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WHAT YOU WISH FOR
by Carlos Malenkov <cmalenkov@linuxwaves.com>
word count: 95
Copyright (c) 2002 by C. Malenkov
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Of what use is Aladdin's Lamp to a shy mathematician?
"For my first wish, O Genie, make me utterly irresistible to women."
They pursue him relentlessly, leaving him no privacy or work time.
Spell-crazed women are lousy lovers. Never again will he buy a lamp at
a yard sale.
Summon the damned genie.
"Cancel the first wish." (He would win a Nobel Prize proving Goldbach's
Conjecture, but suffer unbearable loneliness.)
Now he utters the fateful final wish, knowing there would henceforth be
a bit less magic in the world.
"O Genie, eat shit and die."
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