Message-ID: <47716asstr$1083802201@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <cmalenkov@linuxwaves.com> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com From: Carlos Malenkov <cmalenkov@linuxwaves.com> X-X-Sender: thegrendel@localhost.localdomain Reply-To: cmalenkov@linuxwaves.com X-Original-Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.4.44.0405050903060.1229-100000@localhost.localdomain> MIME-Version: 1.0 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 5 May 2004 13:09:12 -0700 (MST) Subject: {ASSM} What You Wish For [Flash Fiction] Lines: 25 Date: Wed, 5 May 2004 20:10:01 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2004/47716> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: newsman, hecate WHAT YOU WISH FOR by Carlos Malenkov <cmalenkov@linuxwaves.com> word count: 95 Copyright (c) 2002 by C. Malenkov Posting and archive rights granted to ASSM. All other rights reserved. Of what use is Aladdin's Lamp to a shy mathematician? "For my first wish, O Genie, make me utterly irresistible to women." They pursue him relentlessly, leaving him no privacy or work time. Spell-crazed women are lousy lovers. Never again will he buy a lamp at a yard sale. Summon the damned genie. "Cancel the first wish." (He would win a Nobel Prize proving Goldbach's Conjecture, but suffer unbearable loneliness.) Now he utters the fateful final wish, knowing there would henceforth be a bit less magic in the world. "O Genie, eat shit and die." -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+