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Caught part 6 Final
Well it seems we have ended another story ,as you mat notice from
my writing that I have spent some time in the middle east ,it
wasn't all bad ,and I must take this opportunity to say ,there
were many good times ,with many of the local people who although
a little arrogant ,are also nice, in the main friendly ,and
hospitable.
After the proposal, we all seemed over the moon , everywhere I
went in the house their were smiles ,plus the kids sat next to me
every night, I felt fulfilled for the first time in my life. Life
was good ,I told Joanne that I intended to look for a larger
house ,for my ready made family, and would they all like to help,
of course we would she said ,its fantastic and wonderful that
you would ask as we are not even married, I said half under my
breath ,we will have to fix that ,she said did I hear what I
thought ,I said maybe she just smiled, we all sat down and
discussed all of things we would like in a house, after some
compromises ,we put the matter into a Real Estates hands. During
the week the agent rang and said he had some houses to view ,we
decided to go house looking on the Saturday, after viewing 4
houses we had all fallen in love with a large Tudor style house
backing on to a forest, with a pool sauna,
Spa and 6 bedrooms, with a separate Den for my office, the price
was pretty steep, but I thought what the hell, time to spend some
of the money the Arabs had sent me, we made an offer, which after
a little haggling was accepted, every one was excited with the
kids picking out their rooms, midweek, I approached Joanne she
said I
Think I should make an honest woman of you, she said is that your
idea of a proposal, I said well aghh, she said I accept, throwing
her arms around me. We were married the next week with just the
family, present, we moved to our new house the following
Saturday, where I dutifully carried my new bride into the house
much to the amusement of the kids, we settled in over the next
few weeks, one of the things we found was that Deer from the
forest came into our yard to eat the grass which we enjoyed
watching,
It was while we were watching the sunset and the Deer that Joanne
Said darling I said mmm, whets the problem she said well I hope
its not a problem, she said I am pregnant, I sat there a little
stunned by this revelation ,she said I am sorry I must have
missed a pill ,she took the silence to mean I was upset and
started to cry,
I said darling that is just music to my ears, she said you are
just trying to make me feel better, I said darling , I have
always wanted children but its never happened ,she said well I
know why ,because my sister was on the pill ,I said for two years
she told me she wasn't taking it ,she said im sorry but she was.
I said ok, lets not get on the subject, she said I am sorry, I
said its auklets go and open a bottle of wine ,have you told the
kids, she said no, I wanted to talk with you first, I said ok ,
lets tell them,
Well the news was a bit of a shock, to them, I suppose to them
there mom was old, and didn't do sex any more, however they were
very supportive, and were pleased they were going to have a baby
brother or sister.
The next week I had to go interstate on businious for 3 days , so
I said you guys look after your mom, they said not to worry, I
concluded my businious ,and was looking forward to coming home.
When I turned into our drive way I noticed a long stretch limo in
the drive way, I thought oh yeah who's this is as it was private,
I walked in through the front door to be greeted ,by a guy that
was nothing short of a gorilla, I said who the fuck are you,
before I had a chance to say any more he half picked me up, half
dragged me to the lounge where I saw my wife and children sitting
on a settee, they were crying, I said what the hell, then I saw
her arsewhole husband sitting in MY chair smoking a cigar, I said
what the hell do you think you are doing in my house, he said sit
down and shut up, I said my god you are really going to be sorry
About this, he said not as sorry as you will be, he said I hope
you have been enjoying, my ex wife, I said nothing, he said well
I have a little surprise for you, I have invited the Sheik here
to knock up your new wife, I thought to myself, what a dick, you
are too late, but I didn't say any thing, and he very interested
in, my daughter,
I said my god how low can you get, he smiled and said ,well you
should know, oh and another surprise for you, I almost choked
when my ex wife entered the room, I said so she has become one
of your perverted people, he said ,she has sired 3 babies for
the sheik ,he said you can have her back now, said you have to be
kidding, well he said as we are going to take her sister and
daughter, we thought it was a good exchange, I said you pricks,
I went into a rage I had never been in and lashed out at the
gorilla catching him luckily in the balls, as he doubled over ,I
ran to the prick, picked him up and kneed him in the balls ,just
as the Sheik entered the room ready for his root, I went to him
and said I am going to cut your balls off , he said please we
must discuss this ,I said in your fucking dreams ,you are in my
country now, he said please, he said I will give you any thing
you want, I said I have everything I want, I thought I had to be
a little careful here as I didn't want paid assassins doing
damage to me or my family,
I said well this is the deal, you will take that arise whole and
dispose of him outside of this country, you will also take my ex
wife, give her a home some where outside of this country, he said
ok , I said to make sure you do I have tapes of all of what has
happened here , I will release these world wide which would cause
great embarrassment for your country and your ruler, as he seems
to be a very nice guy, he said I agree to these terms, I said
take your paid monkey and get out of my house.
God I couldn't believe what I had just done, as well I didn't
have tapes, but it sounded so good, after the they had all left I
said I am sorry ,Joanne said we are so proud of the way you
handled everything, I thought oh dear ,I said excuse me ,and went
to the bathroom and threw up big time , I returned to the lounge
and said ,ok guys ,what about a barbeque .
Well it seems we have ended another story ,as you mat notice from
my writing that I have spent some time in the middle east ,it
wasn't all bad ,and I must take this opportunity to say ,there
were many good times ,with many of the local people who although
a little arrogant ,are also nice, in the main, friendly ,and
hospitable.
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