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Subject: {ASSM} New Story: The Truth About Paradise - E Bywater
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The Truth About Paradise

by Ernest Bywater

Akmed sits in the car waiting for the right time to approach the checkpoint.
He's nervous about the waiting, but calm as he knows he'll be going to
paradise soon, very soon. He needs a clear approach uncluttered by too many
vehicles so he can get up enough speed to penetrate deep into the
checkpoint before the bomb explodes. He must time it right as they have to
use a delayed timer and he must activate it before they can shoot him. For
ten minutes he waits until the traffic is just right.

Pulling out of the line of parked cars he heads towards the checkpoint,
accelerating as he goes. At the preset point he activates the timer. He
hits the first wooden barrier set to inform the drivers of the need to slow
down. Faster he approaches the main checkpoint, two soldiers open fire but
they can't stop him now. The UN soldiers of the peacekeeper force sound the
alarm and everyone heads for the safety trenches. These were the first
change the UN force made when they took over control of this checkpoint.
The trenches are designed to allow the checkpoint staff to survive an
attack by suicide bombers by letting them get below the explosive shock
wave.

The car crashes through the first two barricades and slams into the third,
but this newly reinforced barricade halts the car dead. A few seconds
latter the car explodes killing Akmed and two car loads of men returning
home from work in the next zone. Unluckily for the men they have just met
one of the freedom fighting martyrs they've been supporting with heavy
donations from their wages and all seven men die in the explosion of
Akmed's car, as does Akmed.

The moment they die the eight men are reunited in paradise and are met by
the Great Prophet himself. Extremely happy they ask about paradise and the
Great Prophet leads them through a doorway. Standing on a balcony they can
see the most lovely garden ever made and it's full of the most beautiful
women ever seen. The women are leading many men about the garden. All over
the garden the lovely women are making love with the men as other lovely
women stand by with food and drink for the men.

One of the new arrivals turns to the Great Prophet and asks, "It's true
then, each true believer has a number of lovely virgins to serve him? Where
are ours?"

The Great Prophet replies, "Yes, each true believer has a number of
beautiful women to serve him in paradise. The women that were assigned to
you when you became a believer are right there." And he points at a group
of women standing just below the balcony.

One of the men races towards the stairway at the end of the balcony and is
stopped dead by an invisible barrier across it's entrance. He turns to look
at the Great Prophet, and is told, "Yes, all true believers are taken to
Paradise and have their assigned women regardless of what their life was
like. But you may not enter Paradise proper or access the assigned women
unless you lived a good and loving life caring for your families and
others. The true believers who advocate the murder of innocents or kill
innocent people are still brought to Paradise, but must stay here on the
balconies, unable to enter Paradise and enjoy the fruits of Paradise as
they watch the many others who do." Laughing hard, the Great Prophet walks
to the stairway and easily passes through the invisible barrier. Looking up
at the men he says, "Since you are unable to pleasure these women, then
they must be reassigned." He places his arm around one woman's waist as he
leads them away from the fuming men standing on the balcony.

http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/ebywater/www/

-- 
Deadly Ernest
(All typos are the fault of the server gremlin.)

-- 
Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights
reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated.
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