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From: anon584c@nyx.net (Uther Pendragon)
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Subject: {ASSM} new "Lines" {Uther} (MF wl humor) [1/1] <*>
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Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 07:10:02 -0400
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If you are under the age of 18, or otherwise forbidden by law to 
read electronically transmitted erotic material, please go do 
something else.

This material is Copyright, 2004, Uther Pendragon.  All rights 
reserved.  I specifically grant the right for all reproduction 
necessary for normal Usenet propagation.  I specifically grant 
the right of downloading and keeping ONE electronic copy for your 
personal reading so long as this notice is included.  Reposting 
requires previous permission.

Most of my other stories can be found at:
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Uther_Pendragon/www/index.html

If you have any comments or requests, please E-mail them to me at 
anon584c@nyx.net.  

All persons here depicted, except public figures depicted as 
public figures in the background, are figments of my imagination 
and any resemblance to persons living or dead is strictly 
coincidental.

                              ~~~~~
                              Lines
                         Uther Pendragon
                        anon584c@nyx.net


"If I told you that you had the most beautiful body that I had 
ever seen, would you hold it against me?"

"Sean, that is the worst line that I have ever heard."

"Seems to have worked, though."

"You're just lucky that you married me before you tried it."

"This ring does come with a guarantee, doesn't it?  'To have and 
to hold, from this day forth....'  That means that I don't ever 
have to let you go."

"I don't think that that was what those words meant.  Hey! Let me 
down."

"It was a pickup line after all."

"Let me down!"

"What'll you give me?"

"A kiss?"

"How about two?"

"Deal....  That's one."  

"Hey, you don't have to."

"But I want to.  Damn.  Belts are harder than they look.  See?  
You want me to, too....  And that's two.  Now you can't catch me."

"Come back in here, or I'm coming after you."

                              . . .

"Sean!"

"Nobody saw me.  And I did catch you"  

"That's because I came back up the stairs.  And anybody could 
have seen you half naked.  I'd have died of shame."

"But I wouldn't have.  So it was silly to run out of the 
apartment for your game of tag."

"Sean, you could catch me *inside* the apartment without moving 
your feet."

"Almost true.  So you should never try to leave my arms.  Never 
in your whole life."

"I have news that will change your mind."

"Never!"

"I need to put it in."

"Well, go do that.  I'll pull down the bed."

                              . . .

"You know, Sean, we could do this after dinner."

"Wonderful idea.  But let's cross that bridge when we come to it.  
Anyway, you're supposed to wait one hour after eating."

"That's swimming."

"Not yet, but let me work on it."

                              . . .

"Sean?"

"Mmmf?"

"Now.  Now!"

"Yes, my darling.  Oh, my darling.  You feel so nice around me, 
so seet, so warm."

"You too.  Now move."

"I"

"Mmm."

"Love."

"Oh, darling.  Oh Sean."

"Vickie."

"Ahhh!"

"Oh.  Oh!  God!"

                              . . .

"Can you?"

"Sure.  Better?"

"This is best....  So, do you come in here often?"

"In there?  Every chance I get."


The end
Uther Pendragon
anon584c@nyx.net
2004/07

Thanks to Neneh for editing this

For another all-dialogue story,
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Uther_Pendragon/www/dial/kknack.htm
"Knack"

For another, longer, story of newlyweds:
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Uther_Pendragon/www/brennan/forest.htm 
"Forest"

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