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Subject: {ASSM} Dana: Legal (mf Mf, inc, best, child porn, dubious morality)
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Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:10:01 -0500
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Keep moving along.  Nothing to see here.

P. Random


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Legal
(mf Mf, inc, best, child porn, dubious morality)
by pseudoRandom

1.

"But Daddy, I don't get it.  How come it'd be pedophilia for you to have 
sex with me, but it's okay for Kevin to?"

	"It's because you're both not of age, Dana.  It's illegal for 
someone over the age of consent to has sex with someone who isn't."

	"Oh."  Dana thought for a moment.  "What is the age of consent?"

	"In this state, 16."

	"But Tami's only 15."

	"But we're married, which is different."

	"But it's still illegal, no?"

	"No, but only because she had her parents' permission to marry 
me."

	"So ... " Dana paused to think this through.  "Kevin can fuck me 
because we're both underage, and you can fuck Tami because you're married 
to her, and Kevin can fuck her because they're both underage.  But what 
about Uncle Martin?"

	"Well, technically, it's illegal for him, too."

	"And I don't want to get him in trouble, do I."

	"No, that would be a bad thing to do."

	"Right," Dana said with great determination, "I'll stop letting 
him have sex with me.  I'll have sex with him instead."

	"Uh -- how -- "

	But Dana was already gone.


2.

"But Daddy, I don't get it.  How come it's child pornography to take a 
picture of Kevin and me kissing and not when we're not kissing?"

	"Well, Dana, it's not so much whether you're kissing as the fact 
that you're doing it naked."

	"But we were naked in the other picture."

	"Yes, but it was posed artistically, which makes it art."

	"But the kissing picture was just as artsy-fartsy."

	"But it included a sexual activity."

	Rude noise.  "Kissing's not sex."

	"Perhaps not, but it is a sexual activity."

	"Then what about the one where we were kissing clothed?"

	"Um."  A moment's thought.  "Okay, I slightly misstated.  Kissing 
itself isn't a sexual activity, just like nudity isn't itself a sexual 
activity.  But kissing nude is."

	"Oh!  I get it.  As long as we're not naked, Uncle Martin won't 
get in trouble.  We'll just keep our clothes on the next time we fuck 
before the camera."

	"Um -- wait -- "

	But Dana was already gone.


3.

"But Daddy, I don't get it.  How come it's child pornography if Uncle 
Martin photoshops my face onto a picture of a woman having sex?"

	"I haven't got a fucking clue, Dana."


4.

"But Daddy, I don't get it.  How come it's okay for a dog have sex with 
me, but not with Kevin?"

	"Well -- they're about the same, really."

	"But Uncle Martin -- "

	"Is biased, that's all."

	"Huh?"

	"Martin's turned on by watching a dog have sex with a woman, but 
is turned off by watching a man have sex with a bitch.  Neither is better 
or worse, objectively -- they're both bestiality."

	"But Uncle Martin said it was wrong."

	"Your uncle is doing something many adults do: confusing 'I don't 
like it' with 'That's wrong.'"

	"Oh."  Then enlightenment: "Oh!  So it's like Uncle Martin doesn't 
like Kevin to fuck him in the ass, but he likes to fuck me there."

	"Uh, sort of -- "

	"And to fuck Kevin in the ass."

	" -- like that, except that bestiality is -- "

	"Thank you, Daddy," with a big hug and kiss.  "Bye!"

	"Wait, where are you going?"

	"I'm taking Kevin down to the kennel -- Nadia's in heat, and that 
makes King and Rex even better fuckers."

	"Just a sec -- "

	But Dana was already gone.


5.

"But Daddy, I don't get it.  How come it's okay to upload pictures of me 
having sex, but not a movie?"

	"Neither is -- both the photos and the movie were highly illegal."

	"Oh."  Puzzled frown.  "But then why did they arrest Uncle Martin 
when I uploaded the movie?  He'd been uploading photos for months."

	"Because you did it from his account."

	"So did he."

	"Actually, he used an anonymizer to hide his trail."

	"He did?  Oh."  A moment's thought.  "You mean I got Uncle Martin 
in trouble."

	"It was only slightly your doing.  The FBI was already closing in 
on him for the photos -- posting the ones with him and you was 
particularly stupid.  You just gave them a tip."

	"But I still owe him an apology.  I should make it up to him."

	Silence.  How to tell his daughter that it was just as well his 
brother was out of her life?

	Dana went on, "I know!  I'll marry him, with your permission -- 
then it's okay for him to have fucked me.  Oh, Daddy, thank you thank you 
thank you!  We'll save him."

	"Wait, Dana -- "

	But Dana was already gone.


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