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Star Wars:  A New Fuck - The Semi-Musical!  (MF, droid, etc...)

Synopsis - You know the story or so you thought you did.


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The advanced RU Horny droid moved its probe in and out its owner's
pussy.  The droid chirped in simulated satisfaction as its highly
advanced sensors constantly monitored the arousal state of the
person using it.  A close listening of the chirps would reveal the
advertisment theme song being played:

	If you need a good time
	and friends aren't there
	Use the best machine
	to send your body in the air

	If no one is around for orgasm
	Don't be so forlorn, eh
	Make your body shake and spasm
	Get yourself the gift of coming
	Get yourself an RU Horny


Layme Orgasmic moaned.  She lay reclined in a chair in her quarters
on the starship.  She wore only a white robe.  The robe was open
and displayed her moderate sized tits.  Her pussy lips were dark
from arousal.  She felt the RU droid's probe move inside her pussy.
She felt herself getting closer and closer to orgasm.  She heard the
RU chirp faster as she came nearer and nearer to coming.

Bells went off in her head.  Unfortunately, it wasn't her orgasm.

"Red Alert!  Red Alert!" the ship-wide intercom blared.  "We are
being boarded!  Repeat.  We are being boarded!"

She was too close to coming.  She couldn't stop now.  "Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!" she moaned.  "Oh, fuck!"

The RU's chirped wildly as its probe pistoned in Layme's pussy.

"Ahhhh!   Unhhhh!"  Layme moaned as she orgasmed.  "Yesssss!"  She
felt the RU deposit its synth-semen into her pussy.

She gasped for breath a few seconds, but knew she had no time.  She
took a key out of a drawer and inserted the key into a hole in 
another drawer.  She put her thumb on a biometric pad.  The pad 
turned blue and she turned the key.  The drawer opened and she pulled
out a data crystal.  She looked at RU and had an immediate idea on
what she should do.  She pushed the data crystal into one of RU's
input ports.

Layme Orgasmic's droid was an advanced sexual pleasure model.  This
RU could service four people at one time.  On each of the four sides
of its round cylindrical body were input ports capable of receiving
cocks.  Also there were output ports capable of inserting a probe
into pussies.  Four men could use the inputs at the same time or four 
women could be use the outputs at the same time or a mixture like
two women using outputs and two men using inputs.  Since it was
Layme's personal droid, she chose not to share it.

"Go," quietly said Layme to the droid.

The droid immediately left her room.  Layme turned and picked up her
blaster gun and then headed into battle.



"RU!" said C-Thru P-Nis upon seeing the droid zip by.  The gold droid
with the clear penis hurried to catch up with his friend.  "RU?  RU?
Where are you going?"

RU did not reply.  C-Thru had to hurry to catch up with RU.  C-Thru
did not like to hurry.

RU stopped in front of a door to one of the escape pods.  A probe 
came out and pushed buttons on a panel.  The door opened.  Just as RU
was about to step into the pod, C-Thru stepped in the way and blocked
the path

"Just where do you think you are going at a time like this?" C-Thru
demanded to know.

RU chirped.

"Official business.  What official business?"

RU chirped.

"What are you talking about?  We are under attack.  You can't go
without your owner.  Even thought we are about to die."

RU rolled into C-Thru's legs.  C-Thru fell back into the pod.  RU
entered the pod and closed the door to the pod.  He pushed a couple
of buttons and the pod blasted away from the ship.

C-Thru recovered right before the pod blasted off and he was thrown
back down again.  C-Thru saw the large enemy M-Pire starship in the
pod's window.

C-Thru sang:	"I see stars.  I see stars.
		They're out there in the depths of space
		There running around inside my metal face
		I see stars!"



Layme chose not to close her robe.  When she ran into the enemy
SpermTroopers in the corridors of the ship, the brief moments when
they looked at her exposed tits and her shaved pussy gave her time
to shoot them and escape to fight some more.  Unfortunately, the
enemy was too numerous and eventually she was trapped and forced to
surrender with five other shipmates.  Only then did she tie closed
her robe.

Layme became attentive when the Trooper suddenly stood up straight.
A man dressed in  black approached.

"We got these six," said a Trooper to the man.

"What of the data?" the man said.

"Still looking,sir."

The man looked at the prisoners and focused on one of them.  "Layme
Orgasmic," he said.

"Dark Vulva!" she practically spat out.  "It figures that you are
behind this.  Wait until..."

Dark interrupted "Where are the plans and where is the rebel base?"

"I don't know what you are talking about?" Layme, the rebel, said
rebelliously.

Dark:		"Tell me, tell me.  Where is your rebel base."

Layme:  	"What base?  What plans?  You are a head case!"

Dark:		"Have you searched her body?"

Troopers:	"Yes, sir.  Yes, sir."

Layme:		"You sure do have strange hobbies!"

Dark:		"Have you searched her quarters?

Trooper:	"Yes, sir.  Yes sir.  She has nothing but her robe."

Dark:		"Keep looking and hold her to my ship."

Layme:		"Alas, they take me away to have and to hold."



RU and C-Thru landed on the desert planet below.  Te two trudged 
through the sand.

"What do you mean you need to find O. Big Wong?" asked C-Thru.  He
didn't like the direction RU walked, but he feared being alone even
more.  RU was determined to go its way.

C-Thru hated the sand but at least RU was heading toward rocky hills.
He slogged forward.  Before too long, the droids were met by several
small beings.  They jumped around and pranced around before the droids
and looked threatening.  They look like Pee Wee Herman except for they
wore dark robes and didn't have a public exposure conviction.

"Hello," said C-Thru. "I'm..."

Both droids were neutralized by discharges from a weapons.


Young Luck Starlayer was with his uncle Ohmy.  They walked up and
down the rows of droids for sell.

"I'll take that one," said Ohmy to one of the small robed, slightly
Hermanish beings.  "That will work good on the farm."

Luck yelled out, "Uncle Ohmy, look at this one!"

Ohmy walked over to Luck while the beings released the selected 
droid.

"What in Jenna Jameson is this droid doing out here?" said Ohmy.

"Is it what I think it is?" asked Luck.

Both turned to the sound of an explosion.

"What's this?" said Ohmy.  "Selling me defective merchandise!"  The
droid he selected had blown a part.

"This droid could work the farm, too," said Luck.

"Well, I'll be," said Ohmy. "An RU Horny droid.  And a new advanced
model too.  If I bring this droid home, your Aunt Bung is sure to
let me fuck her in the ass."

Luck knew how his Uncle Ohmy liked to fuck Aunt Bung in the ass, but
she didn't let him do it very often.

A gold droid spoke, "RU is the finest sexual pleasure droid around.
We will serve you well."

OhMy approached the droid and looked at its see-thru penis.  "I don't
need a penis.  I already got a nice one.  This droid can do what you
do and more."

Luck walked over to the robed beings to pay.

"I can interpret for RU and I can work around the home," insisted
C-Thru.

"Sorry," said OhMy.

"Uncle OhMy!" yelled over Luck "They say we can't have the RU unless
we take that gold droid also.  I guess he annoys them to death."

"What!" said OhMy.

C-Thru sang happily riding in the back of the air car:

	It's a time like this
	Having an odd quirk
 	Where everyone thinks
	That I am a jerk
	I will be chosen
	Oh, it just might work


		
Layme was brought naked to the command center.  She was pushed down
to her knees before a sitting Dark Vulva.

"Are you prepared now to tell me where you put the plans?" said Dark
with ominous darkness in his voice.

"How do you prepare for something like that?" said Layme.  "Where do
you go?  Who do you talk to?  Does it come with rice on the side?"

"The plans," said Dark with annoyance.

"Okay, okay," said Layme.  "Now, I know you like this dark theme with
your outfit, but I thought maybe we could get put some red for sleeves
and maybe a light green for pants..."

"Enough," said Dark angrily.

"Alright, I'll make it short.  Your best look would be done by several
blasters to the face."

"You will tell me or you will suck my dick."  Dark opened up his
clothing.

Layme looked at the dick.  It had an odd purple glow to it, but it
was small.  She'd sucked and even deep throated much bigger cocks than
Dark's in her life.  She knew she could take it.

"I can't tell you what I don't know," she said.

Layme felt an invisible power push her head down to his lap.  She
felt a panic since there was no one touching her.  She felt even more
fear when his purple dick began to grow quickly.  His cock forced its
way into her mouth.  Her mouth was forced up and down upon his cock.

"Ahh, that's good," said Dark.

She was willing to do the sucking but apparently Dark controlled her
movements and wanted it that way.

Layme's mouth became tired.  For 30 minutes, her mouth bobbed on his
dick.  She was alarmed when her mouth was held down upon his dick and
she felt it grow more.  It snaked its way into her throat.  She gasped
with difficulty breathing.  She felt a flood gate open up inside her
as his sperm poured down her.  His cock retreated to allow her a couple
of breaths and then returned.  His cock did this for ten minutes 
shooting its thick goo into her.

Finally, he pulled all the way out and she felt his power release her.
She collapsed back sitting on top of her folded legs.  She felt sick.
She looked down an her belly.  It was extended out with all the sperm
in her.

Dark looked at her little pooch belly and sang.


Dark:	I filled her belly
	with my sweet come
	If I do not get the plans
	Again her mouth, I will plumb

Layme:	Yes, he filled my belly
	with his sick come
	I thought I could do it.
	Now, I sure feel dumb.

Dark:	Give me the plans
	Oh, do not think
	That you can forever
	Take such a big drink.

Layme:  He filled and filled my belly
	And he made it swell-y
	Inside, it swirls like jelly

Dark:	Take her away!  Put her in a cell-y!


Two SpermTroopers dragged Layme away.



OhMy told Luck to clean up the RU Horny droid.  And that is what Luck
worked on.  In the distance, he could hear the sounds of Ohmy fucking
Bung in the ass.  Ohmy groaning and Bung crying out, "Oh, my!  Oh, my!
Oh, my, Ohmy!"  Uncle Ohmy was right.  Aunt Bung liked that he brought
home the RU Horny droid.

"There's seems to be something stuck in this input port," said Luck
as he struggled to extract it.

A electrical shock knocked him back and then an image appeared of a
young woman wearing a white robe.  The robe was open and showed nice
shaped mid-sized tits and a shaved pussy.  With the visual distraction,
he did not hear what she said until the third repeat.

The woman said, "O Big Wong, you served my mother when my father was
away.  She speaks highly of you as does my father.  We need your 
help."

There seemed to be more to the message, but it kept cutting out.
The message stopped repeating.

"Hey, turn it back on,"

RU beeped and chirped.

"RU says he can't," say C-Thru.  "The message is only for his master
O. Big Wong and he must return to him.  Personally, I don't know what
he is talking about.  Perhaps the sand has damaged his circuits.

"Well, you belong to us, little droid," said Luck.  "Now excuse me
while I go masturbate to the vision of this babe in my head."

"RU is for your service, sir," said C-Thru.

"I know," Luck sighed, "But Ohmy promised Bung she would get to use
it first.  Take a rest.  I think I may need to do this several times"
He walked off.

And so did RU.

"Where are you going?" said C-Thru.  "To find this O. Big Wong?  No.
I am not going with you.  No.  I am not.  Goodbye."


Luck did not return until morning.  "Where's RU?"

"He left to find O. Big Wong."

"What!" Luck said with panic.  "If I don't get that droid back, Bung
will never forgive Ohmy and the only ass-fucking my uncle will ever
get is going to be mine."

And so naturally it was time to sing.

Luck:  	I must find 
	That runaway droid fast
	I love my ass

	If I don't get that machine
	In my butt, my uncle will cream
	I love my ass

	I don't want the feel 
	Of a big cock splash
	I love my ass

C-Thru:  He loves his ass.

Luck:	I know that all night
	By uncle, I would get thrashed
	I love my ass

	I would not have future
	But only a past
	I love my ass

	And I fear that Bung
	Would withhold her gash
	I love my ass

C-Thru:  He loves his ass.

Luck:	I don't want it in a cast

C-Thru:	 He loves his ass!

Luck:   I love my Assssssss!


And so after a rousing if depressing song, Luck and C-Thru took the
air car to get RU.  The droid's tracks were easy to follow in the
sand until they disappeared into the rocky hills.  Luck parked the car
and the two walked on foot.

They found RU slowly moving up a crag.  Luck forced the droid to turn
around despite its beeps and tweets of protest.

"Let's get out of here before any Sand Humper people find us." said
Luck.

Just as he said that, a Sand Humper appeared suddenly from behind a 
rock.  The large club in his hand started to come down on Luck's head.

Thwwwack!

The Sand Humper fell to the ground.  An old bearded man in a white
robe carry a staff knocked the Sand Humper down.  The old man
quickly turned and hit a second Sand Humper in the stomach as it
charged.

"Follow," said the old man  "Reinforcements will come soon."

They followed him into a cave.  It was a rather nice cave.  It had
all the furnishing of home.

"You live here?!?" asked Luck.

"It's home.  Extraterrestial Space Planetary News doesn't come in
very good, but ESPN stinks since they fired Nina Nova.  She was all
natural, you know."

The old man placed his staff on a table.  "So why are you walking
your droids out here?  It's rather dangerous with all the Sand Humpers
around."

"The little one claims it belongs to a man named O. Big Wong," answered
Luck."

"I don't remember owning such a droid.  Never had a need."

"You are O. Big Wong?"

"I am."

RU abruptly projected the display of the woman again.

The image said, "O Big Wong, you served my mother when my father was
away.  She speaks highly of you as does my father.  We need your 
help.  I am Layme Orgasmic.  In this droid are the plans of a really
evil ship used by Dark Vulva.  This ship is really evil.  He can
destroy planets with it.  That's really evil."

"Ah, Layme.  You look as lovely as your mother," O. Big said mostly
to himself.  "What a beautiful woman, your mother."

He sang softly as he let his robe fall open exposing his small dick.

	When I was in your pussy
	and I came seven times
	Your body quiverd with me
	Together we so chimed

	Just Like the sweet of honey
	Was the touch of your breasts
	Together we exploded like novas
	You were always, always the best.

Luck was amazed as he saw O. Big's dick glow red and grow extremely
long.

"I know this Dark Vulva," said O. Big.  "He is really evil.  Let us
go."  He grabbed his staff.

They stepped out of the cave.  "So how do you do that dick trick?"

"The Fusce.  The sexual energy that binds us all.  I will teach you
to do it."

"Cool!"


When they reached the air car, four Sand Humpers were snooping around
it.  They hid behind a rock hoping they would go away.

"They're going to ruin it," whispered Luck.

RU beeped.

"RU detects two more coming up behind us," said C-Thru.

"Come," said O. Big.  He boldly stood and walked toward the car.
He veered off of the rocky area into the sand area.

The other two Sand Humpers appears and Luck and the droids hurried
after O. Big.

"Hello," said O. Big.  He drove his staff into the sand.  Six sets
of Sand Humper eyes were on them.  O. Big pulled his staff out and
plunged it in again about four meters away.  They started to advance
on them.  O. Big calmly made more holes with his staff.

"O. Big..." said Luck quietly in fear.

"Watch," he said quietly.  O. Big slowly circled around the car 
followed by the others.

The Sand Humpers approached closer.  One lifted its club for attack.  
Another looked down at the holes and spasmed.  It then dropped down
and started thrusting its penis into the hole.  Once it started,
the other five dropped down and used the other holes.

"Why do you think they call them Sand Humpers anyway?" said O. Big.

They fled the area in the air car.


They stopped at Luck's home to say goodbye to his uncle and aunt.
The home was partially destroyed.  There was goo all over.

"Wait!" said O. Big as Luck raced into the house.

Luck found his Aunt and Uncle in their bedroom.  They were covered
in goo.  They died while in anal coitus.  Luck came back out.

"SpermTroopers," said O. Big "They are looking for the droid.  We
must go."

"At least your ass is safe, master," said C-Thru.

	C-Thru:  He loves his ass.

"Not now," said Luck.  It was not the time to sing.


They travelled toward the spaceport.  There were two SpermTroopers
guards as they approached.

"Say nothing," said O. Big.

The SpermTroopers talked to them when they made it to the front of
the line.  "What is this droid?" one asked about RU.

"Did you know your buddy here is screwing your girlfriend," O. Big
answered.

O. Big looked at the other guard.  "Your buddy fantasizes about 
fucking your ass."

"Go on," both guards said at once.  The guards glared at each other.

Luck drove forward and heard two blaster sounds.  He looked back
and saw both guards slump down.

"They shot each other!"

"The Fusce is more than just a big dick though that's the best part,
of course."

They parked and O. Big said, "Hide the droids.  Too many eyes around.
Sell the air car.  We need money.  I'm going in there."

Luck looked at the saloon O. Big pointed at.  "You're going to get
drunk?"

"No.  Find a pilot to take us out of here."

"A drunken pilot?"

"Is there any other kind?"  O. Big left.

Luck:	Come on stupid droids
	Let us find your hiding place.
	Before a blaster 
	Sends you into the void.
	Faster, faster, please race
	I need to sit and drop a toid.

"Your just not a good singer," said C-Thru.

"And you are?  I don't think so.  Now stay, sit, be dead."  Luck
left.

"Oh, people," said C-Thru to RU, "Can't live with them.  Wish I
didn't have to."


O. Big had good luck. He found a co-pilot named Cinderbacca.  Cindy
did require O. Big to have sex with her before she introducted him to
her co-pilot.  They went off into one of the many side rooms designed
for such trysts.

Since Cindy was big and hairy and had no obvious external genitals,
O. Big had to root around with his dick until he found her hole.  He
pushed in and used The Fusce to grow his dick inside her.

Cindy loved the feel.  So many beings were too small to satisfy her.
The sensations felt so good she moaned and sang.

	Rooowrrrr grrrrrmmmm
	Errrroouuw  arrrrmmm
	Ahhhhhrrr rrrrrmmmrm

You had to be there.  Well maybe not.

Cindy enjoyed it so much.  She made O. Big do it again.  He didn't
mind beyond the fur in the face which could make it hard to breathe.

Luck couldn't find O. Big anywhere.  He finally sat down at a stool
at the bar.  He tried to keep a watchful eye.  Next to him sat a 
long purple creature with one big eye and tufts of short coarse 
scraggly hair on top of its head.

"Stop looking at my girlfriend!"

Luck spun around to see who spoke.  It was a small skinny green
creature, half his size.

"Hey, you!" it said.

"Me?" Luck responded.

"Who else?  You leave my girlfriend alone."

"I don't know what you are talking about."

"You keep staring at my girlfriend."  It pointed at the purple
creature.  It poked Luck in the leg.

Startled, Luck slipped and fell back into the purple girlfriend.
Luck knocked her off her stool and he landed on top of her.

"What!  You dare molest my girl in front of me!"  The green creature
grew to double in size.   It had razor sharp fingernails.

"Leave him alone."  Luck looked up to see O. Big with a big hairy
creature with a pink bow on its head.

The green creature whirled with its fingernails flashing.

O. Big's dick grew fast.  It glowed, struck the creature, and sliced
it in half.  Just as quick, the dick shrunk back.

O. Big helped Luck up.  "We have a ship," he said.

Cindy led O. Big and Luck to a table.  A lone man sat there.  He
wore no pants and he slowly masturbated with his right hand.

"Pretty neat trick with the dick," the man said.  He switched hands
on stroking his dick and offered his right hand to shake.  There were
no takers.  "Sit down.  Tell me what's up.  I'm Hand Solo."

"Hand Solo?" said Luck with a chuckle.

"Don't knock it kid until you try it."

Hand:	If you are all alone
	And you need to jizz
	there no better friend
	than one's own bone.

	When there's no pussy in town
	YOu have big itch of your jock
	All the females are not around
	Find you own fun with your cock.

	If you need that feeling
	And there's no hot lady's bod
	FOr a place to put it
	Then go ahead, love your own rod. 

"We have 5,000 credits," said O. Big.  "We want to go to
Alldebbiecum."

"5,000 to Alldebbiecum?  I don't think so.  10,000."

"10,000!" said Luck.

"Rrrrrrrmpphrrr," said Cindy.

"I don't care if the old man gave you a good bang," replied Hand.
"That's not worth it."

"20,000," said O. Big.  "5 now.  The rest on delivery.  I am sure
they will pay handsomely for the delivery of what we have."

"Important stuff, huh?"

"We'd prefer no SpermTrooper involvement."

"Sounds good to me."

"Hello, Solo," said an ugly green creature holding a blaster aimed
at Hand.

"Geeko!  Old buddy!  What's up?" said Hand cheerily.  "How's it
hanging?  Your not still mad, old partner, for me taking your old
girlfriend?"

Geeko said nothing.

"Come on.  What's to be mad about?" said Hand.  "She was a hot fuck.
She was much too good for you.  Man, she melted when I put my cock in
her.  You couldn't handle her."

Geeko started to turn red.  "Where is she?"

Hand continued.  "Sold her as a sex slave.  She's so much happier
than hanging with you.  Gets more cock that she wants but still better
than your..."

"Shut up!" Geeko said.

Hand shot out his hand to his own blaster sitting on the bench.  He
fired from under the table.  Geeko went down in a clump.

"Some guys are so ungrateful," he said.  "I did his girl a favor."


Layme was dragged before Dark.  Her eyes looked bleary.  She had
lost some of her belly by going to the bathroom.

"Look at the view screen," said Dark.  "Where are we?"

"Alldebbiecum," she said.

"Home, sweet, home, for you," said Dark really evilly.  "Are
you ready to tell me everything?"

"Well first there was an ugly guy.  He farted and killed his
mother and now he wants to take it out on everyone else."

"Laugh at this!" Dark said with more evil stuff in his voice.
"Fire!"

A wide stream of sperm came out of the ship and headed toward
Alldebbiecum.  THe sperm hit the planet.  The planet shook in
cosmic orgasm and exploded.

"Noooooo!" cried Layme.  All her boyfriends were dead.  Al, Ben,
Carl, Don, Ed, Fred, Greg, Harry, Ike, James, Ken, Lou, Marvin,
Nook, Oscar, Paul, Quentin, Roger, Sal, Tom, Uggy, Vic, Will, 
Xavier, Yettle, and Zack.  Well, she broke up with Ed.

"Take her to her cell and administer the 'bad orgasmer'" said
Dark.

"Noooo!" said Layme.  "You are so really evil."

"I try."

In her cell, there was no escaping the floating droid.  It would
painfully bring her to the brink of coming but never let her come.
She moaned in tears and anguish.  So close but never getting full
release.

As with all the beds, it was a mesh grate.  Since the ship ran
on sexual juices, any juices created when crew members copulated
seeped thru the grate and a network of tubes below brought the 
juices into the holding tanks below which was later converted to
energy.  They might as well make some benefit from Layme as an
energy source.  



O.Big and Luck collected the droids and they went to the ship.  The
ship was called the Million Fuckings.  They blasted off.

In flight, O. Big began to teach Luck.

"Focus," said O. Big. His dick glowed red and began to grow.

"It just hurts," said Luck straining.

"Relax.  Let The Fusce flow thru you."

"He's too tense because he doesn't get any," said Hand.

"Shhhh!" said O. Big.  "Yes."  He saw Luck's dick begin to glow
blue.  It slowly grew.

"Hey!" said Luck looking down.  He lost it and his dick returned to
normal.

"I don't know what's with you two," said Hand.  "My dick is just
fine."

"You wouldn't understand," said Luck.

"I'm glad," replied Hand.  He left to check on Cindy who was flying.

"Try again," said O. Big.

During the flight, Luck was able to double his size.  It always 
glowed blue.  "That's barely bigger than Hand's," he complained.

"You will be much bigger," encouraged O. Big.

Luck:	Oh, for the want of a big dick.
	It would make me happy
	So happy
	I long for the best prick
	It makes my heart to tappy
	Tippy tappy

	To finally get me some vagina
	My dick would be her finest
	She comes and comes and begs for more
	I'd no longer need to grovel
	for freebies from the whores

	My big dick!


When the ship came out of hyperspace, the passengers were jostled.

"Cindy!" yelled Hand.  "Why did you bring us out in as asteroid
field?"

"Grrrrrrrrorr!" replied Cindy.

"What?  There is no asteroid field here?"

"Wwwwrrrrwwww!"

"It's the planet!" said Hand in shock.  "Hey, guys.  Better get up
here."

O. Big and Luck appeared.

"The planet is blown apart," said Hand.

"Dark Vulva.  The M-Pire," said O. Big.

"The moon survived," said Luck pointing.

"That's a weird looking moon," said Hand.

All four were silent as they peered out the window.

"I don't remember Alldebbiecum having a moon," said O. Big.

"I don't have good feelings," said Hand.  He started to rub his cock
to get some good feelings.

An M-Pire scout ship zoomed by and headed toward the moon.

The moon began to take shape as they got closer.  It was two
equal shaped orbs with a big crack that ran down the middle.

"That's a giant ass!" said Luck.

"That's no moon," said O. Big.

Hand looked closely at the view.  "That's a ship!  We're getting 
out of here!".  He turned his ship around.

The ship jolted.

"Uh, oh," said Hand.   The ship's engines strained.

"What's happening?" said O. Big.

"Got us in a grabber lock.  They're pulling us in.  I'm shutting
off the engines.  No reason to damage them.  We're stuck."


	All:	We're stuck!

	Hand:	We're stuck!  The grabber lock got us	

	C-Thru:	We're stuck!  I am going to be melted

	Luck:	We're stuck!  Do you think they will shoot us?

	O. Big: We're stuck!  We're all gonna be gelded.

	All:	We're stuck!

	Hand:	We're fucked!


Despite the M-Pire's sophisticated technology, they couldn't find
the Million Fuckings' crew hidden in a secret cargo hold.

"You hide out while I go to turn off the grabber," said O. Big.

"Good idea," said Hand.  Luck gave him a look.  "What?  Why should
I risk my life?  My hand and I are still have plenty of good times
to live."  He slowly stroked his dick.

O. Big left while the rest hid in a small room near where their ship
was held.

RU stuck a probe into the computer.  A few minutes later it chirped
"Whit woo!"

"What? said Luck.

C-Thru translated.  "RU says Princess Layme is being held in cell
block 34C."

"The woman in the video?"

"Yes."

"What video?" interjected Hand.

"She's the one we need to get this droid to," answered Luck.  "We
need to rescue her."

"Well, she's not doing so hot, is she?"

"She's got a nice pussy."

"Yeah?" said Hand with interest.

"Only seen the video, but I'm sure its spectacular in real life.  She
might be real grateful to you for her rescue."  Luck opened a closet.
"And look.  Some convenient empty SpermTrooper uniforms and unused
blasters."

"Let's do it!"

They had C-Thru stay.

"What for?" it said.

"Because you're annoying and I hate you," said Hand.


O. Big deactivated the grabber and stealthily worked his way back to
the Million Fuckings.  The others entered Layme's 34C cell block.

"Hi there," said Luck.

"Who are you?" said a guard.

Hand shot both guards.  "We're not here to talk."

Unfortunately, one of the guards fell on the console and activated
the alarm button.  Immediately an intercom voice spoke, "34C.  What
is happening?  34C?"

"We better move fast," said Hand.

Luck found Layme.  He stood tranfixed.  He saw the probe pump in her
bare pussy and the anguish on her face.  Juices dripped out of her
and down thru the grate.

"What are you?  A voyeur?" she managed to say.

"What?  Oh!"  Luck took his helmet off.  "We're here to rescue you."

"Then shoot it!"

Hand appeared by his side.  "We're in trouble."  He looked at Layme
and blasted the probe.  "Here they come!"  He fired down the 
passageway as SpermTroopers came thru the door.

"Fire, stupid!" said Layme as Luck stood frozen.  She took the 
blaster from him and started to fire.

"There's too many!" said Hand.

Luck noticed RU lift up a hatch on the floor.

Layme looked back.  "Good an escape!"

"We don't know where it goesssss...." said Luck as Layme forced him
down it.  She followed with RU, Cindy and Hand soon after.  They were
in a twisting tube which kept going down.  It ended with a splash into
a large tank of goo.

"What is this stuff?" said Luck.

Cindy huffled.  The goo stuck to her fur.

"Smells familiar," said Layme.

RU whistled.

"Oh, that's it," said Layme.  "It sperm and pussy juice."

"Oh, great," said Hand.

"It's what the ship runs on," explained Layme.

"Doesn't mean I want to stand in it."

"Hey, there's a door!" said Luck

They all looked.  On the side of the holding tank, where a few steps
that lead to a door.  RU probed the door and did a quick chirp.

"RU says we need to all intertwine.  The sexual energy of our orgasms
will give enough power to blow open the lock."

"You got all that from a chirp?" said Hand.

She shrugged.

"I get her pussy," Luck said quickly.

"Hey!" said Hand.

"Called it," said Luck.

RU attached one of its outports to the door lock.  Cindy laid on the
steps and RU pushed an outport into her pussy.  Luck stood.  Hand
helped lift Layme up.  Luck pushed his dick into Layme's pussy and she
wrapped her legs around him.   Hand came up behind her.  He pushed
his dick into her ass.  Finally, RU put another outport into Layme's
mouth.

It was difficult for Luck and Hand to move inside Layme, but over
time a rhythm was built.  They naturally alternated who was thrusting
into her and how was withdrawing.  Since this was the first time Luck
ever had sex (not counting the Humfa that he told no one about that),
he rather enjoyed it.  Plus her tits were crushed into his chest as a
bonus feature.

Cindy started to purr.  Layme began to moan.  Luck and Hand groaned.
The motions became faster.  The Ru outports in Cindy's pussy and 
Layme's mouth quickened.  Luck and Hand thrusted harder in Layme's
pussy and ass.

Layme shook and orgasmed and two cocks simulatenously rammed fully
into her and spewed sperm in her pussy and ass.  At the same time,
Cindy cried out in ecstasy.  Still yet Layme's RU output jammed itself
down her throat and released synth-semen down her oral passage.

The cumulative sexual energy transferred to RU and the outport in the
door cracked the lock.  Cindy stood up and pushed the door open.


	Layme:  I am free!  Yes, I am free!

	Hand and Luck:	All because we did it to Layme.

	Layme:	I am free!  My spirit floats and soars!

	Hand and Luck:	We are free because into her our dicks we did
			bore.

	Layme:	So free!  But danger still lurks!
	
	Hand and Luck:	I hope that mean we get to do more of her
		        quirks.


"Let's get out of here," said Layme.  "There's bound to be a sensor
on that door."

Reluctantly, Luck and Hand pulled out of her.


They worked their way back undetected despite their collective
nakedness.  They picked up C-Thru.  Unfortunately, there were several
well-armed SpermTroopers in front of their ship.

Abruptly, the troopers moved all off to the other side of the bay.

"Here's our chance," whispered Hand.

They hurried toward the ship.

Luck looked back and saw O. Big and a big ugly, really evil looking
dude dress in black.  He saw ugly dude grow his dick long.  It glowed
purple.  O. Big responded by growing his red glow dick. The dicks 
clashed against each other.  Glowing sparks flew each time their
dicks collided.

"You know," said Hand watching.  "There something very distasteful
about seeing this, yet at the same time oddly fascinating."

Luck heard O. Big's voice in his head.  "Go!  You moron!"

"Get inside the ship," urged Layme.

Luck looked back at O. Big just in time to see ugly dude strike him
dead.  "Oh, my!  O. Big!"

Hand pushed Luck into the ship.  "Nothing you can do."

Cindy ignited the ship thrusters and they blasted off.

"We need to go to Yummy," said Layme.  "We need to analyze the plans
to that ship, the Dead Moon."


It was a little cold on this ship.  Luck and Hand had clothes again,
but Layme still did not.  

"Can I borrow some clothes?" she asked.

"Don't have any women clothes," Hand said.

"Can I use any of your spare clothes?"

"Sorry.  Galactic trading rules requires all females to spend the
first two days naked on the ship."

"There is no such rule."

"On this ship, there is."

"But..."

Hand interrupted.  "Deal with it.  I am.  Besides look how drab this
ship looks.  You brighten the appearance."

Layme stormed out.

When Layme was tired, Hand let her sleep on his bunk.

"Thank you," she said.

Hand returned to the cockpit.

Layme awoke to the feel of something on top of her.

"What are you doing?" she said seeing Hand on her.

"I'm going to bed."

"You said I could sleep here."

"Yes, but I'm sleeping here too."

"Okay, okay.  You can have sex with me."  She opened her legs.  "You
are kind of cute and you did rescue me."

Hand entered her.  As he slowly moved in her, he caressed her tits 
and kissed her passionately.  This guy knew what he was doing, Layme
realized.   Her excitement grew fast as she came.  He continued on
inside her and she started to rise again.

"Come with me," she said in a sultry voice.

Hand moved faster.  She moaned.   He grunted.  She felt him come
inside her just as she reached the apex again.

"Wow!  I thought you were just hands," she said

"Just a back up plan."


	Hand:	I may be Hand Solo
		But my hands are not just solo
		I know how to use my dick
		I can go slow or quick

	Layme:	He put his dick within me
		He made my pleasures scream-y
		Inside me, his dick feels so good
		Only how a good lover could

	Hand and Layme:	Let's do it againnnnnn!


Layme woke up alone.  She went to the galley for some food.  Hand
was standing in there eating.  She noticed his dick rise as she
entered.  She grabbed the food from his hand and popped it in her
mouth.

"Hey!" he said.

She silenced him with a deep throat-cleansing kiss.  He kissed back
and they folded to the floor.  Layme rolled their bodies so she was
on top.  She reached down and lined up his dick with her pussy and
sank down on it so it fully entered her.  She immediately started
to thrash her body up and down on it as she worked her way toward a
frenzied orgasm.  She shuddered and moaned as she came and collapsed
down on Hand.

Hand slowly started to thrust inside her pussy.  He kissed her
forehead.  He wrapped his arms around her and held her tenderly.

Luck walked in and saw what was going on.  They were oblivious to
his presence.  He took off his clothes and got down on his knees
behind Layme.

Layme rose when she felt something push into her ass.  She looked
back and it was Luck.  Hand saw Luck.  He felt Luck's dick in her ass
thru the thin membrane that separated his dick in her pussy.  Hand 
pulled Layme back down to him and resume his slow thrust.

Layme groaned, and with a little fear, as she felt Luck's dick grow
long inside her.  It felt extra warm.  She hadn't felt this since
Dark Vulva's dick.

"Does his dick glow?" she whispered to Hand.

"Blue," he said.

"Is he trusted?"

"Yes.  He's okay.  He's not that Dark Vulva."

Layme relaxed and enjoyed the dual sensations.  When Luck came in her
ass, he came and came and it briefly gave her the ill feeling of Dark
Vulva.  That feeling passed though when she soon came herself
simultaneously with Hand.

The five day trip found the threesome often in that position.  Layme
on top of Hand with his dick in her pussy.  Luck behind with his dick
in her ass.



They arrived at a moon around the planet Yummy.  The general had
RU's data crystal analyzed and called an immediate meeting.

"The Dead Moon is on it way.  We have found one small weakness in
it," he said.

A display came up.  As the General talked, Luck thought the display
looked just like a dick entering a pussy.  He wasn't sure if he was
watching a diagram of the battlefield or a porno film.

"There is a small exhaust hole in the crack of the moon.  A missle
going into the hole will detonate a chain reaction that will 
destroy the ship."

Layme stood up before the twenty plus pilots.  She was dressed in a
white shirt and a white skirt.  She spoke.  "And guys if you are
the one who destroys the moon, you get to put your explosive missile
into two special holes."  She turned around, bent at the waist,
and flipped up her skirt.

The guys howled at the sight of her pussy and ass.

"One entire day and night.  It's all yours," she said looking back.

"That's mine," one guy said.

"After I'm done with her," another said.

"No way.  She's all mine," one more said.


Multipe Pilots:	I'm gonna get me some princess ass
		And put my dick inside her pussy
		I'm good.  I'll return in a flash
		After making that ship seem like a wussy.

		Listen to her moan and squirm
		As I give her my super worm
		From me, she won't get any rest
		Because I am the very, very best.


Luck and the other pilots got into their ships and took off for the
approaching Dead Moon starship.

"This is Red Leader," said Red Leader.  "Whoever is humming 'All 
Night Long' over the intercom better stop before I blast you myself."

The humming stopped.

M-Pire fighters came out to meet the rebel warriors and to play the
cosmic game of "blast each other out of space".  It was a bad game to
lose at.

Bugger dove into the crack of the Dead Moon heading for the opening.
Two enemy fighters were on his tail - well, behind him - trying to
blast him.  Bugger fired a missile but the shot glanced just right.
As Bugger rose out of the crack an M-Pire fighter met him and sent him
to destruction.

Luck was battling off the enemy and doing it rather successfully.

Dark Vulva watched the battle from the command room of the Dead Moon.
"That one is strong with The Fusce," he said.  "Prepare my ship.  I
am going to go out and personally kick some fanny."

"I'm going in," said Luck as he dove into the crack.

"Got you covered," said Wedgie as he fought off the enemy that 
followed Luck.

Luck activated his computer and fired.  "I missed!  Somebody put
fur around this hole!"

The battle surged for the rebels, but then Dark Vulva appeared and
he started to clean out the rebel fighters.

"We got to do it now!" said Luck.  He aimed his fighter back into
the crack.

Luck heard O. Big. in his head.  "Use The Fusce, Luck.  Fusce 'em
for me."  Luck shut off his computer.

Dark Vulva followed Luck into the crack.  Luck swerved and juked
knowing just where a blast would happen.  He closed his eyes and
remembered his dick entering Layme's ass.  He fired.  He opened his
eyes and watched the dick-shaped missle penetrate the hole.

"Run! Run! RUn!" Luck yelled into his intercom.

The rebels fled.  Dark followed Luck but then broke off the pursuit.

The missile erupted inside Dead Moon.  The ship blew up.  The 
shockwave spun Dark's fighter ship out into far space.


	Luck:	It's dead.  The big bad moon is dead.
		I went to kill this space whitehead
		I did my job.  I wiped it out
		I'm the best.  There is no doubt.
		I'm going back in a flash
		Gonna get me some Layme ass.


Back on Yummy, the rebels partied like it was 1999.  The general and
Layme set up an award ceremony.   The ceremony was transmitted live
all over the free galaxy.   Hand and Luck were presented medals.

"What about my other reward?" said Luck

"That's starts tonight," said Layme quietly and slightly embarrassed.

"That's not fair," said Hand.  "He should get all his rewards right
now."

"Hand is joining us," Luck said.

Layme was about to speak but was startled to feel her hair come undone
and fall to her shoulders.  She then noticed Luck in a type of focused
trance.  Her clothes ripped off.  She discovered she couldn't raise
her arms to cover herself.

Hand stripped and laid down.  Layme looked lovingly at his dick.  She
felt her own control return.  She got down on Hand and sank her pussy
onto his dick.  Luck was now naked and he got behind her and pushed
his dick into her ass.

"You know this is being transmitted everywhere," said Layme.

"We got to make sure people know what we fought for.  Proper sex.
Not the way Dark Vulva gets enjoyment."

Layme was coming already.  As her ecstasy subsided, she asked "How
long are you going to do this."

"You said all day and night," replied Hand.

Layme moaned.  She was one lucky woman.


Credits:	This is the end
		The end of the story
		I hope for you
		It was not to boring
		If it was, oh well
		It if was good, yeah to you
		Now I need to look at my shoe
		And check what is that smell.

THE END

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