Message-ID: <51617asstr$1122513004@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <cupasoup@pele.cx> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-Original-Message-ID: <20050727200025.GA32473@pele.cx> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Disposition: inline User-Agent: Mutt/1.5.6+20040907i From: "Jack C. Lipton" <cupasoup@pele.cx> X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2005 15:00:25 -0500 Subject: {ASSM} On a Lighter Note (MF cons oral flash) Lines: 54 Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:10:04 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2005/51617> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, akalexis Author: Jack C Lipton Title: On a Lighter Note Universe: Protection Summary: OSHA in the home Keywords: MF oral Revision: $Revision: 1.2 $ Archive: http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/CupaSoup/www/ Mailing List: RCS: $Id: highNote.x,v 1.2 2005/07/27 19:46:41 jcl Exp $ On a Lighter Note by Jack C Lipton I suspected this woman was a screamer but felt fairly comfortable that her thighs would make adequate hearing protectors. Granted, once she wrapped them around me loosely I was able to confirm she'd be a screamer and hoped that she'd cover my ears in time; I didn't want to have to move my hands from where they'd do her the most good just to protect my hearing. I was pretty far along when I learned that I'd need to worry about something else entirely: I didn't realize this woman had to have been a gymnast yet it seemed her legs could likely crush my skull between them and I hoped the sound of my demise wouldn't be as pathetic as the sound of an imploding lightbulb. You can imagine my relief when I could tell she was being careful not to kill me as she played nutcracker with my head as the "nut". The flexing of her muscles, though, were like applause as she climbed towards the big *"OOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"* And, yes, I have to admit that her thighs most definitely could be certified by OSHA when I saw how much damage to my glassware her screaming did. She was panting, catching her breath, while I sighed over the folly in falling in love with a soprano opera singer-- and not replacing all of my glassware. *Fini* -- Jack C Lipton | cupasoup at pele dot cx | http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/CupaSoup/www/ "Those who cling to religion can't acknowledge dissent because it's a breath of doubt. Those who do not doubt themselves are more dangerous (and less empathic) than those who can." -me -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+