Message-ID: <54124asstr$1151442605@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-Original-Message-ID: <BAY106-F15A5C7E31F3683A1BD22ADF87E0@phx.gbl> X-Originating-Email: [yotna_eltoub@hotmail.com] From: "Yotna El'toub" <yotna_eltoub@hotmail.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 X-OriginalArrivalTime: 27 Jun 2006 18:53:56.0165 (UTC) FILETIME=[0ABDE750:01C69A1B] X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 18:53:52 +0000 Subject: {ASSM} An Unfortunate Event at Deddington Manor[Yotna El'toub]FF,MC,NC,magic 1/12 Lines: 426 Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:10:05 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2006/54124> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: newsman, emigabe **************************************************************** {ASSM} An Unfortunate Event at Deddington Manor ~ A Holmes & Hove mystery story) [Yotna El'toub] (FF,MC,NC,magic.) Part one of twelve. **************************************************************** WARNING: This story will contain situations and explicit language of an adult nature and should be read only by those of a legal age to do so. If you are a minor or object to stories of an adult nature, LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY. Legal age local to the author is 18+ please abide to your own local laws. Please note and understand the content codes for this story. The characters portrayed in this story are just that, characters in my story. Any similarities to real people are purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters and situations portrayed are pure fantasy; the author is keen to state that in reality adult sexuality should remain only in the adult world. Please do not allow or cause this story to fall in to the hands of minors. ________________________________________________________________ ***Summary*** After the strain of recent cases Holmes and Hove are relieved to receive an invitation to the 'coming out' of Lady Jane Grey. It will be the event of the season and a welcome chance to recharge their depleted spirits. What could be more pleasant? ________________________________________________________________ Prologue: The west wind played lightly across the summer grasses of the moor; all was peaceful and quiet. So quiet that Jack almost slumbered, his broad back resting on a convenient outcrop of rock. Apparently the man was asleep, but not so, no good shepherd sleeps while his flock is unpenned, and Jack was an excellent shepherd. His weary but dutiful eyes scanned continually from the distant mount famine across the extent of dark peak to his tree speckled land. Nothing was missed, not the soaring kite, nor the slow passage of the hay cart below him. Jack saw all, and knew all, this had been his only home for some 50 summers past, it was truly his realm. He loved the freedom his life gave him, a freedom only hill-folk could understand. Oh, the pleasures of a soft mid-summers day like today were obvious to all, but even more, Jack loved the moor in its wildness. Come autumn when the mists swirled from the cooling breeze, or even winter when the numbing bite of cold reminded him he was alive; a part of nature. No, here was Jack's home, his life, his church, and no man could challenge him for it. Paradise. His heartfelt reflection ended as quickly as it had begun, for the sheep had stopped grazing. Heads up, the flock gazed around the landscape. Something had them spooked, a fox most likely he thought. Most of the lambs were now old enough to survive an attack in the short term, but the feral beasts were still a threat. Things started to move at speed, Shep sprang up from the grass, his hackles raised, his nose down to the ground. Urgently the dog raced towards the rock and Jack. The shepherd frowned and let out a disciplining whistle, "G'wan lad, see to sheep, not I." To his amazement his normally reliable dog ignored both the whistle and the command. Enraged, Jack moved away from the shadow of the rock, only to be engulfed in the pitch darkness of another malformed shadow. Jack turned and stood mouth agape, as the shape pounced. Shep whimpered at the sounds of his master's agonised cries, but without fear he tore on; duty placed high above safety. The west wind played lightly across the summer grasses of the moor; all was peaceful and quiet. Jack Clipper was gone, and Shep's blood seeped liberally from his motionless, shaggy coat. Slowly it meandered and finally soaked into the darkening earth of Deddington Moor. Paradise. -------------------------- Chapter one: "Holmes! Holmes!" Brighton called excitedly, "Excellent news, Holmes we have been invited to the Grey's Manor for Lady Jane's debutant event." "Really?" Ned mused, peering through a shroud of pipe smoke, "It is a pity we shall have to refuse such a charming invitation." "Refuse? Ned are you mad? This is just the thing to raise your spirits." "My spirits are fine Hove. You forget all too easily - dark deeds breed darker thoughts, my friend." "If liberally mixed with imbibing on that accursed pipe they do." Hove replied softly. Holmes took the pipe stem from his mouth and smiled at his comrade. "I do believe you are chiding me Hove, no one has dared, since my nanny that is!" Holmes's laugh terminated in a hearty cough. "Well I dare, you must get away. Away from this house, your thoughts and that dreadful weed you smoke." "Must I?" Holmes raised an eyebrow, "Tell me more..." Hove considered backing down but decided to stand his ground. Holmes must see sense. Brighton took a deep breath and spoke. "Since that unspeakable business with the icon you have been as a man possessed. I know you feel there is no more important quest, than the defeat of the illuminati. But you go too far, you will kill yourself Holmes. Not even you can work day and night and not suffer harm!" "If I wish to die in the pursuit of true evil - that is for me, and me alone, to decide." Ned said in a stern but soft tone. "Indeed it is Holmes, but I for one shall not stand by and witness your suicide. I have already arranged lodgings." "Lodgings? But you are welcome in my house forever. This I am sure you know?" Ned frowned deeply. "I cannot do it old man... It is too much to ask of me, I cannot and will not bear witness to your self destruction." Brighton turned to hide the dampness under his eyes. Holmes said nothing, he simply tapped out the bowl of his churchwarden into the ashtray and stared at the glowing embers. Long minutes of silence passed with neither man glancing at the other. Finally, when someone spoke it was Holmes, his voice was hoarse and low. "Well we had better make arrangements for our travel, can I leave that to you old boy? I am unsure if I have the energy at the moment." "Already made my good fellow, unlike my lodging arrangements." Laughed Brighton. "You sir, are a bounder. A bounder... and a damn fine friend." Holmes smiled thinly. -------------------------- "An' I tell you it's not like the man!" Madge said sternly. "Well tha' what the master told Harry. Jack 'ad up an' gone an' left his flock." Replied Joseph. "Listen son, I have know'd him all me life, just as your dear departed Pa did. Jack's reliable, one of us 'uns." "Well Ma, tha' as maybe but his 'ome is empty to no hide nor 'air o' the man." "It's an odd 'un, right `tis - too many folks 'ave disappeared 'round 'ere of late." Madge replied. "Eye, maybe 'tis 'beast of t'moor'." Quipped Joe, before charging around the kitchen with his fingers poking horn-like from his brow. A sharp rebuke stopped him in his tracks. "Joseph, you should know better! Of all people you grew up in this house; the beast is never mentioned." Joe's face fell and he turned to face Lady Helen. "I'm sorry your ladyship, I was just foolin'." "Well any more foolishness on your part and I may have to let you go. Under-footmen are not hard to replace." "No Ma'am you are right, I humbly apologise." Joe walked over to the far corner of the kitchen, where Lizzie the maid tended the grate. "Now cook, how are preparations for tonight's food going? My guest's have quite specific tastes." Helen asked regally. "Well I had some problem with some of the more 'foreign' ingredients but it will be as requested." "Excellent, it is important that they are satisfied, I bid you good afternoon, cook, Joseph, Elisabeth." Helen nodded curtly and walked from the steamy kitchen. "I could satisfy her friends I dare say..." Jo laughed and dug Lizzie in the ribs. "You, Joe have a single track in your mind. A single dirty track." Lizzie replied. "Oh, miss la-di-dah, does that mean I shan't be warmin' your'n sheets tonight?" Joe winked. "What are you two whisperin' about now?" Snapped Madge. "Nowt Ma, I was jus' saying to Lizzie 'ere that Lady Helen was stuck up now. 'Er new friends seems to bring out the worse in 'er." "Now you shut that flap-trap of yours, it will cost you one day. I won't 'ear a word ag'in my girl's lovely's they are. Any more of that and you will get the carbolic soap in your trap!" "Yes Ma." Joe hung his head in mock shame, and then he nipped Lizzie's thigh. Life was fun, and one day soon he would be free to sample it. -------------------------- "Mamma, I wish you would keep a stricter house. The servants are becoming quite too flippant." "Helen, you are too harsh on them, they serve us well. Besides which, come here and sit with me a while, I have a surprise for you." Helen duly sat on the brocade chair facing her mother's. "It seems you were a little negligent in your invitations, something I have corrected on your behalf." "Mamma, I was not even aware you had seen the lists?" "A good hostess takes great care. I am a great hostess, you would expect less of me?" "No, no Mamma, of course not." Said Helen shame-faced, "Whom had I omitted?" "Only our very saviours, Mr Holmes and Mr Hove." "Holmes and Hove, but how..." "Such is the folly of youth. Did you really think their brave actions would remain a secret from your father and I?" "But who..." "James is a steadfast servant and an honourable one. He told us of Jane's rescue from Oxford and the clutches of that insane Professor." "So that is why Bertie had to leave Oxford?" Helen asked. "No. Although that was not his own decision either, Bertie was sent down, over some unsavoury business. Your father dealt with that, not I." "Tell me mother has Mr Holmes responded?" "I would hardly bother telling you, had he not." she smiled. "Well, I shall look forward to meeting him once more, thank you mamma. Excuse me now, I must tend to my guests." "As indeed you should, goodbye dear child." Helen rose and walked demurely from the room, once outside she closed the door softly behind her and lent on it hard. Her fine looks darkened with anger, seething rage burned deep in her bosom. She calmed herself and made her way up two flights of stairs and to the door of her own room. Once there she paused, and knocked, one short tap, two long and one short. A giggle informed her it was safe to enter. -------------------------- "Derbyshire is a dashed long way from London Holmes!" Brighton complained bitterly, as the carriage rocked its way over the latest obstacle to its unsteady progress. "Indeed Brighton, your observations are as accurate as ever. Mind you the scenery is glorious, quite inspiring." "I am glad to see you in such fine fettle Ned, you had me worried." "Well to be sure, you had the cure, this is capital, absolutely capital." Beamed Holmes. The carriage hammered down a steep slope and swayed aggressively, but this time Brighton grinned. If this insanity cheered up his sullen friend, who was he to complain? The journey continued much the same for a couple of hours before they saw the first dale farmhouse. "Look Hove, what a charming refuge. Maybe we should invest in a retreat? Hmm." Brighton strained forward and took in the view. It was pleasant, the old building sat in a hollow surrounded by birch trees. A faithful gundog lay calmly before the property. It looked a pure rural paradise. Hove noticed something flit up the hill behind the farmhouse, something large and unshaped. It paused briefly on the skyline and looked back at the farmhouse before rushing over the summit. "I say Holmes, did you see that thing?" "Umm, thing - no. What thing?" "Some sort of ungainly beast, a misfit I swear!" Replied Hove. "Come now, it was most probably a cow, you are hardly a gamekeeper Brighton." Holmes laughed. "True, Ned, very true..." Brighton joined in with his friend's laughter, "A cow!" At the back of Brighton's mind something was not quite so jolly. "James my good man is it much further?" Asked Ned loudly. "Not in distance sir, about three miles, but it will take us an hour or more." "As long as we are not attacked by cows, is that right James?" Added Hove impishly. "The cows are peaceful sir. It is the farmers you must be more wary of!" The three men dissolved in hearty laughter. -------------------------- "Kitty, move your pretty rump. I cannot breathe." Slowly Lady Catherine lifted her spread legs, freeing the head of the young woman, who had been previously so deliciously trapped beneath them. "My dear Kitty, when you spend, it is quite awesome, but almost fatal for your mistress!" "Also for me." Puffed Lady Catherine, in laboured breaths. The woman paused briefly to wipe the love fluid from her face. Delicately and with great care she licked each encrusted digit clean. "Now Helen you came into tell me something. I am sorry I was otherwise engaged. But I see you took some heed of my condition." A wicked grin split her face. Helen half opened her dreamy eyes, and withdrew her busy hand from her drawers. "I am most apologetic, but I find you both irresistible, my dear girls." "As you should, now what was your news? You seemed quite agitated." "Holmes and Hove have been invited to Jane's coming out, most inconvenient!" Helen spat. "Well, well, a fond reunion. How pleasant that will be." "Really? Do you jest?" "No, of course - it maybe less pleasant for them..." Helen smiled, her understanding now complete. "You must keep me disguised though, it would not be good for them to recognise me before I wish it." "Naturally, Jane is quite skilled with disguises." Helen replied. "Ah, yes Jane, where is she? I miss her... Tongue." The woman lay back and spread her elegant legs wide. Her prominent pearl glinted temptingly, betwixt the cerise folds of her sex. "I shall fetch her to you." Helen answered, and stood to walk to the door. "Oh, and Helen." "Yes, Daphne?" "I do not like to be kept waiting." -------------------------- To be continued... ________________________________________________________________ Foot Notes (C) Yotna El'toub June 2006 ________________________________________________________________ I hope you have enjoyed reading this story as much as I enjoyed writing it. As always, feedback is appreciated, since it is my only payment for my work. Please address comments to yotna_eltoub@hotmail.com This story is copyrighted by the author and as such may not be published, posted or archived on any newsgroup, website, or server, other than ASSM and ASSTR, without the EXPRESS PERMISSION of the author. 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