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Subject: {ASSM} Moby Puss [flash fiction] (parody)
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MOBY PUSS
by Melvin Herman, a.k.a. Carlos Malenkov
word count: 99
Copyright 2002 by Carlos Malenkov
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A great white earth momma, a whale of a woman she was. I am Isherwood
Jones; call me Ishy.
Her suitors expired. The sirens wailed; white-painted waggons bore
them away.
Knocked at her door, I, the young sailor. Rapaciously she received me,
and was harpooned. 'Twas a maddened Nantucket Sleigh Ride, bucking and
humping acrost the oceanic bedstead.
She squeezed, and squeezed, and crashing waves assailed my flailing
nether spar. I drowned, then fled.
Pursued by an unrequited lover, I escap'd in my carriage bearing PEQUOD
vanity plates.
I alone am left to tell how I saved my tail.
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