A boy from the island of Sark
was chained by his Dad each night stark
naked, spread-eagle,
to his bed. It's not legal,
but he'll no longer wank in the dark!

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A twelve-year-old girl in Quebec
used to sleep, her hands tied to her back.
To her utter dismay
she heard her Dad say
"For your birthday, I'll buy you a rack."

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For bad school reports, some man in Cannes
used to tie to an oak-tree his son.
The boy said "OK,
if you tie me this way,
but a hogtie would be much more fun!"