.'

But that was said flirtatious.

'Can I buy you a drink?'

'Almost anyone can buy me a drink.'

'Almost?'

'I've been fucked by every man in this bar - you wanna do me it'll cost a motelroom - I got kids.'

'What about the kids?'

'What about the kids?'

'What if I wanna fuck you in the ass, then fuck your children in the ass?' - she was almost falling off the barstool -

'Do what you want.'

'You're really drunk, but I wanna understand this - I can fuck your children in the ass any time I want?'

'It's not that.'

'I've already fucked both your nine year old twins in the ass.'

'You bastard!' - and she slapped me, weakly, flailing.

'But I'll fuck you in the ass if you suck their cunts.'

She laughed this imponderous laugh. Then looked at me - really stared me down.

'You've fucked my two babies in the ass?'

'Sarah and Lisa.'

'You're quite the man.'

'You've got a shapely ass - I'd like to fuck it too.'

'Ass men have always been attracted to me.'

I led her home - she could barely walk. A few stumbles and some great ass grabs on her 36's.

When she fumbled open her door - there, waiting for us in the middle of the living room, were the twins - in sheer off-white chemises. Identical.

It must've been around midnight, so I was a little surprised.

'So,' mom said, straightening herself out, 'you've let this man fuck you in your behinds?'

You could tell they were both fluent in blurred speech.

'Yes, mommy.' - in unison.

'You fucking with me or what?' - this, mom, directed at me.

'Naw. I've fucked your daughters up the ass. Now I'm going to fuck your ass while they watch.'

'Hell you're... er...errrr...'

The thing about fucking a drunk woman is pretend she's dead. Ya ain't going to get any reaction - it must be like fucking one of those love dolls (never done it, never will).

I gently dropped mom to the floor, right there in the living room - stripped her - which wasn't so easy - she had hips and stuff and blue jeans on, and a bra. Then I rolled her over.

The little girls were just standing there - kind of with sad glee - like at an execution - what I was doing to their mother. She deserved it, hurt her, embarrass her - but we love her.

Hers was a very nice ass, actually - especially after having squirt two kids out. She was naturally slim, and her ass followed along.

Sarah fidgeted and giggled a bit when I took my cock out and slid up between her mother's spread legs. Mom was in a deep sleep. I thought for a second, yo, with an audience, I shouldn't be an asshole, so, first, I bent down and licked their mother's asshole - tongued it quite thoroughly.

Then slotted my prick, and just fucking sank in deep - a faint 'Ugh!' against the carpet.

The problem with fucking a corpse - same with masturbation - it takes a while.

After I was finished, little Lisa spoke up.

'Can I taste her cunt?.'

'Yeah. Have at it. Sarah can suck my cum out her asshole.'

After finishing off my cum from her mother's asshole, little Sarah moved on to sucking my glistening waned cock - she loves cum. Funny - Lisa just loved licking her mother's cunt - looked like she could do it for hours - conscious or not.

I was thinking it's time to escape - I only had a few books and folders and clothes. What have I done? I've sodomized two 9 year olds, then fucked their drunk mother in the ass right before the girls - what is that? Twenty to Life?

I couldn't imagine how judges make decisions in cases such as this.

I'll let it play out.

HELL BE GONE!

The weird thing is, when I hastily dressed and ran out, I looked back - and the two girls were still administering their dead-drunk mother - they were loving her.

The next day at 2:30 there was a knock at my door - it's comical but my day ends at 2:00 - and I was kinda expecting this - I knew I was in trouble - you just push that shit.

I opened. There she was. Mom - all glorious 36's - no bra, a tight tee shirt, nipples slatten but seeable - I hardly saw that she was wearing dark sunglasses.

'We gotta talk.'

'Naw. Not really.'

'We gotta talk.'

And she kinda barged her way in to my apartment.

'First of all - I didn't teach them anything they hadn't tried - I just made it better.'

Petulent look.

'You should be happy I didn't fuck their little virgin cunts - I could have easily - that was their wish.'

'They told me they wanted you to fuck them.'

'Yo.'

'You just into little girls?'

'I'm in to everything - you got a mother?'

And she laughed, and suddenly the flow was going my way.