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Subject: {ASSM} {REVIEW} The Silver Clitorides Awards,  2004, July
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Date: Wed, 11 Aug 2004 01:10:06 -0400
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Author: Moderated by Gary Jordan
Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards,  2004, July
Part: 7 of 2004
Universe: The Silver Clitorides  Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to  the
Golden Clitorides Awards.  Their object is to promote good  stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links,  Awards
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The July 2004 Silver  Clitorides Awards Presentation
 
It's Tuesday afternoon in La Taverna. Not as crowded as a weekend evening,  
but all the regulars are here. Having finished tallying the votes, Gary is  
enjoying the "free lunch;" apple-cranberry baked pork chops and nude potatoes  
(nothing on 'em but their skins.) Just a few minutes until the trophy of Argent  
Tina is engraved and the Certificate Suitable for Framing is inked.
 
Outside, the wind is howling and rain is beating on the windows and doors,  
at least on the side of the building that opens into the U. S. of A. (Not all 
of  them do, you know - it's kind of a magical place that way. Some doors open 
into  England, or Australia, or South Africa, or New Zealand, or somewhere 
else... why  do you think all these 'Mericuns get their Joggraphy so screwed up?)
 
Gary's Muse appears on the platform by the baby grand and waves. She has  the 
statuette and the award certificate. She waves.
 
Gary waves back, and is about to make his way there, when he is distracted  
by a change in the sound of the rain beating on the door. Almost as if someone  
was pounding for admittance... He goes to the door and opens it.
 
There, as though rising from the depths of a storm-tossed sea, is a vision  
of loveliness. A nude vision of loveliness, with long windblown red hair and  
sea-green eyes, sea-foam clinging everywhere but where John Ashcroft would  
prefer it, standing in what might almost appear to be a giant oyster. She  
speaks...
 
But the words are drowned out by the wind. Gary leans close. She cups her  
hands against his ear. Gary holds up a finger and turns to La Taverna's  patrons.
 
"Anybody here order the clams?" No reply. He turns back to the vision,  
shaking his head. She holds up a brown paper sack (miraculously warm and dry) so  
that he can read the address. Smiling, he points to the left and yells, "two  
doors down!" She smiles her thanks and Gary closes the door against the  
tempest.
 
That distraction disposed of, Gary rushes to the stage, where Muse is  
waiting patiently.
 
"If I may have everyone's attention," he announces, "I'd like to go ahead  
with the presentation of this month's awards.
 
"The winner of Silver Clitorides Award for best story of the month of July,  
2004 is Tight by Alexis Siefert. So, I'd like to congratulate Alexis and all 
the  authors and finalists."
_http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/Alexis___4.htm_ 
(http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/Alexis___4.htm) 
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Story Author Month Status
---------------------------------------------
Angel Arty July,  2004 Finalist
Chicago Hotel Adventure Lothario the Great July,  2004 Finalist
Deep Sea Fishing Dryad July,  2004 Finalist
Dragonseekers Ice Phoenix July,  2004 Finalist
Dress Code JSZ July, 2004 nominee
The  Favor MWTB July, 2004 incomplete
Need-Leash Mike  Kimera July, 2004 nominee
Painting Over Number 6 July,  2004 Finalist
Six Times A Day Spacer X July,  2004 incomplete
Spitfire and Messerschmitt Gina Marie  Wylie July, 2004 incomplete
Tight Alexis Siefert July,  2004 Winner
Triangle World Sydney Lauren Beier July,  2004 nominee
 
For links to these stories, go to 
_http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Clitorides/www/SCA_Archive_D.htm#0407_ (http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Clitorides/www/SCA_Archive_D.htm#0407) 
 
 
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