Message-ID: <49923asstr$1102889402@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <poster@giganews.com> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-TN-Interface: 209.99.127.20 X-Original-Path: nntp.rcn.net!news.rcn.net.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 12:34:24 -0600 From: hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com (Hungry) X-Original-Message-ID: <95BD8C854Hungry@209.122.220.56> User-Agent: Xnews/2.09.30 X-DMCA-Complaints-To: abuse@rcn.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.20 X-Spamscanner: mailbox4.ucsd.edu (v1.5 Dec 3 2004 17:34:44, 0.1/5.0 3.0.0) X-MailScanner: PASSED (v1.2.8 11288 iBCIYR36018304 mailbox4.ucsd.edu) X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 12:34:24 -0600 Subject: {ASSM} {ASS} ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF BEING A TOILET SLAVE--A GUIDE FOR MEN {Hungry Guy} (F/M Fdom nosex faq ws scat anal) Lines: 225 x-asstr-message-id-hack: 49923 Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:10:02 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2004/49923> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: newsman, dennyw {ASS} ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF BEING A TOILET SLAVE--A GUIDE FOR MEN {Hungry Guy} (FM F/M Fdom Msub nosex faq ws scat anal) By Hungry Guy ------------------------------- ADVANTAGES ------------------------------- - NO RESPONSIBILITY Your have no responsibilities except to swallow whatever waste your mistress excretes into your mouth out of her clit or anus. - PUSSY GALORE You get to lick at least one pussy several times a day. Your mistress' girlfriends will likely want to use you too. - INCOME This is the one form of sexual commerce that a man can charge a woman for, if you are so inclined. - YOUR FETISH It's your fetish. You need to satisfy it. ---------------------------------- DISADVANTAGES ---------------------------------- - HEALTH Face it! Consuming another person's excrement is extremely dangerous! Urine is a blend of salt water and very weak ammonia with a few other things mixed in--ammonia is a poison, you will be making your kidneys work double-duty by "peeing for two." Feces is a mix of undigested food, dead cells (mostly blood cells), fiber, and concentrated intestinal bacteria--you will likely suffer occasional stomach infections, and you will be making your liver work extra hard by consuming another person's excrement. - ORIENTATION You may be 100% straight, but you can't expect your mistress to be celibate. If your mistress brings a boyfriend or lover home, be prepared to clean the mess between her legs a few times. In other words, if your mistress has a boyfriend, he is also YOUR boyfriend! - RISK You have no say over what, or who, your mistress does for fun. Who she sleeps with is HER choice, not yours. What risks she takes are HER choice, not yours. By consuming her waste and her lover's spunk when its time to clean her, you are guaranteed to catch anything that your mistress catches. Indirectly, you are having unsafe sex with every man your mistress sleeps with, even if you never touch or see him. - RELATIONSHIP Your mistress is NOT your girlfriend. She will very likely have a boyfriend or lover. You will have no sexual activity with her except to consume her waste. - FRUSTRATION Like the song says, you won't get no satisfaction. It is likely that you will be strapped down and unable to satisfy yourself. Your only pleasure will be in giving your mistress an orgasm with your mouth--and only if she requests it from you--which may be never if she has a boyfriend or lover. - BOREDOM A person doesn't use the bathroom all that often. Except for brief thrilling moments a few times a day, you will be lying on your back, all alone, in silence, shackled into a toilet chair, in darkness, for hours at a time. - PAIN Pain? What pain? Right now, hold your breath as long as you can, until you can't stand it any longer, then keep holding your breath. Count the number of seconds you were able to hold your breath. Then, the next time you take a dump, count the seconds that pass from the moment you sit to the moment you stand--that is about how long you will have to hold your breath under your mistress' ass. Now do the math, Sherlock! And remember this: when you're under your mistress' ass and you can't stand to hold your breath any longer, you won't have the luxury of giving up and taking that breath. You're holding your breath for the duration, dude! Furthermore, your mistress will deposit log after log of shit into your mouth from her anus all the while you are holding your breath. Finally, take a look at the amount of shit you usually drop into the toilet and imagine shoving that much matter into your mouth in a few quick bursts while swallowing quickly. That's what you will be swallowing while holding your breath while your lungs scream in pain for air. - ASPHYXIATION If your mistress loses count of the seconds while taking a shit, you could pass out and die. Granted, this doesn't happen very often, but accidental deaths during rough sex DO happen. When they do, it's usually the result of someone sitting on someone else's face and forgetting to keep track of the time. - DIAHRHEA Diarrhea happens! If your mistress gets diarrhea, do you think the toilet slave will be spared toilet duty? If so, think again! Your job is to consume whatever comes out of your mistress' anus, no matter what. - HER PERIOD Women have periods a few days every month. During these days, it will be your additional chore to lick her clean frequently throughout the day. - VOMIT Human waste is a poison. Vomiting is your body's natural response to eliminate a poison. It will take a few times to overcome your body's natural instinct to vomit your mistress' shit up. - OTHER GUNK Most likely, your mistress will sometimes pick out the gunk from her navel, ass crack, nose, behind her ears, etc. Guess what? It's your job to lick this gunk off her finger or other implement. Fingernail and toenail clippings too! - TRAPPED After being a continuous toilet slave for a couple of years, you will not be able to go back to a normal life. You will have no recent employment or credit history. Your government identification and other credentials will have expired. Your bank accounts will have been considered abandoned and closed. You will have a very difficult time, to say the least, in building a new life. - QUADRAPLEGIA Its a medical fact that muscles begin to atrophy from the moment they cease being used. That's why astronauts are often taken out of the shuttle in stretchers after long space missions. After just a few weeks as a toilet slave, it will be a struggle for you to learn to walk again. After a year of being a toilet slave, you will have effectively become a quadriplegic. 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