Message-ID: <62057asstr$1334455802@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com From: TBD <tbd@hushmail.me> X-Original-Message-ID: <e2hjo71es5svffl2630opp3bs5csesgj5m@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Auth-Sender: U2FsdGVkX1/AC/Z5SNDBAaypDkk6KpOZ9RYztSkrv6Icruw6IpvrYQ== Cancel-Lock: sha1:7LnWOfbddBMyXRjuxj79YwTFf4k= X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:50:46 -0700 Subject: {ASSM} Assorted FanFic: [Mirror, Mirror (Heinlein)] [Divided Loyalty (Bolo)] [Derelict Bones (Sherlock Holmes)] (asst codes, unfinished) TBD Lines: 720 Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:10:02 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2012/62057> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: RuiJorge, dennyw Humans Only: Mirror, Mirror 2009-08-06 16:52:36 This is the opening salvo in a longer work. Both ideas have been sitting in the hopper for years, and finally, today, things settled enough that I had a starting point and path to explore. Blame Denny for both 'inspirations'. <vbg> First, an offhand chat comment of his, years ago: "Hm. I just had an *Idea* -- in a discussion of hair-coloring in ac, Celine said (wrt to her hair going silver) that she's tired of looking in the mirror and seeing someone else." Second, during another one of those idle chats, the subject of me doing a 'tribute' to the memory of RAH by attempting to do something in his 'style' was semi-seriously tossed about... I doubt if I'll do a 'true-to-his-style' work, but I will try to capture the flavor of a lot of his stories and characters. Comments and suggestions for additional characters, environment and attitudes--will be welcome. Comments and suggestions about what I have so far--are welcome, too. TIA - TBD ===== Mirror, Mirror... by: Stasya T. Canine --- I leaned on the bathroom counter and stared blearily at my reflection in the shower fogged mirror. 'What happened to the face I used to have?' I sighed. Maybe it was the misty tears of condensation on the glass. Or, perhaps, it was the frustration of waking up to an empty bed, yet again. I let my lips twist into a cynical smile as I said the words I usually kept hidden deep in my soul. "Sounds better than admitting I'm just getting older, and my body doesn't agree with my mind." My reflection winked back and then grinned. I froze. Very, very, cautiously--I studied my reflection again. I deliberately winked my left eye, and instead of *its* right eye winking, the left one slowly closed, then opened. "Impossible!" My reflection laughed. "Nope!" I sighed. First my body, now my mind was destroying itself. As if it could read my thoughts, my reflection lifted a hand, touched the mirror--and spoke gently. "No. When the conditions are right, a mirror can become a window. Do you want more than what you have? Reach for a new future." It smiled cynically, matching my earlier smile. "Or you can always go over and step through the window, like you were planning to do. Either way, it will be an end to what you do in *that* world. This way, the ending will be a beginning, too." I flinched at the blunt assessment, and turned sideways to study the window I could see though the doorway. I'd deliberately asked for an outside room, and it was more than high enough that I wouldn't survive the fall. I turned back and my reflection nodded. "No body, no fuss. Or were you thinking of making a grand exit?" At that I laughed. "I'm not the type. Nobody will miss me, or look for me. That's why I don't have anything except what I was wearing." I studied my reflection again, and slowly realized its features had changed, until it was obvious I wasn't seeing a true reflection. "Who are you?" It shrugged. "If you'll allow it, a friend." My eyebrows went up. "If? Makes me think you need me, or someone like me, and that will come first." He sighed. "Circumstances..." He closed his eyes wearily, then spoke gently. "Forgive me my honesty. You are old as your world measures lifelines, and have no one to share the remainder of your life with. Your mind, however, has remained young, but you've concealed that well enough that nobody suspects just how young your thinking is." I shuddered and nodded at the accuracy of his words. "Assume I accept your offer. What must I do?" He opened his eyes. "Reach, and let your hand touch mine. After that, you will have the freedom to choose whatever future path you feel you must walk." I glared at him. "Duty, is it? Is that what you will appeal to?" He smiled impishly. "Haven't you always wondered what it would be like to live in a world where *everyone* understood the implications of that--and lived by them?" My eyes went wide with my shock. "Is that what you offer for my death in this world? Heaven?" He shook his head slightly. "Not heaven. There is conflict here. How could there be otherwise, when all do not share the same ethos, only the sense of responsibility for our actions, no matter where our decisions lead us?" I nodded, and this time it was a thoughtful one. "So. May I assume that no matter what happens, I would have at least one true friend?" His lips quirked into a grin. "Oh, I would be much more than that. Your advisor, closest confidant... But, yes, in addition to the duties I would be obligated to perform, I would offer my friendship, as well." I nodded, then reached to firmly press my hand against the mirror. I wasn't surprised when my hand met flesh, instead of cold glass. * * * The fleshy contact was brief, a mere hint of warmth, then it was gone and I was standing over an unfamiliar counter with my hand pressed against glass. However, the room I saw in the mirror was the one I'd thought would be the last thing I saw before I closed my eyes and leapt to my death. I flinched when a hand lightly rubbed fingers along my spine, while a decidedly feminine hand used a plain towel to wipe the scene from before me as easily as I would have wiped away the earlier condensation. When the hand reached the bottom of the mirror I knew I was looking at a true reflection of my new reality, so I turned away and faced the woman I had seen reflected in the mirror. "I suppose there's a 'simple' explanation for the sex change?" She giggled. "Of course. I used my energy state controls to modify the light reflected from my body until it looked as you did, at first. Then I allowed it to change slightly so you were watching an image with a one to one correspondence with my body. When I moved, the image changed with those movements. "The same was true of the sound waves I generated. "Now, of course, since you are here, there is no need for the subterfuge, so I dismissed it. What you now see, is reality." I nodded slightly. "A computer generated image, then? It was well done." She hesitated slightly and I raised my eyebrows. "I missed something?" She shook her head. "No. It is something you couldn't have known. The image is computer generated, but it is something more." "Oh?" She nodded seriously. "The man you saw is myself, when I allow my DNA to express itself as a man instead of a woman." I blinked, thought about it a long time, then spoke carefully. "Allow?" She held out a hand. "Come. Join me for some food. Again, the explanation is a simple one. When our bodies are tired, or we tire of them, we can recreate them again as female or male, as we choose. I was born female, and prefer this form, but there have been times when a man's body was needed, so I have used them before I returned to this shape. The process is rapid and painless." She smiled slightly. "You are used to changing your clothing depending on what must be done, correct? The process of changing bodies is as easily done here, and as unremarkable." I blushed at her reminder of clothing and glanced down, then at her. "Speaking of clothing..." She giggled. "Relax. I believe the term in your previous reality is 'clothing optional'. Our bodies no longer need such impediments, unless we desire them." I sighed. "You imply much with such simple words." I decided to twit her slightly. "You mentioned 'energy states'. Is it also 'food optional'." She laughed. "Very good! But not exactly optional. We require food, yes. Since these forms are traditional ones, they require traditional means of being refueled, although we no longer prepare or harvest the fuel in primitive ways." She tugged me towards the opening that was the 'door' to the bathroom. "The refueling will take place in the traditional manner, in a location you will find reassuringly familiar." We stepped through, and I was actually a little surprised when we stepped into a simple hallway and walked along it, instead of some sort of portal that would instantly whisk us to where we wanted to go. She must have felt me flinch because she laughed and leaned against me. "I've been teasing you. Truly, although we have the technology, our world is pretty much the same as it was when your first body was alive. Cleaner, of course, and better managed, but little else has changed in the thousands of years since then. Perhaps the greatest difference between our cultures is that we no longer seek change for the sake of change, as strongly as many of your people did. "If something is well designed, and serves its purpose well, we preserve it. Our sense of appreciation for our past is much stronger than it was in your time." I sighed. "Do you look forward to the future as eagerly as you keep the past?" "Of course." I looked around and sighed again. "I suppose I'll understand that, someday." She touched my arm, then ran her hand up it until she could reach for my chin and turn my head gently. "If understanding is what you desire, then someday it will be yours. Since we are connected to the energy that forms the fabric of ALL, you may choose to live until the final heat death of this reality, and perhaps, if what some people think is true, beyond that and into the next incarnation of energy patterns." Then she smiled impishly. "In the meantime, it is perfectly acceptable behavior to use, and feel, without understanding, as a child would." I laughed. "I was right the first time. This is heaven, if I may choose to grow at my own pace, or not." She giggled. "I'm glad you like it. I couldn't be certain you would, even though I did every known test before I adjusted things so you could choose, or not." The hallway opened into a living room that looked like a recreation done from Life magazine, and I said so. She smiled again. "It's a recreation, but not from a magazine. I used my own memories." I looked around and noted the wood tones and hand crafted furniture. "Memories? Are you originally from a generation earlier than mine?" She stared at something only she could see, for a long time, before she answered me. "Yes, Robbie, although it extended partway into yours." I froze, then turned so I could stare at her. "Robbie? I never told you my name, and certainly, once I was grown, few ever called me that. I find it difficult to accept that your research into my history could have been that complete." Instead of answering directly, she pointed at an old black and white picture hanging on the wall and spoke so softly I had trouble believing what she whispered. "I only had to search my memories, Robert Allen. You were always my favorite, and once the understanding was mine to use, I knew who I wanted to allow into my life as my eternal companion, if he still shared my desires." Bemused, I walked over to look at the picture, although I didn't need to actually see it to know who the subjects were. I touched it reverently, first letting my mind see the old woman, then I allowed myself to remember the young boy who stood beside her. I knew there were tears in my eyes, to match hers, when I turned away to face her. "Grandma Tabitha? It is really you? Her eyes got a glint to them I remembered as well as if I had last seen her yesterday, instead of nearly sixty years ago, as a frail old woman who was calmly awaiting her death. "Do you still love a frail old woman who always found a way to make her young man smile and get on with his life?" I choked as the memories overwhelmed me, then I stepped into her and hugged her tightly. "I've never forgotten you, Tabby. It was memories of you that kept me going all these years, after it seemed like I had nothing else worth living for. Of course I still love you." She giggled. "Well, now you can do more than peek at an old woman and masturbate while she takes her bath." I blushed. "You knew?!" She giggled again, and pressed herself against me. "Of course I did. I spent a lot of time thinking up new ways to fuel your fantasies. I found your enthusiasm flattering, and always wished there was a way for us to be honest with each other and express our shared love and lust openly, instead of chastely, as we were forced to do, by the culture we shared." --- End: Mirror, Mirror ===== Bolo Fan Fic: Divided Loyalty (military SciFi Bolo) A Bolo discovers a basic flaw in his programming. In order to defeat an enemy he reprograms his nanos and those of his battle killed comrades to create identical clones of himself. The problem? On initial contact with an unknown enemy the Bolos are programed to let the enemy take the first shot. This enemy is so powerful that its first shot almost totally disables a Bolo. The solution? By creating identical clones of himself, when the enemy shoots at one of his clones all of the others can react to that and fire back. Many Bolo units with essentially one mind controlling them. Which gives them a huge advatage in combat, in addition to the usual Bolo firepower. Divided Loyalty ------ Darkness. I compute my awareness is in my survival center. What happened? I take .001 seconds to search for my most recent memory. I find it and initiate the replay. --- I am running on my emergency reserves when I fire what I compute will be my last shot before the enemy Yavac disables me completely. The enemy shrugs it off and continues to turn my comrades into smoking piles of scrap. The unthinkable has happened. A single Yavac has annihilated a division of Bolos. I am immobilized and watch helplessly as the invader's main turret begins to rotate in my direction. 'Where did we go wrong?' 0.05 seconds before the enemy fires, I compute the answer. I send a picosecond burst over the brigade band as I reprogram my nanos. Blank. Battle damage deleted the rest of the sequence. I do not learn the results of my final computation. I intuit my reprogramming of my nanos was successful but I do not know what I reprogrammed them to do. I initiate a test sequence and discover I am fully repaired. The nanos have successfully rebuilt me. I intuit that a long time has passed. How long? I read my internal clock and compare it to the time and date on the memory sequence. Shock. I have computed an impossibility. I have computed that my last battle was 173.2700173 standard years in the future. I recheck my calculations. Same answer. I search my memories, examining the times associated with them. More impossibilities. All of my memories are time stamped with times that are in the future I initiate another test sequence, this time focusing on my basic programming. I find no errors. --- End: Divided Loyalty ====== Abandoned Work: Delelict Bones - Erotic Detective I read the Sherlock Holmes stuff for the first time, back when I was a lot younger. At the time, it was enough to hook me, and I devoured it all. Some of that fascination stuck with me, over the years, until a bit of random whimsey inpired the first one. Later, Esu said something that inspired the second one. I doubt if I'll ever finish either of these tales, so if someone wants to finish them off, go ahead. Otherwise, maybe, someday, I'll add to them. In the meantime... "Enjoy!" PS: Yes, you can consider these my fumbling attempts to do something to make myself an unofficial 'Irregular'. ---- "You need a shower. Can't that wait?" Without looking up, I continued filling on a bunion that I had finally decided was getting too big to be comfortable. "Later. This damn thing hurts, and I'm tired of it being cut by the steel toe." That got me silence, ok. It got me the kind of silence, that when it came from Mahika, usually made me very, very nervous. Unfortunately, this time I was so involved in what I was doing, I never noticed. "What if Sherlock Holmes had been able to tell what kind of sexual activities people did?" Clickity, clickety, tick, tick, tick as she walked away without another word... Damn Wolfbitch-Muse! (Oh, yeah. I finished filing the bunion until I was satisfied with it--for now.) ------------ Being an account of Derelict Bones, Erotic Detective and distant cousin to Sherlock Holmes. ---- "I see that you have a callous on the edge of your right palm and that the fingers of your left hand tend to curl inward slightly more than normal. Further, I notice that your legs, when you sit in a chair,. tend to remain spread slightly more than is normal for a woman of your station. "I therefore deduce that you masturbate to internet porn. "I am correct, am I not?" Thus went my first meeting--and job interview with Derelict Bones, Erotic Detective. As I soon realized, the man had an astonishing ability to ferret out the most embarrassing secrets that people tried to hide. ---- The Case of the Whore that Wasn't. Being an exploration of the hidden life of one of Derelict's neighbors. ----- "My dear Mistress Jeanette. I *must* find a case that is worthy of my skills. While the delights of your body are infinite, They do not, sadly, help pay the bills." I was sitting in Derelict's lap, comfortably leaned against his chest. One of his skilled hands was delightfully teasing my breasts while the other, equally skilled, was manipulating the mouse, opening up an endless stream of news articles while he searched for a case that would interest him. "Wait." Both hands paused while he concentrated on the news article. I glanced at it and realized the picture seemed familiar. "Yes. I thought so..." He scrolled down the page. "Molly Truegood. Lived a couple of blocks away. Her husband is something of the prude, as his name implies, but Molly... She'd always been something of an adventuress. Must be something of a shock for Jason, I'd say, to have her body turn up at a whorehouse." His hand idly stroked me into an involuntary moan while he considered. "Yes. The police won't care but Jason will surely want to know the truth." He pushed gently at my back. "Jeanette, my dear, I do think our rent will be paid for the next few months. If this turns out the way I expect it to, you'll finally get that stenographer's outfit I've seen you getting wistful over. Let's make ourselves into proper, concerned citizens, and go confront our latest meal ticket." He frowned again. "I think a bottle of Gallo Vineyard's finest from say... 1980, tucked away in that capacious object you disguise as a purse, would not be inappropriate for the ocassion." * * * I paused in the middle of rebuttoning my blouse. "Derelict? How come you haven't listed yourself as a 'Consulting Detective'? His wince and flinch made me wish I hadn't asked but I needed to know. He turned to face me and there was none of his earlier lightness. "Jeanette. I keep forgetting that along with your wantoness, there is a mind behind those bedroom eyes. Damn internet. I should have expected your discovery. You wouldn't have applied for the job without knowing about *him*." Was that a touch of bitterness? I couldn't be sure, so I waited, finishing putting myself back together. He looked up at an old, hand painted portrait. "Others, of course, call themselves 'Consulting Detectives', playing on his reputation, never thinking about the fact he was much more than a detective. He was always a student of the human condition." He shook his head from side to side. "No. No one in my family will ever use that title. You see..." He brought his eyes down to look into mine. "Times have changed. None of us, including I, will ever again have that sympathetic elan that lets us make our clients feel as if we are their friend." It was my turn to wince. Along with his skill at understanding people's sexual interests, he had an unflinching ability to see himself honestly. I didn't look too closely at the thought that maybe it was *that* which kept me next to him all the time. Like him, I scrupulously avoided words like 'love' and 'lovers' and kept thinking of 'colleagues' and 'partners', but nagging me, in the back of my mind, was a distant voice, laughing at me--and my denial. I told it to shut up. We had work to do and bills to pay. * * * "Derelict! It has been awhile. Come in, come in... And your..." "Colleague and secretary. Mistress Jeanette. She's been invaluable. Don't know how I managed without her." I demurly murmurred "Quite handily, really." and Derelict never lost his poise. Jason, however, choked and blushed nicely. He struggled to cover his gaucherie. "Mistress? Isn't that an odd term for a secretary?" "Merely a convenience, my boy. We sometimes find ourselves in seedier venues, so we keep up the roles all the time. You know how some folks get about nosey parkers." "Umph. Actually, no I wouldn't." "Quite, quite. Never meant to imply you dealt with such. Please accept my apologies. Fascinating subject, really, but that's not why we dropped in on you unannounced. Read the news, old chap. Terrible thing. Came over to offer our condolences, of course. Your wife was quite a charming person. Must be devastating." ====== (original start: 2008-05-05) Derelict Bones and The Case of the Randy Rhizomes ---- It was another typically boring morning until I routed the phone call to Derelict. The woman was obviously distraught and needed his calming influence. A few minutes later he came out and settled a haunch on the corner of my desk. Acting slightly bemused, he clued me in. "We have another case." I nodded and got ready to take notes. He continued. "Woman with a green thumb." I looked up, puzzled. "So? Lots of people are good at raising plants." He shook his head. "Not like this one... She really does have a green thumb. With a small plant growing from underneath her thumbnail." I leaned back and studied him carefully. "You serious? "Yeah. And here's the kicker and why she called me. She wants us to discover the father. She's not upset. No, she wants to repeat the experience." I was temporarily speechless. It looked like Derelict was lost in some odd thoughts, even for him. Carefully, slowly... "She wants to *repeat* the experience?" "Yep." "And she doesn't know who the... 'father' is? That sounds... Unusual. I think most people would remember that sort of thing." He chuckled. "She thought it was a dream and... Well, she said 'All plants look alike in the dark.' Not sure if I want to look too closely at that." I giggled. I couldn't help it. Seeing Derelict at a loss for words in a sexual situation was surprising. He glared at me, then smiled. "OK. Any ideas? She has lots of plants in her yard but most folks do." "Only one right now. 'Did you remember to get the retainer?' " He mumbled something inaudible. "Derelict? You didn't." "I didn't. She offered double before I could ask, and then wants to double that if we can find the right plant in 24 hours. She's... Well, she's obsessed about the sex and wants to do it again." It was my turn to mumble something. "And then you accepted, right?" "Yeah. Are you ready to go fondle some tap roots?" --- === And a 'complete' case... --- Derelict Bones and the Case of the Wandering 'S' --- Things had been typically slow, so I'd been drifting through web sites in an attempt to feel like I wasn't wasting my time, when I read an article and had an odd thought or two. Jolted out of my laziness, I sat up and opened my journal so I could get my thoughts written down before they escaped. Derelict noticed my change in attitude. "Mistress Jeanette. I find your alert pose enticing. Is what captured your interest, something shareable?" I giggled. "Definitely shareable. Let me get my notes entered, first." When I had the basic ideas captured, I spun my chair so I could face him, then I grinned at him. He finally nodded. "Amusing, eh?" "Very. I think I shall call it 'The Case of the Wandering 'S'." "A case?! Verily? I am... Gratified to hear that you've found something worthy of our skills." "Whoa, big boy. It isn't that sort of case, unfortunately." "Explain?" "Of course. I, being more easily amused by words than you are, was perusing web sites and enjoying the sometimes less than rule bound skills of many posters, when it struck me as singularly amusing that some words, when they become verbs, swap the trailing 's' to the verb form when a singular noun is used." He frowned, then nodded. "Since this is your case, I shall be your Watson, and you may astound me with examples." I laughed. "I shall start with the noun, 'container'. The plural form is the obvious one, 'containers'. The verb of choice is 'contain'. A container, contains something. Containers, contain." "Verily, thou doth have the right of this oddity. Others?" "The verb, 'dream'. I dream. You dream. They dream. She, or he, however, dreams." He nodded. "I see. Singular noun, with a seemingly plural form of the verb." He held up his hand to stop me from speaking. "The game, as we often say, is afoot!" His brow furrowed as his intellect pondered, and then he laughed. "Of course! One was right in front of me! 'Live!' I live. You live. They live. But... She lives!" I laughed with him, and then lowered my eyelashes demurely. "There is another word in front of you, Derelict. Had I been betting on the word you would have seen first, I would have unhesitatingly chosen it." "Oh? I'm afraid the word eludes me right now." "Fondle." "Fondle? I fondle. You fondle. They fondle. She..." He blushed, then rolled his chair back and beckoned. "She fondles?" I got up, made sure the door was locked, then settled in his lap. "He fondles!" --- Case, closed! End: Derelict Bones ===== End: Fanfic -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+