Message-ID: <50844asstr$1112213403@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <root@pita.alt.net> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-Original-Path: usenet From: Frank McCoy <mccoyf@millcomm.com> X-Original-Message-ID: <pfel415uo5ovrrnu81eueor8g71g5k74ba@4ax.com> References: <50807asstr$1111824602@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Greylisting: NO DELAY (Relay+Sender autoqualified); processed by UCSD_GL-v1.2 on mailbox7.ucsd.edu; Wed, 30 March 2005 07:03:51 -0800 (PST) X-Spamscanner: mailbox7.ucsd.edu (v1.5 Dec 3 2004 17:34:44, -0.0/5.0 3.0.0) X-MailScanner: PASSED (v1.2.8 45169 j2UF2LsQ052494 mailbox7.ucsd.edu) X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 09:02:53 -0600 Subject: {ASSM} Re: Girl Scout Nookies? {Paethos} Lines: 81 Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 15:10:03 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2005/50844> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: hoisingr, dennyw Not quite sure if this is exacty a *reply* that should go to assd, or should be considered a new post to alt.sex.stories.moderated. In alt.sex.stories.moderated paethos@fastmail.cn wrote: > >Disclaimer! >Okay, someone seems to have thrown down the gauntlet, so I'm joining the >fray!:) I hope no one minds, but I guess it's too late now!:) > > > >Girl Scout Nookies? > >My longing lingers to this day, >A hidden urge I must hide, From my family, my friends, my faithful dog, >For were they to know, it is me they would chide. > >I peer out the curtains nearly every day, >Hiding my face so my neighbours don't know, >Taking advantage of only myself, watching with discontent, >Half wishing the summer to end, to drive off this longing with the cold >winter's snow. > >I can hear the bells ringing, >The knocking on every door, >But my domain is down the street, >And by the time they've gone through Frank, Ball, Russell and Kenny >there simply are no more. > >So I sit and suffer through all this numbing pain, >My stomach growling loudly for the sweet taste of but one of their >cookies, >Knowing that I'll prolly have to wait until next year, >To get myself some Girl Scout Nookies. > With the heat of the meat In the sex of the girl You can beat on the teat And give her a whirl. But cumming ain't all, when having a ball And filling a Girl Scout's twat. For it's the making of love that's far up above And the ejaculation of sperm that it's not. A squealing young girl might give you a whirl And make you think sex with her Heaven. But filling the tummy of a sexy and yummy Girl Scout will make that same tummy leaven. So don't get carried away in the heat of the day. And be careful your sperm where you squirt. For a Girl Scout so yummy with big swollen tummy Could make even a pervert's prick hurt. So when the troop comes around and Girl Scouts are found On your doorstep trying to sell cookies Don't get carried away in the heat of the day And instead buy their Girl Scout Nookies. For the pleasure and pain just ain't worth the gain Of sexy young Scout on your dick. You're better off now, making love to a cow. Than when inside her your sperm it does stick. So keep your proud gland in the palm of your hand And never let it get sticky With the interior swirl of a Scouting type girl Sitting on the tip of your dicky. Far better be jealous of those who would tell us That screwing a Girl Scout's yummy Than being a lad with a new in-law dad Because of the kid in her tummy. -- _____ / ' / ,,¢ ,-/-, __ __. ____ /_ (_/ / (_(_/|_/ / <_/ <_ -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+