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Subject: {ASSM} Song Parody: Tantric Woman
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Date: Sat,  2 Apr 2005 03:10:02 -0500
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Filk: Tantric Woman
TTTO: Redneck Woman (Gretchen Wilson)
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Well I had never been the sleep-around type.
No, I'd kneel at night and pray to God he'd send to me Mr. Right.
Not a loser, or a kinky freak. Just a man with which to mate.
I thought sex was only for my kind to procreate.
But now I know I'm Goddess.  Listen to my tip:
Kneel down butt-naked right in front of God and open up your lips!

Yes, I'm a Tantric Woman, no more a tight-assed broad.
With my yoni-fire a'flaming I say "Praise God" and "Yee-Haw!"
And I keep my sisters going with my probing tantric tongue,
And every single day I suck an offering that's young.
So listen all my sisters, set your souls and your cunts free
Give a yell and cum like hell, be a Tantric Girl like me,
Hell Yeah!

I'll tell you a secret. well it feels real nice
To be cum within by thirteen men in just one single night.
And it is sexy, very sexy, to have a Goddess on her knees
Licking up that Holy Seed as it comes back out of me.
Now some might think it's trashy, but I know it's just fine
When my Goddess friend and I switch ends and we do sixty-nine!

Yes, I'm a Tantric Woman, I ain't no tight-assed broad.
With my yoni-fire a'flaming I say "Praise God" and "Yee-Haw!"
And I keep my sisters going with my probing tantric tongue,
And every single day I tie a Kama Sutra on.
So listen all my sisters, set your souls and your cunts free
Give a yell and cum like hell, be a Tantric Girl like me,
Hell Yeah!

Yes, I'm a Tantric Woman, I ain't no tight-assed broad.
With my yoni-fire a'flaming I say "Praise God" and "Yee-Haw!"
And I keep my sisters going with my probing tantric tongue,
And every single day I like to bathe myself in cum.
So listen all my sisters, set your souls and your cunts free
Give a yell and cum like hell, be a Tantric Girl like me,
Hell Yeah!
Hell Yeah!
I said HELL YEAH!
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                   Tantric Woman
                Qe'van - April, 2005

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