Free Universal Carnal Knowledge

by London Chap

December 2007

Reader's Pick: URN My Power

What would happen if an ordinary man suddenly found he could have any woman - literally, any woman - that he wants? It sounds like a dream but when it comes true, it turns out that the ultimate sex drug can cause as many problems as it solves.

I — “Drink It” (2956 words)

II — Cooling off (1992 words)

III — “Sorry to hear” (3387 words)

IV — “Don’t worry about it” (3134 words)

V — The weakness of the flesh (2516 words)

VI — Command performance (2070 words)

VII — Girl next door (3194 words)

VIII — “Any woman” (3537 words)

IX — “If someone could give you a pill” (1840 words)

X — “Nice top” (2013 words)

XI — The “M” word (3587 words)

XII — “Bloody selfish” (4289 words)

XIII — Off My Chest (2436 words)

XIV — “Ducks in a row” (1432 words)

XV — “I was the first” (3497 words)

XVI — “Just like Sue” (3378 words)

XVII — “Thanks, Albert” (2531 words)

XVIII — “l-a-d-i-e-s” (1016 words)

XIX — “An irresistible chemical assault” (2833 words)

XX — Walk this way (3331 words)

XXI — “Far too many” (1479 words)

XXII — “Everything you do” (1638 words)

XXIII — Twins (2431 words)

XXIV — “Whatever you want” (4053 words)

XXV — Shapeliness (1350 words)

XXVI — “God’s gift” (3087 words)

XXVII — Vidi, vici, veni (3888 words)

XXVIII — “We’ll have to get a whip” (2206 words)

XXIX — “Any woman out there” (1694 words)

XXX — Here and there (1838 words)

XXXI — “Enough money to buy Estonia” (2078 words)

XXXII — Operation Saturday (2944 words)

XXXIII — “Clever. Very” (2663 words)

XXXIV — “I don’t see what you expect me to do” (2742 words)

XXXV — The Female Future (2669 words)

XXXVI — James “Henry Ford” Walker (1411 words)

XXXVII — “No! No!” (2906 words)

XXXVIII — “That’s it” (2050 words)

XXXIX — Starry skies (2866 words)

XL — “I have to see Miss Smith” (2875 words)

XLI — A well elaborated delusion (3128 words)

XLII — The teacher taught (3270 words)

XLIII — “An unusual birthday present” (1788 words)

XLIV — “A birthday to remember” (3234 words)

XLV — The ideal career (2591 words)

XLVI — The end (17232 words)