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From: "Franz Kafka" <franzkafka79@hotmail.com>
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Subject: {ASSM} Girl Scout Keepers (humor, nosex)
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Date: Mon,  9 May 2005 15:10:02 -0400
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(c) 2005 by FranzKafka79

Just some bits came in my mind...
Most spelling and grammar errors are intented, some not ;-)



Last night in my most famous club...

As I came in, I remarked a drunken guy, talking to the keeper, eating 
cookies, which were deposited on a plate.

"Why, in Heav-ve-ven's sake you ... you 'ave an ...  the-te-te-sau, ... 
fuck."

"You mean a thesaurus?"

"Yes. Sesaurus. What d-do-you-do have it for over-ver-serr?"

"Oh, that's easy. It is because of Mr. Gamera."

"Who the f-fuck is Mr. Gamma?"

"Mr. Gamera once met Girl Scouts. He could have sex with them, but he didn't 
have..."

"Se sesaurus?"

"Yes, right."

"Annnand you bought se dinosaurus from Mister Ga-Gam-mara?"

"Of course not. He lives thousands of miles from her. But he started the 
Girl Scout thing. It spreaded fast all over the world. You never heard of 
him?"

"No. What's he du-ju-ing? Selling books?"

"No, he's a writer of sex stories. He's posting them to an usenet newsgroup 
and many people all over the world are reading them."

,,Me-ih not. Don't `now Gamma."

,,Never mind. But some weeks ago he wrote about the girl scouts who visited 
him at home. He could have sex with them..."

,,Sex `th `em? U have th-e-eir phone nummmber?"

,,They won't have sex with you, if you won't have a thesaurus. I am prepared. 
I bought one."

,,Girl Scouts sold it to you?" I asked.

"No. Last week three boy scouts were here. They said, that if I would buy a 
thesaurus, maybe some girl scouts would visit and I got laid."

"You believe that?"

"Sure. Why I wouldn't. Nevertheless, since then, I have the thesaurus 
prepared, in case they would come in."

"So you would give them the thesaurus for getting laid?"

"Sure," the keeper said.

"Would you like to get laid by girl scouts?" I asked now the drunken man.

"I would laid now ... in my bed," he answered.

Back to the keeper I asked, "would you give me thesaurus, please?"

He was shocked. "Mister, I'm not gay. Why do you need the thesaurus?"

"Well, dear friend, I need to look, if barkeeper is another word for 
jackass," I gave back.

"Hey, mister! I won't let you fuck my ass," the keeper said.

"Ye-ess, I pay casssh!" said the drunken.

Oh my goodness! Can turtles fly? Help me out of this silly club.

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