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Subject: {ASSM} {REVIEW} The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2004, August
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Author: Moderated by Gary Jordan
Title: The Silver  Clitorides Awards, 2004, August
Part: 8 of 2004
Universe: The Silver  Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct  to the
Golden Clitorides Awards.  Their object is to promote good  stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links,  Awards
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The August 2004 Silver  Clitorides Awards Presentation  

August. Such a tawdry month. Always warm, moist, ready to blow you
away,  anywhere, anytime. Sticky. You can't trust August. Full of
depression.  Tropical depression, mostly - and moistly. You gotta
grab what you can when  you can, because there's no telling if you'll
have the power for it later.  August is a bitch.
 
August is the eighth month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar,
with  31 days. Named in honor of Augustus Caesar. The month has 31
days because  Augustus wanted as many days as Julius Caesar's July.
Augustus placed the  month where it is because that's when Cleopatra
died. Before Augustus renamed  August, it was called Sextilis in
Latin, since it was the sixth month in the  Roman calendar which
started in March. See? Even Auggie knew it was a tawdry  month. What
could you expect from a month named sextilis?
 
It's hard to find a redeeming trait for August. July... July  has
Independence Day for US'ns and Canadians. September has a day  to
celebrate the dignity of the working man. Just try to get an extra
day  off on an August weekend, and listen to your employer guffaw.
It's gonna cost  you some of your hard earned vacation time.
 
Who loves August? Your electric companies even have mixed feelings.
Oh,  sure, the accounts receivable departments, sitting in their air-
conditioned  offices, is chortling gleefully as their customers'
electric meters are  whirring like the extra fans you have to stick
in your window or blowing  across the bed just to avoid heat
prostration, never mind braving the heat  and sweat to actually make
love, and the kids are still on their vacations  and wide awake in
the next room because they can't sleep in the gawdorville  heat and
humidity, either. Yeah, August is great for accountants and  nerdy
office types. Try being a lineman for the county, or even the  meter-
reader who has to go out in that heat!
 
Who else loves August? Well, readers for one, at a guess. They
managed  to find something to take their minds off the swelter
outside and kindle a  fire in their pants instead. Two somethings,
based on the voting this month.  Yeah, we got us another tie.
 
So, without further complaint about the weather, let's get to the
one...  two good things about August:
 
"The winners of Silver Clitorides Awards for best stories of the
month  of August, 2004 are Kevin and Keli - The LHS Ski Trip by
SunShowerGurl and  Never Any Excuse by Uncle Sky. Congratulations,
Megan. Congratulations, Uncle  Sky. And let me congratulate all the
authors and finalists."
_http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/sunshowergurl/www/stories/kk_skitrip_v1.pdf_ 
(http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/sunshowergurl/www/stories/kk_skitrip_v1.pdf) 
_http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/uncle_sky/Never_Any_Excuse/_ 
(http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/uncle_sky/Never_Any_Excuse/) 

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Story, Author,  Status
---------------------------------------------
Foreshadow, Number 6,  finalist
Kevin and Keli - The LHS Ski Trip, SunShowerGurl, winner
The  Lottery, Dark Vision, incomplete
Never Any Excuse, Uncle Sky, winner
Next  Sunday, parthenogenesis, finalist
Once More With Feelings, Night Hawk,  incomplete
En Plein Coeur de la Nuit, Richard Packer, finalist
Riptides,  Souvie, finalist
Spitfire and Messerschmitt,Gina Marie Wylie,  incomplete


For links to these stories, go to 
_http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Clitorides/www/SCA_Archive_D.htm#0408_ (http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Clitorides/www/SCA_Archive_D.htm#0408) 
 
 
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