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Subject: {ASSM} Song Parody: Come, Honey
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Date: Sun, 25 Apr 2004 08:10:03 -0400
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Tune: Come Monday - Jimmy Buffet
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Turning up, vibrating dildo
Extra batteries, on the floor
I've got my black leather on
She says she never gets off
Unless I call her "Whore"
But Honey, I never knew
This would take all weekend through

Come, Honey!
Honey, please! I sigh.
Come, Honey!
I am exhausted and blind
It's been two nights and days
I've been going this way
And I've got to be at work by nine!

Yes, we planned quite a weekend
Feathers, scarves and lingerie
This would be her weekend only
Pleasuring her was the plan
And darling, yes I love you so
But it's Monday, now I have to go

Come, Honey!
Honey, please! I sigh.
Come, Honey!
I am exhausted and blind
It's been two nights and days
I've been going this way
And I've got to be at work by nine!

My tongue is cramping, Honey.
It don't feel a part of my mouth.
Fifty-four hours of licking there
Should cause an orgasm by now!

I hope you enjoy what I'm doing
I know that it's sticky up there
Perhaps we can try again Tuesday
Right now I am too tired to care
Pleasure weekend has worn me quite thin
But I can't be much later than ten...

Come, Honey!
Honey, please! I sigh.
Come, Honey!
I am exhausted and blind
It's been two nights and days
I've been going this way
And there's no way I'll be at work by nine!

It's been two nights and days
I've been going this way
And there's no way I'll be at work by nine!
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          Come, Honey
         Qe'van - 2004

-- 
Qe'van the Unclothed, Bard of Nor 
http://qevan.home.comcast.net/poetry/
http://texasfilk.home.comcast.net/

... 'It's times like this you need a REAL man.'  
MaryD, WTNE

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