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Subject: {ASSM} On a Lighter Note (MF cons oral flash)
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Author: Jack C Lipton
Title: On a Lighter Note
Universe: Protection
Summary: OSHA in the home
Keywords: MF oral
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		      On a Lighter Note

		      by Jack C Lipton

I suspected this woman was a screamer but felt fairly
comfortable that her thighs would make adequate hearing
protectors.

Granted, once she wrapped them around me loosely I was able
to confirm she'd be a screamer and hoped that she'd cover my
ears in time;  I didn't want to have to move my hands from
where they'd do her the most good just to protect my
hearing.

I was pretty far along when I learned that I'd need to worry
about something else entirely:  I didn't realize this woman
had to have been a gymnast yet it seemed her legs could
likely crush my skull between them and I hoped the sound of
my demise wouldn't be as pathetic as the sound of an
imploding lightbulb.

You can imagine my relief when I could tell she was being
careful not to kill me as she played nutcracker with my head
as the "nut".  The flexing of her muscles, though, were like
applause as she climbed towards the big
*"OOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"*

And, yes, I have to admit that her thighs most definitely
could be certified by OSHA when I saw how much damage to my
glassware her screaming did.

She was panting, catching her breath, while I sighed over
the folly in falling in love with a soprano opera singer--
and not replacing all of my glassware.

			*Fini*

-- 
Jack C Lipton | cupasoup at pele dot cx | http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/CupaSoup/www/
 "Those who cling to religion can't acknowledge dissent because it's a
  breath of doubt.  Those who do not doubt themselves are more dangerous
  (and less empathic) than those who can." -me

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