Message-ID: <51248asstr$1117084202@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <news@lacy.pathlink.com> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-Original-Path: extra.newsguy.com!newsp.newsguy.com!enews3 From: Vivian Darkbloom <vdkblm-OBLITERATE-SPAM!-@yahoo.com> X-Original-Message-ID: <d7341r025k2@enews3.newsguy.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit User-Agent: KNode/0.7.1 X-Greylisting: NO DELAY (Relay+Sender autoqualified); processed by UCSD_GL-v1.2 on mailbox4.ucsd.edu; Wed, 25 May 2005 17:08:49 -0700 (PDT) X-Spamscanner: mailbox4.ucsd.edu (v1.6 Apr 6 2005 07:48:50, 2.2/5.0 3.0.0) X-MailScanner: PASSED (v1.2.8 82397 j4Q08mab097674 mailbox4.ucsd.edu) X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 25 May 2005 17:07:42 -0700 Subject: {ASSM} PED XING (nosex humor) Lines: 54 Date: Thu, 26 May 2005 01:10:02 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2005/51248> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: newsman, hoisingr PED XING by Vivian Darkbloom "PED XING" read the sign. Our automobile ground to a halt before the massive strips of paint stretching across the roadway, two horizontal bars delineating right-of-way. Tiffany sat next to me in the passenger seat as we watched from the right, an older man with an 11-year old girl cross in front of us, followed by an even older man and a 8-year old girl, then from the left an absurdly ridiculously old man accompanied by an assortment of girls ranging in ages from 4 to fourteen. As we drove on, the crossers having crossed, Tiffany's expression of puzzlement fermented, bubbled, and boiled over. "What is it child? Speak," I said, "and let your wise Auntie Viv answer the question that so vexingly troubles your brilliant and curious young mind." "The sign said PED XING?" she queried. "Yes," I replied. "And I saw the PEDophiles," she continued. "Yes," I replied. "But they didn't seem to be doing anything rated X. X-ing would obviously be short for `SEX-ing' or some other form of X-rated activity, but all they did was walk around a bit. Very disappointing. If they're going to tease you on with a road sign that clearly indicates you're going to see a bit of action, they should at least make sure someone is ready to put out first." "Silly girl," I chuckled. "They're waiting for X-mas." ------------------------------------------------------- For more stories, visit our site on asstr-mirror.org http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VivianDarkbloom/www/ -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+