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Subject: {ASSM} Girl Scout Rookies Mgggg (no-sex, alleged humor)
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Date: Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:10:02 -0400
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Girl Scout Rookies  Mgggg (no-sex, alleged humor)
by Ball Four

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Yeah, I know, my "epilogue" story was supposed to be the end of
my contributions to this, but ... Hey!  What can ya' do?
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## The following story contains explicit description of sexual
activity.  If you are under 18 or live where this material is not
permitted, please do not continue reading.  Just continue doing
the activity but do not read about it appears to be the
expectation.

## This story is fiction.  Any resemblance to anyone or anything
living, dead, or undead is purely coincidental.


Girl Scout Rookies
---- ----- -------

I put my bagel down and took a sip of my apple juice.  The doorbell
rang.  Taking my glass with me, I got up from my table and walked
over.  

I took another drink of my apple juice before I opened the door.

"Gaaaa!"  I spewed my apple juice all over the foursome.

Girl Scouts!

I grabbed my thesaurus off the little entryway shelf I specially
installed for emergencies.  I swapped my juice glass on to the shelf.
I held the book out in front of them like a demon-warding crucifix.

"Shit!" said the taller one in the middle.  "It's not him either."

My legs quaked.  Four girl scouts stood before me.  I looked back
into my condo at the calendar.  It was the day I thought it was.
No Rip Van Winkle for me.  There were no cookies to be sold this
time of the year.

I audibly sighed out in relief.  I could relax.   I noticed the
spewed juice matched the green of their uniforms fairly well.  No one
would be able to tell anything once the juice dried.

The four girls were talking and arguing with each other.  I took the
moment to look them over.  The taller girl was a brunette.  The
shortest girl was a blonde.  The other two were a brunette and an
asian.  These girls were all prepubescent.

"I told you McCoy wasn't here," muttered the other brunette.  "Do you
listen to me?  Nooooo!"

The mention of *that* name made my neck hair stand up.  McCoy?  These
girls were too young.  There weren't any external signs of puberty on
their bodies.

So naturally I said the obvious, "McCoy?  Aren't you too young?"

They looked at me.  The tall brunette said, "Do you know where he
lives?"

"Why do you want to go there?" I responded with my own question.

She explained, "We started at the Gamera, the root..."

At the root's name, all the girls put their fingertips together as
if to give homage.  I could see the shape vaguely was like a turtle.

"...found our way to the Hoisington..."

"Once we tricked him into answering the door," added the asian.

"...and now we found our way to you." completed the tall brunette.

The disappointment and frustration in her face couldn't look more
painful.

I stared at these young girls.  So young.  Not even McCoy...could
he?

"You're not even Girl Scouts yet!" I ejaculated.

"We may be Junior Girl Scouts, but next year we are full Girl Scouts."

"Can't you wait?  You're not even in puberty yet!"  I came. 

"Watch it!" said the blonde.  I could see she was a feisty one.
"First you spewed, then you ejaculated, and now you came.  Keep your
fucking words to yourself."

I didn't understand the word play until after they were gone.  Just
because I have a thesaurus doesn't mean I am competent with it.

"We need to learn and be ready," explained the tall brunette.

The asian said, "We are just there to watch."

The blonde said, "One day my blood will run, one day my body will
become hot, one day my pussy will be wet.  I want to be ready."

The asian looked excited about the blonde's speech.  She added, "One
day I will have tits aching to be sucked, one day I will want to
make cum shoot into my mouth, one day I will want a hard cock inside
me."

The smaller brunette was not to be left out.  "One day I will want
to taste the lips that just tasted my pussy lips, one day I will
want to know what a 'cow girl' is, one day I will want to know how
good an orgasm feels.

"Can you help us?" the tall brunette said earnestly.

"Yea," I said.  I now eyed them.  Indeed, one day changes would start
in their bodies.   If I could sway them to consider me in the future...

"Ever watch porn?" I asked.  "You can come over to watch once a week
and when you start your period, you can try it out with me."

"Borrrrriiiiinnnnng!" said the asian.

"You're the infertile one," said the blonde.  "No thrills, no
excitement."

The short brunette said, "Just how would it look if we were the only
girls not carrying a McCoy baby?  They'd throw us out of the council.

The asian spoke up.  "I couldn't handle the shame and disgrace."

The blonde said, "How could we hold our heads up high at school?
They would just scoff and sneer and scowl at us."

"The dishonor of our firm little flat tummies," said the asian.

"The only thing lower we could do," said small brunette, "Would be to
actually have sex with you."

"So are you going to help us or not?" asked tall brunette.

"I don't know where he lives." I released.  The blonde gave me a dirty
look.

"What!" angrily responded tall brunette.  Her face did an amazing
contortion. "You like wasting our time?"

She snatched the thesaurus from my hand and threw it at my face.

As they stormed off, I knew I'd have to come up with a better reason
to explain how I got this shiner on my left eye.



THE END


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