Message-ID: <43557asstr$1059127806@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <hoisingr@hushmail.com> X-Original-Message-ID: <200307250516.h6P5Gq3B022874@mailserver3.hushmail.com> From: "Russell Hoisington" <hoisingr@hushmail.com> X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 22:16:52 -0700 Subject: {ASSM} Forgotten Helms 01: Picnic 00/01 {Hoisington} (Info) x-asstr-message-id-hack: 43557 Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 06:10:06 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/43557> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, IceAltar -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 THE FORGOTTEN HELMS SAGAS Russell Hoisington The Forgotten Helms Sagas are parodies which grew out of theoretically humorous short stories added to e-mail messages to some friends while I was playing the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms game, "Baldur's Gate." I was playing an adventuring party made up of characters suggested by (and *vaguely* resembling some of) my friends. It is not necessary to have played the game nor to have read any of the Forgotten Realms books to read the stories, but if you have, you might occasionally catch a veiled reference or a subtle pun or a blatant error. While the stories are set in the Short Coast region of the Land of the Forgotten Helms, I haven't limited myself to the Forgotten Realms or any of the D&D worlds for source material. I steal -- excuse me, I recycle ideas from other fantasy and science fiction worlds as well as anything else that suits me at the moment. For instance, fans of Terry Goodkind's excellent *Sword of Truth* series will see a certain vague similarity between my Mistresses Jeanette and Darra and Goodkind's Mord-Sith, right down to Mistress Jeanette's red leather bikini and her leather wand, the Angel of Pain. Story codes you are likely to find include MF, FF, ScFi, fantasy, cons, nc, viol, bd, and (with any luck) humor. PLEASE NOTE: these are stories of the GOOD GUYS fighting bad guys in rough times. Any rape and other nonconsensual acts will NOT be the focus of the stories. They will exist only to show why Our Heroes are justified in dispensing the bad guys a good thrashing. So join Our Misfits -- excuse me, Our Heroic Knights of the Merkin, who are: Anton Burger, Human, Ranger, and leader of the Knights of the Merkin, Gryphon Lehrer, Dwarf, Fighter, and second in command, when allowed to be by: Mistress Jeanette, Elf, Thief, and Dispenser of Pain, whose motto is "Magic is for pussies," Father Lardas, Human (more or less), Cleric of the Temple of the Reformed Baptist who handles any necessary tieing up (especially of nude females); Mistress Darra Ravenclaw, Elf, Thief, Dispenser of Suffering, and backup mage to Parquierre, Human, Mage specializing in erotic magic and official historian of the Knights of the Merkin as they travel the Short Coast between Watered Drinks and Baldie's Gait in search of action, sex, adventure, money, sex, and the Forgotten Helms, which nobody seems to remember much about. Oh, and sex. - ------------------ Copyright 2003 Russell Hoisington State of Confusion Stories archived at http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Hoisington/ http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Hoisington -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Note: This signature can be verified at https://www.hushtools.com/verify Version: Hush 2.3 wkYEARECAAYFAj8gvUUACgkQCiMs6X7r9IwN2ACgmopUkm4Q8FH3BZIH7xzG7DU+8joA n2jDMYmytkYg3+CgUYViDIMr+TD+ =Cti7 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- Concerned about your privacy? Follow this link to get FREE encrypted email: https://www.hushmail.com/?l=2 Free, ultra-private instant messaging with Hush Messenger https://www.hushmail.com/services.php?subloc=messenger&l=434 Promote security and make money with the Hushmail Affiliate Program: https://www.hushmail.com/about.php?subloc=affiliate&l=427 -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com> | | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderator: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d, look for subject {ASSD}| |Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+