I wrote this. This is an original work of fiction, bearing little to no resemblance to reality. This is neither intended nor recommended for minors, the faint at heart, or forums/areas/locales where such depictions are proscribed, censored, or illegal. This has been posted with the kindly aid and permission of Simon bar Sinister, who also correctly notes, “The situations described here are at best impossible or at worst highly immoral in real life. Anyone wishing to try this stuff for real should seek psychological help and/or get a life.” Please do not repost, publish, or distribute in whole or in part without the author’s explicit permission. Stories by this author (and many others) may be found at MC Stories.
God. Oh. Oh, god. I’m so close, Doctor. Can I come?
Author’s note: I imagine a real MCer would be quite the control freak. This was written in one day, from three scribbled lines of notes. It’s not particularly good or long, but it didn’t waste too much time, did it?