Message-ID: <47604asstr$1082895003@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <qevan@comcast.net> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com From: qevan@comcast.net MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Original-Message-ID: <408AF9E4.23353.12A5A4D@localhost> Priority: normal Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT Content-description: Mail message body X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Sat, 24 Apr 2004 23:36:04 -0500 Subject: {ASSM} Song Parody: Come, Honey Lines: 69 Date: Sun, 25 Apr 2004 08:10:03 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2004/47604> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, RuiJorge Tune: Come Monday - Jimmy Buffet ____________________________________ Turning up, vibrating dildo Extra batteries, on the floor I've got my black leather on She says she never gets off Unless I call her "Whore" But Honey, I never knew This would take all weekend through Come, Honey! Honey, please! I sigh. Come, Honey! I am exhausted and blind It's been two nights and days I've been going this way And I've got to be at work by nine! Yes, we planned quite a weekend Feathers, scarves and lingerie This would be her weekend only Pleasuring her was the plan And darling, yes I love you so But it's Monday, now I have to go Come, Honey! Honey, please! I sigh. Come, Honey! I am exhausted and blind It's been two nights and days I've been going this way And I've got to be at work by nine! My tongue is cramping, Honey. It don't feel a part of my mouth. Fifty-four hours of licking there Should cause an orgasm by now! I hope you enjoy what I'm doing I know that it's sticky up there Perhaps we can try again Tuesday Right now I am too tired to care Pleasure weekend has worn me quite thin But I can't be much later than ten... Come, Honey! Honey, please! I sigh. Come, Honey! I am exhausted and blind It's been two nights and days I've been going this way And there's no way I'll be at work by nine! It's been two nights and days I've been going this way And there's no way I'll be at work by nine! ___________________________________________ Come, Honey Qe'van - 2004 -- Qe'van the Unclothed, Bard of Nor http://qevan.home.comcast.net/poetry/ http://texasfilk.home.comcast.net/ ... 'It's times like this you need a REAL man.' MaryD, WTNE -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+