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Subject: {ASSM} Stirred, Not Shaken (subtitle: "What happens when you give a screwdriver to a dog?") TBD
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"Stirred, Not Shaken"
Smirnoff Vodka, Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice and TBD
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subtitle: "What happens when you give a screwdriver to a dog?"
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Originally, this was posted to ASSM under the nym Pan S. A'Tyr.

For some reason, probably because it was 9/11/2002, I'd indulged in
some drinking and thinking. Somewhere along the line I was distracted
into wondering how close I could get to duplicating the computer
generated stories that were being spammed.

I'd been drunk for several hours, maintaining the level of 'buzz' I
enjoy when I'm in the mood. So, at this point in my thinking, as I was
coming off the buzz, I made my way to the computer...
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Say, Huh??
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Incoherent, I babbled my desires to her mortified flesh. All along we
told of poundings done past. This time, poundings were to be future,
not done, but activated. This, I knew was not good, just greatly one
more thing must be left not done immediately.

Of course, babblings were to be of things non-brained parts would be
of to each other as friends, not lovers talked of all elsewise.
Sounding hurt, flesh spoke to unflesh yet heated manynesses to be when
excessive untalkings are to be mentioned. This was time to be thinking
of things not said amongst hot parts of two, no, many bodies that were
lusting for others and themselves.

Her lover, not anyone else, spoke of undyingness things that would
tell no one of not said demands and not done actions. This meant that
all things are not samesame but unequalto equalness and will be said
to have not happened only at other times to be not stated. Not of
course, inevitably, not three but more than one and less than four
avowed wonder not known people took time to fit parts not normally
connected. Was good notime but lots of action inouts that made all
feel like repeating experience might be worth considering effortly.

Repeat clothingly but nakedly, all tried to be uncasual but unspecial
impressed by fervor of parties. This feelingly all made he, her, not
feel like time not spent well.

Very good, not, but... All very much repeatable in not past-present.

Agreed, good stuff mayso happen all along in future if not all parties
seek to pressure for impossible things maybe not so desired.
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Author's note:  Extra points if you noticed that the subtitle is a
deliberste play on a line in 'Fantasia 2000':

"What happens when you give a yoyo to a flock of flamigos?"
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End 

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