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How Much are them Titties in the Email?
by cmsix
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Me an sugarplum was surfin porno sites one night when A O L tole me, "You've
got mail."
"Goodie, somebody sent email," sugarplum said.
"Wonder who, hardly nobody does no more?"
"Open it dummy, we'll see."
I clicked; it was a message for pills to make sugarplum's boobies bigger,
way bigger.
"Get me some of them pills cmsix, be more titty for you to play with,"
sugarplum said, givin goober a good rubbin.
Not seeing no downside, I filled in the blanks; then me and sugarplum tried
a few new thangs.
Three weeks later sugarplum called, "Come get me for a date."
I knew soon as I picked her up that the pills worked, big time. I wondered
what she'd thank later when she saw my surprise.
After some sangin at Cowboy Karaoke, me and sugarplum went to my place.
Bear, my chiwally dog, raised hell when he heard us but went back tryin to
hump the cat when we got in.
"Ready to see my new knockers?"
"Shore!"
She pulled up her T-shirt and her new Melons jumped right out. Naturally I
saluted from down under. When sugarplum saw that bump her eyes went wide.
"What happened to you? Your dick ain't nowhere near that big!"
"You ain't the only one got pills in the mail baby," I said, dropping my
jeans.
Then my heart felt sick and my new dong deflated.
"Get away from me with that club you pervert, whaddaya think I am, some
kinda sex story bimbo?"
She pulled her shirt down and raced out the house; hollard back she was
hitchin home.
I turned round to mope and headed for the fridge, Lone Star on my mind.
"Ouch goddamit, that hurt."
I'd stepped on the head.
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