Message-ID: <57619asstr$1210738201@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-Original-Path: nntp.westnet.com.au!news.westnet.com.au.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 13 May 2008 11:43:32 -0500 From: Deadly Ernest <ernest@bywatern0spam.net.au> Reply-To: ernest@bywatern0spam.net.au User-Agent: KNode/0.10.9 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit X-DF-Seen-By: res X-Original-Message-ID: <qvKdnT7uisepWLTVnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@westnet.com.au> X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.39 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 14 May 2008 02:44:09 +1000 Subject: {ASSM} New Story: The Truth About Paradise - E Bywater Lines: 68 Date: Wed, 14 May 2008 00:10:01 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2008/57619> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: newsman, dennyw The Truth About Paradise by Ernest Bywater Akmed sits in the car waiting for the right time to approach the checkpoint. He's nervous about the waiting, but calm as he knows he'll be going to paradise soon, very soon. He needs a clear approach uncluttered by too many vehicles so he can get up enough speed to penetrate deep into the checkpoint before the bomb explodes. He must time it right as they have to use a delayed timer and he must activate it before they can shoot him. For ten minutes he waits until the traffic is just right. Pulling out of the line of parked cars he heads towards the checkpoint, accelerating as he goes. At the preset point he activates the timer. He hits the first wooden barrier set to inform the drivers of the need to slow down. Faster he approaches the main checkpoint, two soldiers open fire but they can't stop him now. The UN soldiers of the peacekeeper force sound the alarm and everyone heads for the safety trenches. These were the first change the UN force made when they took over control of this checkpoint. The trenches are designed to allow the checkpoint staff to survive an attack by suicide bombers by letting them get below the explosive shock wave. The car crashes through the first two barricades and slams into the third, but this newly reinforced barricade halts the car dead. A few seconds latter the car explodes killing Akmed and two car loads of men returning home from work in the next zone. Unluckily for the men they have just met one of the freedom fighting martyrs they've been supporting with heavy donations from their wages and all seven men die in the explosion of Akmed's car, as does Akmed. The moment they die the eight men are reunited in paradise and are met by the Great Prophet himself. Extremely happy they ask about paradise and the Great Prophet leads them through a doorway. Standing on a balcony they can see the most lovely garden ever made and it's full of the most beautiful women ever seen. The women are leading many men about the garden. All over the garden the lovely women are making love with the men as other lovely women stand by with food and drink for the men. One of the new arrivals turns to the Great Prophet and asks, "It's true then, each true believer has a number of lovely virgins to serve him? Where are ours?" The Great Prophet replies, "Yes, each true believer has a number of beautiful women to serve him in paradise. The women that were assigned to you when you became a believer are right there." And he points at a group of women standing just below the balcony. One of the men races towards the stairway at the end of the balcony and is stopped dead by an invisible barrier across it's entrance. He turns to look at the Great Prophet, and is told, "Yes, all true believers are taken to Paradise and have their assigned women regardless of what their life was like. But you may not enter Paradise proper or access the assigned women unless you lived a good and loving life caring for your families and others. The true believers who advocate the murder of innocents or kill innocent people are still brought to Paradise, but must stay here on the balconies, unable to enter Paradise and enjoy the fruits of Paradise as they watch the many others who do." Laughing hard, the Great Prophet walks to the stairway and easily passes through the invisible barrier. Looking up at the men he says, "Since you are unable to pleasure these women, then they must be reassigned." He places his arm around one woman's waist as he leads them away from the fuming men standing on the balcony. http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/ebywater/www/ -- Deadly Ernest (All typos are the fault of the server gremlin.) -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+