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A Brief Guide to Sex with Dogs
by Rachael Ross

Copyright 2008 Rachael Ross This document may be freely disseminated
to adults who wish to view such material.Intended for Adults Only. See
my website at http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/rache/www/index.htm No fee or
reimbursement has been made to the authors of this document.

    When I get asked for advice it comes in two varieties:
        How do I write a story?
        How do I have sex with a dog?

    Since having sex with dogs is a lot easier than writing, I'll
answer that one first. This is something I wrote ages ago and let me
say first off that it's based on an anonymous guide which was
evidently written by a man, since it had zero information about women/
dog liaisons. I rewrote it for some friends and a few websites, adding
the female perspective and editing the male specific information with
assistance of a friend who is knowledgeable about such things. So this
is NOT entirely my own work and I would love to credit the original
author, but well over half of what is here is mine alone and the
remainder edited and rewritten for content and grammar, as I say. The
finished article has been passed around, edited, claimed, and
unclaimed by other people, organizations, and web sites. I don't
really care because I threw it in the public domain for free like I do
most of my stuff. The final text has been altered from my original
draft several times over, but the pertinent information remains
accurate and hopefully helpful to persons interested in the subject.

Disclaimer: You should never be afraid to consult professional advice
regarding your health and that of your dogs. I'll admit that you may
have to think fast and be creative at times, but there are very real
medical issues to consider...The author is NOT a veterinarian, although
significant contributions to this guide were made by a sympathetic
licensed veterinarian who was kind enough to edit the final proof
before posting. All grammar and spelling errors are mine alone, as are
any mistakes in the subject matter itself. I bear full responsibility
for any inaccuracies and gratefully acknowledge the contributions of
my editors: Bennix (he loves dogs!) and R.A.Starling V.M.D. who
provided me with technical information and gentle suggestions and
encouragement. Without those two wonderful men I would have spent most
of my time talking about my dogs and not explaining a darn thing. -rr

Editing History (SOL): V1.1 edited to clarify the poor organization in
the intercourse section and add a brief section on my favorite thing
in the whole world - Dog Kissing!



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Part I - GUIDE TO SEX WITH FEMALE DOGS

1 - Getting Started

    The female dog normally comes on her first heat between the ages
of nine and fifteen months. Attempting intercourse with her at this
time is not recommended since these changes in her biochemistry are
confusing enough without having you trying to do weird things to her.
I would strongly suggest waiting until her second heat if all appears
normal.



2 - Finding the right bitch for you

    As a rule of thumb, any medium to large breed of dog should have
no problem accommodating a healthy, averaged size human male. If
you're like me and have a strap-on, be sensible bout the length and
girth. Unlike some women I know, most bitches do not have a size
fetish and the last thing you want to do is hurt the one you love.
Proceed slowly and gently at first and at the first sign of discomfort
in the bitch, STOP! and pull out. I'll get into more specific warning
signs and safety precautions in another section of this text.



3 - Preparation is the key!

    In preparing to have sex with your dog, you'll need to run down to
the local drug store and pick up some KY Jelly. I use that stuff for
everything. If you can't find any, Wet and Astro-Glide, both of which
can be found at your local porn palace will work as well. Surgical
lubricants, like the stuff Doc puts on his finger when you bend over,
will work wonderfully. You can buy it by the gross at a medical or
veterinary supply outlet. DO NOT use petroleum or oil based
lubricants.

    Buy, beg, or steal some latex gloves, the sort doctors wear. If
you're going to be messing around with a stray dog or any dog you
don't own, it doesn't hurt to rubber up! You can get infections or a
fever from bitches with vaginal infections or brucellosis (Bang's
disease).

    Use Condoms! If sharing a dog with your Uncle Bob or picking up a
stray for a one night stand, protect yourself. Dogs do not carry AIDS,
however it is possible that the virus may survive long enough in a
canine vaginal environment to be retransmitted to another (human)
partner. That goes for all forms of STDs. Dogs are susceptible to
yeast and bacterial infection and those may certainly be passed along
to humans.

    Purchase some surgical soap. The real stuff. Avoid an abrasive
soap like Lava. Irish Spring smells nice, but what you want is
surgical soap, ask your pharmacist. What are you going to do with it?
Clean yourself. Clean your hands, clean your cock, clean your big toe
if you intend to insert it into your bitch. Clean your toys, you
lesbian dog lovers. Wash your strap-on before and after every use.

    A bitch's vagina is a very vascular area and, especially when in
heat, is quite susceptible to infection. Use your nail clippers and
trim your fingernails if you intend to finger your dog. Fingernails
are often dirty and sharp and you do not want to scratch the delicate
inner lining of a bitch's vagina. Cut those nails down and file them
nice and smooth. You'll also look stunning with your new manicure!

    And lastly, MilkBones! Buy these with everything else if you
really want to squick the counter people :)



4 - In the trenches

    Once you've got your bitch and your supplies, it's time to get to
work. I do not suggest attempting sex with a bitch out of season,
especially if she is not your dog. You may wind up getting bit, which
may mean changing your name to John Wayne Bobbitt. A bitch in heat is
your best bet, but just because she's wet and smells nice doesn't mean
she's in the mood. How can you tell if she's wants it? Check the
discharge. The discharge of a bitch in "Standing Heat" should be
pinkish/creamy white in color. This period lasts for between seven and
nine days and is in the middle of the complete heat cycle.

    If the discharge is a dark, blood red, she's just coming into or
going out of heat. It never hurts to try but DO NOT force her. She may
say no the first time. Bitches are known to tease and may jump forward
or fall over in front of you. However, if she reacts with hostility to
your loving advances, STOP IMMEDIATELY. Always remember that for a
dog, no really does mean no.

    Definite signs that a bitch is receptive are: Flagging - raising
of the tail over the back exposing the genitals; Soliciting - rubbing
her butt in your crotch, sitting on your face, etc; and Play Posing -
being excessively playful, jubilant, etc.

    Once you're both consenting, you may consider some foreplay.
Fingering her will bring you both hours of joy and amusement. The
bitch's "clitoris" is located about 3/4-1" into the vagina in large
breeds, and somewhat less than that in smaller breeds. The clitoral
ridge is fairly prominent and easy to find with a gentle finger.
Rubbing this will cause her to start thrusting and she'll love you for
every moment of it. If she's your dog or if you're certain she's
healthy, you may want to engage in some "puppylingus." Most bitches
have a bitter-sweet taste when in standing heat and I definitely
recommend the aroma. Note: For information on making out with your
bitch, see below. (Part II Number 6)

    When all the teasing is done, it's time to start your engines! The
vagina of a female dog takes a sharp turn upward so you will have to
enter from a seventy-five to eighty degree angle. The average body
temperature of a dog is 101-102 degrees Fahrenheit so expect her to
very hot and moist. I don't believe I need to tell you what to do from
here on in. Enjoy yourself and treat her to a milkbone!



5 - Out of heat and spayed bitches

    If the bitch is your own, you may want to try her out of heat. The
same rules apply except be sure and use an excessive amount of lube
and be very careful. Take it slowly and gently. You can do a lot of
damage if you try and force her and that'll be a difficult one to
explain to the vet.

    Most spayed bitches cannot have intercourse because of the removal
of their reproductive organs. They do not come into heat and very few
show any interest in sex. You can try fingering a spayed bitch or
going down on her, but I'd strongly advised against intercourse unless
you have extensive experience and are very familiar and comfortable
with your bitch.

6 - Anal Sex

    The same rule of thumb for size applies to anal sex as well. There
are some dogs that like anal sex, others that tolerate it and those
that can't stand it. Most dogs will not be immediately comfortable
with anal sex, but if you really want to try it...

    Note: If your dog reacts with an expression of pain or anger, STOP
IMMEDIATELY. Your dog is probably not suited for anal intercourse. It
isn't a mood thing, it's a dog thing.

    How to: Start by touching the anal area of your dog and let them
get comfortable with it. Do not dive right in and start insert
everything all at once. Wait until the dog freely allows you to touch
him/her under the tail. Be patient. While touching around the tail,
wear surgical gloves. Numerous worms and bacteria which can cause a
variety of illnesses can be found in dog feces. NEVER MAKE ORAL
CONTACT WITH A DOG'S ANUS. The result could be a nasty infection or a
case of tape, ring, or hookworms, among others.

    Once your dog is comfortable with you feeling around the anus, try
inserting a VERY well lubricated, gloved finger. Do this over and over
again until your dog seems comfortable with it. Once again, if your
dog seems to be in pain or reacts violently, STOP and DON'T try again.
Gradually increase the number of gloved, well lubricated fingers you
use until the number of fingers inserted comfortably represents the
width of your penis. You may then attempt anal intercourse with your
dog. You must USE A CONDOM during anal sex. It isn't negotiable unless
you're really, really into nasty urethral infections.

    Remember: (1) Not every dog enjoys anal sex. The majority of them
do not; (2) Always rubber up and never have oral contact with the
anus; and (3) STOP IMMEDIATELY if your dog shows signs of pain or
discomfort. On a barely related note, if you notice worms in your
dog's stool, bring your dog to the vet with a stool sample.


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Part II - GUIDE TO SEX WITH MALE DOGS

1 - Intercourse with Dogs: Receiving (Vaginal and Anal)

    (A) General Discussion

    Most male dogs are more than happy to mount you and fuck you
silly. Some are less enthusiastic than others. There are dangers to
being mounted by a male dog though.

    First, one must understand the anatomy of the male canine
reproductive system. A dog's penis is unlike that of a human's. The
appearance, texture and sensitivity are much different. Working from
the tip back, the end of a dog's penis is somewhat blunt with a slight
angle. It typically swells to its greatest shaft width along the first
2/5 then gradually tapers until you reach the bulb at the base of the
exposed, unsheathed penis.

    The bulb, (bulbous glandis) is a large swelling at the base of the
penis which consummates the tie between a bitch and a male during sex.
On a black lab, it's normally about 3 to 3.5 inches wide, or about 7
to 8 inches in circumference...A pretty good handful for most of us. If
you're going to have sex with a male dog, the bulb and the Os Penis
are your main concerns. The Os Penis is a bone inside the shaft of a
dog's penis.

    If he gets overly excited and starts thrusting wildly, you could
get jabbed in the wrong places with it. This is more likely to occur
during anal intercourse than vaginal, but be aware that unprepared
vaginal intercourse with an overeager dog can result in lesions,
tears, and painful bruising to the vaginal wall. Same thing with anal
sex, except the results can be even worse due to the increased
likelihood of bacterial infection.


    (B) Anal Sex

    Both men and women can enjoy anal sex with their male dogs. Since
there is little to physically differentiate boys from girls, other
than superficially (and the male prostate of course) we'll regard them
in similar fashion for the purposes of discussion. Tips on mounting
are covered in section C below.

    For those men and women who enjoy anal sex, you absolutely,
positively must ensure you're well lubricated. You should be very
clean as well and that includes an enema, although it isn't mandatory
unless you have a fetish for it. But cleanliness is always good and
lube is essential. Help your dog find his mark! Getting jabbed in the
wrong place by an eager dog hurts, I'm telling you. If you do, trust
me, you won't sit comfortably for days. You men, watch your balls!

    If you allow a dog to mount you anally there is a possibility that
the dog may tie with you. That is the bulb, or knot as it is more
commonly known, will enter the rectum and in all likelihood remain
there. That means you're stuck together. The bulb is composed of
muscle tissue which inflates with blood during intercourse and swells
to a diameter significantly greater than that of the penis itself.
Until you're experienced and very comfortable with taking just the
penis, most people should take precautions to avoid penetration of the
bulb. This generally means taking control of the dog's motion by
grasping the penis firmly near the bulb itself and preventing its
entry. Another person works amazingly well for this.

    Getting tied to a dog anally is a much different proposition than
vaginally. Let's face it, the human butt wasn't made for that sort of
thing and so it must be prepared in advance. If you do not prepare
yourself, you could be in for fifteen to thirty minutes of agony.
Start by loosening yourself up using whatever you can fit up your
anus. Well, maybe not anything. Graduated dildos work very well and I
highly recommend them. They're available at most decent porn shops.
Butt plugs work well to stretch the rectum as well, obviously. Wait
until you are comfortable with at least a five inch circumference
before taking on a dog. That's a bit more than twice as big around as
my thumb and I'm a smallish female, so...Get a tape measure and you'll
see what I mean.

    Once the dog's bulb is planted inside the rectum, try to relax and
enjoy the ride. The animal will be releasing his semen long before
tying with you and will continue to do so until after he is able to
pull out. It is imperative that he NOT pull out of you until he starts
getting softer and the bulb shrinks. Otherwise, you may have one hell
of a story to tell at the Emergency Room! Do not try and pull it out
as the anus and rectum may be injured by any forced removal of the
bulb. Assuming you've prepared yourself well in advance, there's no
reason the sensation of being tied can't be a nice long pleasurable
experience for both of you.


    (C) Vaginal Sex

    Vaginal sex with a dog is a beautiful thing and I highly recommend
it. It's important to remember that you should be relaxed and very
well lubricated before attempting intercourse. The best form of
lubrication, in my opinion, is natural and that's why they have such
awesome tongues. If natural lubrication isn't sufficient use an
adequate amount of any water-based lubricant, like our old friend KY
Jelly.

    Another point of interest is that dogs are both similar and
different from human males in a number of ways. Both are easily
excitable and prone to be selfish, but a man will generally accept
your good advice (if he's smart) and reign in his urgent desires so
much as he's able, or loose them as you prefer. A dog, on the other
hand, will display a wide range of emotional response. Everything from
disinterest to desperation and you must approach your liaison with
some amount of patience and understanding. Enough for both of you,
believe me.

    To get a dog to mount you, grasp his sheath gently and start
rubbing the base of it, near his scrotum. He should, at that time,
start thrusting. Some dogs will try and mount you right then and
there. Remember, if it's his first time, he'll need some guidance.
Even some experienced dogs need help from time to time, and some dogs
need glasses. If he does not try to mount you, try pulling him up and
jerking him off as he stands behind you. If he just doesn't want to
mount you for some reason, try lying on your back with your legs
hanging off a couch or bed. Have him lay on top of you, in the
missionary position, and try it that way. That's actually my favorite
and the position I most recommend for vaginal sex, but everyone always
wants it doggy style for some reason...Go figure. On the other hand, for
anal sex, doggy is more effective and comfortable, I'll admit.

    Once you've got him to mount you, attempt to guide his penis
inside you. Remember, if he misses, that Os penis can hurt. It's a
bone! Once firmly inside, you can leave most of the driving up to him.
The bulb, as mentioned previously, will swell during intercourse and
the vagina is a very accommodating orifice. The bulb may easily enter
and exit the vagina until eventually it becomes too large to easily
disengage by itself. For this reason it is possible to be tied to the
dog without even realizing that it's happened until one of you pulls
or pushes and then you feel that strangely pleasurable tugging
sensation. Don't worry! Girl's stretch and even with the largest
breeds the vagina will stretch lovingly around it with little pain and
often with significant pleasure, believe me!

    Women who do experience any pain or more than slight discomfort as
the bulb enters the vagina should stop their intercourse and take
measures to prevent penetration of the bulb. This can be accomplished
most easily by grasping the dog's penis by the hand and controlling
the animal's movements. Often a partner works best in this situation,
but if an extra set of hands is unavailable I'd suggest the missionary
position as the most effective way of controlling the dog. It's also a
great way to kiss him and tell him what a great lover he is. The
cuddling is awesome!

    The idea that a dog's bulb will "lock" the animal's cock inside a
human female is largely a myth. As I said, the vagina is flexible and
it stretches wonderfully. If he ties with your vagina and you wish to
disengage prematurely, this is usually not a problem. The vaginal
mouth will stretch enough to allow the bulb egress, but this may be
uncomfortable for some women and even unnecessary. Unless your parents
are coming home unexpectedly, I wouldn't advise it and suggest you
relax and enjoy yourself.

    Taking the knot invariably leads to 15-30 minutes of raw,
wonderful pleasure and a golden opportunity to bond closely with your
dog. Even a petite woman with a larger breed of dog will accommodate
the bulb with little or no discomfort assuming she is relaxed and well
lubricated, either naturally or with KY Jelly, or other non-petroleum
based lube as mentioned previously. If you have your husband or
boyfriend handy, this is a good time to give him that slow, loving
blowjob you promised him for his birthday last year.

    To remove the knot, take control of the animal by grasping the
base of his penis and pull GENTLY do not jerk or yank it. Don't grab
him by the balls either! A steady, gentle pressure will generally
allow you to pull the bulb free with a minimum of discomfort depending
on the relative size of the animal. Don't worry; the dog won't feel
any pain at all. If you feel any pain or more than small discomfort,
stop pulling immediately and relax, enjoy the ride and wait for the
bulb to shrink in its own good time.

    Once tied, the dog will probably try and turn around so that
you're butt to butt with him. This is an instinctual behavior as he
wants to fend off anyone who would take advantage of the situation. If
he starts trying to pull out or panics, grab whichever legs you can
and try and hold him against you so he doesn't pull out. It is a very
good idea to have someone else present the first time you tie with a
dog in case of an emergency. You can be hurt! Sit back, enjoy fifteen
to thirty minutes of elation and once he starts getting soft, let him
pull out of you. The dog will test the bond you share and that's
normal.

    When he's free, it's generally best to leave the dog alone. His
penis will be sensitive and coming out of your rectum, covered with
bacteria. This won't harm the dog as he sets about cleaning himself.
Remember that all dogs are different, just like people. Some dogs may
not want to mount or show an interest in mounting. Others will never
tie, only penetrating with the shaft of the penis. There are also dogs
that don't turn when they are, or are not, tied. It all depends on the
individual dog.



2 - Anal sex with dogs: Giving

    The same written in the section on bitches applies to male dogs.
Refer to Anal Sex (Number 6 above) for further information.



3 - Oral sex with dogs: Receiving

    Some dogs are natural born lickers and will lick anything and keep
licking until whatever their licking is raw. Others will never lick
anything in their lives. Once again, dogs are individuals and will
each act differently in different situations. The best way to find out
how your dog will react is to just give it a shot. If your dog is not
too enthusiastic about licking, try using gravy, peanut butter or any
other treats you dog might enjoy. DO NOT use chocolate or cocoa based
products as chocolate can be toxic for dogs.

    Dogs are superlative and sublime at cunnilingus, in my experience.
You do not have to worry about all those sharp teeth; dogs are
amazingly adept at controlling themselves. Once you've found a canine
partner who enjoys licking pussy, the difficulty often comes from
controlling oneself as the pleasure mounts (for me anyway) Don't clamp
your thighs to the dog's head, grab him by the ears, and grind your
happy, humid cunt against his face. I haven't found a dog yet who
enjoys that. It's important to relax, keep those legs open, and it's
perfectly alright to stroke the animal lovingly, scratch him behind
the ears, and whisper soft words of praise.

    Analingus is very much like cunnilingus for a dog and most dogs
will be interested in performing it for you. Again, it may be
necessary to coax the dog with bribery by applying something tasty to
area in question. Just remember all dogs will not be into oral so
don't try and force the animal under any circumstances. No means no.

    Dogs love cock, or so I've heard, and many men have reported hours
of pleasure beneath the slavish tongues of canine friends. DO NOT try
to insert the penis into a dog's mouth. The teeth are very sharp and
designed for cutting meat, get it? Dogs also possess a strong gag
reflex and you do not want to try and teach a dog to deep throat. Do I
really have to say that? Let the dog lick you like an ice cream cone,
lap at your scrotum, and clean up the precum and semen that you may
spill. Male or female, most dogs will be more than happy to clean up
any mess you might make.



4 - Oral sex with dogs: Giving

    To get a dog aroused, use the same process as described above.
Grasp the shaft through the sheath near the base, close to the dog's
scrotum, and start rubbing rapidly. You will be able to feel the bulb
become more defined within the sheath and you must pull the sheath
back before it gets too large to emerge. If the knot remains trapped
inside the sheath, your dog will be uncomfortable until his erection
subsides.

    Remember that a dog's penis is normally very sensitive, so be
careful when handling it. When exposed to air, the penis is prone to
dry out if not constantly moistened. Spit works well for that as even
flavorless lubricants (non-petroleum) are rather unsuitable for oral
sex, but may certainly be used if desired. There is no problem with
using flavored lubricants and for first timers who may be nervous
about the taste of a dog's penis, it may provide a bit more comfort...
The only problem with flavored lubes, and I know this from experience,
is that the dog might like it even more than you do.

    Anyway, I recommend plain old saliva, and direct application is
the best method. Try and avoid smearing it on with your hand as that
often reduces the effectiveness significantly. Using your tongue is
much more fun anyways :) You must be very careful if you choose to
take the dog's penis into your mouth, remembering how sensitive it is
and ensuring that your teeth do not scrape or bite him. Just use your
tight round, O shaped lips and a lot of tongue. It's great and your
dog will enjoy it every bit as much as your boyfriend ever did!

    Once fully erect, experiment! Most dogs will just stand and pant
away happily as you lick, suck, or rub their cocks. Expect him to stay
hard for five to fifteen minutes on average. Dog cum is quite tasty
and I highly recommend it! The flavor is usually bitter-sweet and less
salty than a man's. It is normally rather thin and watery, although I
have experienced dog sperm with a consistency much like human semen.
There is no harm in swallowing dog sperm and it is very warm and even
nutritious, although I've found that after ten to fifteen minutes of
pooling on a blanket the flavor becomes somewhat gamy and not quite so
enjoyable for me. Fresh and straight from the tap is best, in my
opinion.

    A dog begins to discharge sperm from the time he's about half hard
and coming out of his sheath until the time when he starts going back
into his sheath. The idea of dogs dripping precum and explosive
ejaculation once they've locked a bitch up is largely fictional as
described in most erotic stories, but entertaining nonetheless and it
makes for good reading. Refer to the chart below for semen volume
counts.



5 - Oral sex with dogs: Neutered males

    Most neutered males lack any interest in having sex. Some are
capable of maintaining a half-erection for a short period of time and
ejaculating prostatic (seminal) fluid. If you encounter a neutered
male and try masturbating him, stop if he seems uncomfortable. Some
will be, some won't be, but don't expect a neutered male to behave
like an un-neutered male. He won't.



6 - Oral sex with dogs: Making Out

    Kissing your dog is not only fun, but essential to any healthy,
loving relationship. I think so anyway, but feel free to disagree if
you must. Most dogs, being born to lick, will not mind kissing. It may
confuse them at first, some of the games we enjoy as people, but in my
experience most dogs are playful and eager for your happy pleasure.
This section is largely for those who are curious, once you and your
pet become more experienced and comfortable with kissing, you'll find
your own preferences and methodology.

    Dog saliva is reasonably safe for humans, assuming both you and
your dog are healthy! It's always a good idea to have your dog
regularly checked by a veterinarian and every six months is a good
schedule. What concerns us here are any open wounds or sores inside
and around your mouth and the dog's. Any cuts or injuries to either of
you should be fully healed before giving him French lessons. Dog
saliva in an open wound can (rarely) lead to a variety of bacterial
infections, but basic precautions and proper hygiene will all but
eliminate that risk.

    Some dogs like kissing, some do not, but all dogs like treats. To
train my dogs I use Bacon Bits seasoning, they love it. Once the dog
realizes that you taste good, he'll want to kiss you a lot! Having
your tonsils explored by a long, rapidly flicking tongue is just about
enough to announce the Second Cumming. It really gets my motor
running!

    Sucking a dog's tongue is a great game and they invariably enjoy
it, although it will annoy them if they're not in the mood. Most dogs
will jerk away from your pursed lips as if they don't enjoy it and
then come back for more. What a tease! It's easy to do, just wrap your
lips around his tongue, suck hard and tickle it with your own. It
always makes me giggle and human laughter is a sound all dogs want to
hear. Likewise, just playing licking games is great. Meeting the
animal's tongue with your own and kissing between you is fun, easy,
and you can do it practically anywhere!

    Putting your tongue in your dog's mouth can be dangerous because
you have to remember that dogs have very sharp teeth. The human tongue
is a soft, sensitive organ and you don't want it cut or bitten. You
should only tongue your dog's mouth once the two of you are very
relaxed and comfortable with each other and have some experience with
kissing. It's important to limit your adventures to playing with his
tongue near the front or just inside the muzzle. Avoid the temptation
to tickle the roof of his mouth, for example. Some dogs will tolerate
that, but others may not and it could result in a sudden jerk of the
head or worse! Likewise don't try and ram your tongue down the dog's
throat just because the boy or girl next door likes it. Dogs
definitely do not like that!

    The biggest thing to remember is to stay relaxed and have fun with
your dog. Don't try and force the animal into anything and if he is
uninterested, just try again later. Don't bite your dog! It may be fun
to bite and chew and nibble your human playmate's lips, but your dog
will be confused and generally not appreciate it. Most dogs will
quickly come to enjoy kissing and seriously crave the attention, this
can be mildly embarrassing or entertaining, depending on how good your
party is that night.



7 - Docking

    Docking is the insertion of the penis into the sheath or muzzle of
a dog. Once again, tolerance to these activities all depends on the
dog. I normally strongly discourage docking with the muzzle. It is
exceptionally dangerous (as I explained in number 3 above) and could
result in some hard to explain hospital visits. Only a very brave man,
with a great deal of experience with a dog he has been intimate with
for years and years should attempt it...And then it's still dangerous.

    If docking the sheath, first check your dog's reactions to having
a well lubricated finger probing his sheath. If he doesn't seem to
mind that, try inserting several well lubricated fingers, one at a
time, until you've adequately represented the width of your own penis.
The sheath is elastic to a point, obviously and except for very small
breeds (or exceptionally thick men) it will easily accommodate an
erect human penis. If he doesn't mind several fingers, you can try
inserting your penis into his sheath. Be sure and use plenty of lube!
DO NOT rely on your own precum or the dog's semen to provide
lubrication. You may want to flush the sheath first with a water enema
or mild douche. Remember this is a risky exercise in pleasure as there
are a number of dead skin cells and bacteria inside the sheath which
could cause urinary tract or other types of infections.



8 - What does dog semen have in it?

    Volume .................7-10 cc with a variation from 0.5 to 20cc

    Water percentage ...97% (highest of animals) vs. man at 90%
(lowest)

    Contents: Ash, protein, lipids, potassium, sodium, calcium,
magnesium, phosphorus, iron, chlorides, sulphur, amino acids,
albumins, proteose, nucleoproteins, mucin, albumose, fat globules,
thiamin, riboflavin, pantothenic acid, niacin, ascorbic acid (Vitamin
C), enzymes and fructose.

    Prostate (seminal) fluid is highly alkaline, which neutralizes
acids in the bitch's vagina. Naturally, larger dogs produce more semen
than smaller breeds.



9 - How large is a dog's penis?

Breed..................Useable Length (inch)...Diameter (inch)

Cocker Spaniel...............2-3........................0.5-1
Greyhound...................2.5-3.......................0.5-1
Bulldog........................2.5-5........................1
Dalmatian....................3-4.5.........................1
Collie............................4-5..........................1
Labrador........................4-6..........................1
Irish Setter....................4-6..........................1
G. Shepherd...................5-7.........................1.5
Great Dane....................5-7.........................1.5
Saint Bernard.................7-9......................1.5-1.75
Mastiff....................... 7.5-9.25.................1.5-1.75

(Note: Figures are approximate averages)



10 - How do I train my dog? Other Safety Precautions and random
rambling thoughts.

    Safety First! For you and your dog. In addition to all my previous
notes and warnings, the biggest thing to remember is that a dog is
always a dog. It doesn't matter how long you've had him, or how much
like your Aunt Georgia he looks, a dog is not a person. In that way
they are far more trustworthy than most people you are likely to meet.
You must respect the animal and his/her instincts as well as desires.
The first time you attempt any sort of sexual activity, proceed slowly
and cautiously, allowing the dog to react in such a way that no one is
hurt. They are very patient with people they know and trust and will
usually give ample warning if they experience something they don't
like or want.

    The first time you attempt intercourse with a dog, that is
receiving vaginal or anal intercourse, it is preferable to have a
partner to help control the situation. An experienced partner is
obviously best, but just having someone available with an extra set of
hands and eyes is a good thing. I understand it isn't always
practical, however, and that's unfortunate.

    For most first timers I'd recommend missionary over the
traditional doggy position. It will allow you the most control over
the animal and it's very comfortable once you arrange yourself
properly on a chair or bed. It works well for first time dogs as well,
especially younger animals who may be prone to over-excitement.
Holding the dog close to your body, speaking to him, and stroking him
gently will often allow him to relax and calm down more than if he's
behind you and on his own. It's also much easier to control the dog's
knot that way if you do not want to be tied. Making out with him is
pretty fun too, I might add, and generally heightens the experience
for me.

    Watch out for those nails! Dog toenails are often long, ragged,
and sharp even if they're kept well groomed. Most dogs will want to
hold onto you in any position they are in, but especially mounting
from behind. He wants the leverage and although he doesn't mean to,
those nails can scratch the heck out of a human's delicate skin. In
the event of a scratch it's important to wash it with anti-bacterial
soap and apply any of the commercially available antibiotic creams you
find at a drug store. Dog feet tend to be dirty, even for one who
stays in the house and you should take precautions against infection.

    Even better than the cure is prevention. I'd suggest covering the
dog's front paws with mittens or socks to reduce the possibility of
being scratched. A child's mittens work very well, but as I say, a
pair of decent wool socks (thick ones) will do in a pinch. If you have
sewing skills you can certainly make your own out of whatever material
suits your fancy. Those felt bags with drawstrings that some liquors
come in work wonderfully! Whatever you use, fix the mittens around the
front paws tight enough to remain in place, but don't overdo it. Most
dogs won't like it at first. They'll want to get those mittens off and
so you should train the dog to ignore them and that simply means get
him used to wearing them. I've found that food is the best training
tool available. Start your dog early by feeding him only after he has
his mittens on. Once the dog associates mittens with food, he'll be
eager to see you breaking them out, believe me. It takes time, but it
works.

    I'd suggest that you train your dog to expect sex in a certain
place or under certain circumstances. I use an old comforter to have
sex on, for example. When my dogs see the blanket, they know what
we're going to do and they're usually pretty enthusiastic about it.
Anything you can do to reduce stress and confusion on the part of your
dog is good! This is more oriented to training a new dog, by the way,
taking a puppy and teaching him how to be the consummate lover. It's a
lot easier and more enjoyable to have a canine partner who understands
basic commands, has experienced the things you enjoy, and associates
your sexual activities with pleasure. I mean, it's pretty much common
sense, right?

    Be aware that changing surroundings and especially the presence of
strangers (human and especially canine) may affect the behavior of
your dog. They can and do become jealous, for example, and I have one
dog who won't let my husband near me while we mate. He doesn't even
like him in the same room with us. My other dogs don't mind at all and
being fucked by a dog while I suck my husband's cock is one of the
great joys in my life, I must confess. But no amount of training has
been able to change my dog's mind about sharing me. Remember that all
dogs are individuals.

    Mating with some dogs can be an exercise in frustration,
particularly with untrained dogs or dogs you're unfamiliar with. It's
the biggest reason I've selected my dogs as puppies based on their
breed and spent as much time as I have training them for sex. Dogs are
not really having sex with us out of pure instinct, they're not being
driven by nature to fuck a girl the way they are to fuck a bitch. Dogs
will lose interest, they'll wander away, they'll be distracted by
passing cars. In short, they can be like eight year olds with ADHD if
you don't give them a lot of attention.

    In the stories we find online, the dogs are always willing and
eager, they jump right up and go to town, locking the girl up tight
and exploding with a rush of thick dog cum. That's fiction. A dog will
not rape a human, and in fact a very strong case may be made that rape
doesn't exist in nature (outside of humanity) at all. The truth is
that even trained dogs will often need to be coaxed into sexual
activity and given plenty of attention to keep them interested.
Fortunately for me, I love giving them all the attention they can
handle. I'm just trying to say that you should enter the game with
patience and understanding and a genuine appreciation for your dog's
natural inclinations.

    Lastly, if I had to recommend a single breed for a sexual partner,
I'd have to go with black labs. I'm biased, true, but they are very
even-tempered, intelligent, and fun loving dogs. They're easily
trainable and their size is almost perfect for any environment short
of a small apartment downtown, although they do need some room and
plenty of exercise. A lab will want to be outside 25 hours of the day!
But they're comfortable enough living in the suburbs with a decent
backyard. If you have a swimming pool...Oh my! I couldn't keep my dog
out of it. Anyway, everyone has their favorites, of course, so I just
wanted to plug mine. :) Labs are great for sex!!! Just don't ever
teach one how to play Frisbee! It sucks getting bonked on the head
every morning at sunrise with a Frisbee, believe me. And keep your
love blanket behind a closed door or high on a shelf, it can be a
little embarrassing when Grandpa asks you why your dog is dragging the
blanket into the living room with his cock poking out of the sheath...
But that's why my boyfriend is a dog.



The end
Rachael Ross

If you have questions or comments, email me at rache696@yahoo.com.
This article should be used only as a guide and not taken as "The
Final Word" on dog sex. Remember that everyone is different, dogs and
people, and your experiences may differ from that of someone else.
Seek professional assistance where required and love your dog. Merry
Matings!

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