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Subject: {ASSM} The Prize is Tight (A Price is Right parody) (MF, Mf, anal, oral)
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The Prize is Tight (A Price is Right parody) (MF, Mf, anal, oral)
by Canyonero

** If you don't like sex or shouldn't like sex, stop reading now.
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THE PRIZE IS TIGHT

"Welcome back to the second half of 'The Prize is Tight'.  Here's your
host again, Big Porker!"

The crowd cheered raucously.

"Thank you, Ralph."  Big addressed the camera.  "Glad you at home
returned.  We have another exciting half of tight prizes that someone
could win.  Ralph, we have an opening."

"That we do, Big," said Ralph, the studio announcer said.  "Rob
Robertson, come on down!  Your the next contestant on 'The Prize is
Tight'

The crowd cheered.

A naked man came out of the studio audience and stood with three
other naked men.

"Hello, Rob," Big Porker, the show's naked host said.

"Hello, Big!  I'm so excited to be here!"  

"Let's see which one of you four get a chance to win a tight prize.
Ralph, what is the next item?"

A young woman started to appear from a hole in the floor.  She was 
naked.  She stood still as the platform rose until it was even with
the floor.  Once the floor stopped, she slowly turned around.  All
four contestants looked her over.  She bent over so they could see her
from behind.  She continue to move and turn, so the contestants could
see all aspects of her.

Big Spoke.  "Without going over, tell me how much this 16 year old 
prostitute from Bangkok, Thailand charges to fuck her pussy.  Rob, 
you are the newest contestant, so we'll start with you."

Rob looked at her more intently.   "100 dollars, Big"

"100 dollars," Big repeated.  "Rick?"

"150," Rick said.

"Rob?" said Big.

"125, Big" said Rob.

"And Roger, your bid?" asked Big.

"What was the highest bid?" asked Roger.

"150 by Rick."

"151," said Roger.

A buzzer went off.  "Oh, hear that sound?" said Big.  "You've all
overbid.  The lowest bid was 100 dollars, so guess lower than that.
Rob?"

"90," said Rob.

"75," said Rick.

"95," said Rod.

Roger thought a moment.  "What is the lowest bid?"

"75," answered Big.

"One dollar," said Roger.

Big looked at the cue card in his hand.  "The correct answer is five
dollars.  She's from Thailand, guys.  That means she's been in the
business for *at least* four years now.  Her pussy isn't new."

The men looked at each other with 'how could I be so stupid' 
expressions on their faces.

"Come on up, Roger!"  Big said.

Roger excitedly came up on stage.

There was polite applause from the audience.

"A good solid cock you have, Roger," said Big.

"Thank you, Big," he briefly glanced at Big's large nine incher.  No
one was as big as Big.

"Ralph," said Big to the announcer.  "Show Roger what he could win!"

"A TIGHT ASS!" cried out Ralph.

The crowd roared.
 
A curtain opened up.  Two naked showgirl hostesses waved their arms 
down to draw the eyes attention to a woman on a mat.    Cameras zoomed
in to display the woman on the monitor screens and most importantly to
the television viewing audience.  The woman was displayed from behind.
Her head was down and her ass was up.

Ralph spoke.  "She's a 34 year old mother of three.  Her pussy may be
loose, but we have just the thing to make her ass super tight."   

One of the showgirls picked up something from the table behind her and 
held up a monster-sized red dildo for all to see.  The showgirl put 
the head of the dildo at the woman's pussy and started to insert it.
As the showgirl pushed, the camera showed the pussy lips widening and
widening.  The woman grunted as the dildo went deeper and deeper.
After a minute and a half, the only part of the dildo visible was a
little handle to make it easy to pull back out.

Ralph the studio announcer spoke again.  "With that pussy stretched 
open so wide, her ass will be so tight for your pleasure.  This ass is
yours if you win on 'The Prize is Tight'."

"Okay, Roger," said Big, "looks like your cock is already salivating
over that tight ass."  He noted the pre-cum on the contestant's cock.
"Are you ready to play and win a tight ass?"

"I'm ready, Big."

"Let's play 'Barbie's five minute suck-off'" said Big.

A beautiful naked woman came from backstage and walked toward them.

"Ooooooooh," said the crowd.   They knew how tough she could be.

"Stand over here," said Big to Roger.

Roger stepped over, so he was in profile to the audience.  His erect
cock was easy to see for the viewers.  The woman stopped in front of
Roger and went down on her knees before him.

"Roger" said Big.  "Barbie is going to give you a blowjob using only
her mouth.  If you are able to keep yourself from cumming before the
five minute timer, you win that tight ass over there.  Are you ready?"

"I'm ready, Big?" Roger said with a big smile.

"On your mark.  Go!"

Barbie aggressively attacked Roger's cock with her mouth.  The cameras
showed her tongue's frenzied action.  The crowd roared and a couple of
guys in the audience came just by watching.

Big watched with an enthusiastic look.  He had hosted this show for so
long that he was an expert at looking excited even when he was bored.
For Big, not much new happened on the show anymore.

Roger knew immediately this was the best damn blowjob he'd ever had.
He also knew Barbie almost always got her man's cum.  With just half
the time elapsed, he knew he might be in trouble.  He wanted to push
her away, but he knew that would disqualify him.  It wouldn't be such
a bad thing to cum in her mouth, but he badly want to cum in that
tight ass.  It would feel so cool with his cock in her ass while that
monster dildo stretched her pussy.  He desperately tried to think upon
non-sexual things.

Big glanced at the time.  Just under a minute to go.  Barbie had him,
he thought.

Barbie heard him groan.  She knew he was close to cumming.  She turned
up the heat and powerfully started to bob up and down on his cock.
She could feel the building up inside him.

"Ohhhhhh!" Roger groaned.  He was cumming.  The buzzer went off.  
Barbie immediately lifted off his cock.  Roger's cum shot into the 
air.

"Whoa!" said Big.  "We don't see that too often on 'The Prize is 
Tight'.  I'm not sure who won.  Let's check.  Open your mouth."

Barbie did.

"It's clean!"

The crowd exploded in excitement.

Big was surprised.  Only about six guys had ever won 'Barbie's five
minute suck-off' and none in the last year.

"Roger!  Go fuck a tight ass!"

Roger ran off to the woman.  He was getting hard again as he ran.
He got on his knees behind the woman and pressed it against her 
asshole.

"Oh, fuck, this is tight," he said happily as he put a lot of stress
against the opening.

The TV camera zoomed in to show his cock gradually begin to penetrate.
Big stood and waited as he watched the monitor.   Barbie remained on
her knees.

"He's in!" Big cheered as he saw Roger's cock fully sink into the
ass.  "While Roger fucks a tight ass, we'll be right back!"

During the commercial break, Barbie returned to backstage and Big
sat down to rest.

The commercial displayed.

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popular Thundercock roadster, now has a brand new economy car.  The
Fark Fuckoff has the most comfortable backseat of any car in its 
class.  The back seat easily folds down and two people can lay down
on it and have sex without the strains and weird positions of
similar cars.  Plus, Rut & Fuck magazine awarded it as the best small
sedan and its also 1500 dollars less than the Shaving Coitus.  So
get to your closest Fark dealer and see what we have for you.  Free
blowjob with any test drive. **

Big was standing in his familiar position on stage after the break.

"Who's up, Ralph?" asked Big.

"Every guy in the audience," laughed Ralph.  "Let's meet, Ron Ronner.
Come on down!"

"Welcome, Ron," said Big to the new contestant.  "Let's get right to
the item.  Ralph?"

A pedestal rose from the floor with a single item on it.

"It's a tube of AssIn," said Ralph.  "When there is an ass to get in,
AssIn makes it easy.  For all your anal lubrication needs, AssIn is the
best way to get in.  AssIn for all your ass pleasure."

"Thank you, Ralph," said Big.  "Gentleman.  "What is the price of a
tube of AssIn at the Anderson Drugstore in Cheyenne, Wyoming?  Let's
start with Ron."

"12 dollars," said Ron.

"6," said Rob.

"8," said Rick.

"13," said Rod.

The correct answer is 9 dollars.  Rick, you win!"

Rick pumped a fist into the air.  He raced on stage.

Big spoke when Rick was next to him.  "Watch this video to see what
you could win."

The monitors and TV feed switched to the video.  Ralph's voice 
narrated.

"At Lakeview High School, there are 25 sophomore girls taking a sex
education class."

The video showed the girls in the classroom. The girls were of all 
different builds, races, and beauty.  There was at least one girl in
the room for any man's taste.

"You can chose one girl for remedial teaching and be her personal
tutor to provide her sex ed. knowledge for one entire school day.
All six classes and the lunch break belong to just you and your
student.   This can be yours on 'The Prize is Right'.

The video ended.

"Sounds great doesn't it?" asked Big.  "Lots of pretty ones to 
chose from.

"Oh, yeah, Big. That would be great," replied Rick.

"What do I have here?" said Big holding something up.

"A tube of AssIn, Big!"

The crowd roared.  They knew what was going to happen next.

"Yes, you get to play 'In the Ass' sponsored by AssIn.  Let's
bring out the ass."

A moveable section of stage slid out.  On the stage was a giant gift
box.  When the section stopped, Big and Rick stepped on to it.

"Rick," said Big.  "I need you to yell out to Ralph 'Show me the ass!'"

"Show Me the Ass!" Rick yelled.

The crowd cheered with a smattering of boos.

"Ralph's up in the sound booth," said Big. "You have to yell louder
than that."  

Ralph could hear.  It was all part of the game.

"SHOW ME THE ASS!" Rick screamed.

"Here it is," said Ralph.

All four side of the box fell outwards.  Inside the box was a girl
on all fours.  Her head was down and her ass was up.

"She's a beauty, Ralph," said Big smoothly.  "Tell us about her."

"She's thirteen and from Japan."

"Thank you," said Big.  He looked at Rick.  "You know how to play the
game?"

"Oh, yeah, Big.  I watch the show every day."

"Great!  Let me explain it to the viewers who might be new to the
show.  You have five minutes to cum in her ass.  If you do that, you
win.  However there is also one other stipulation.  If at any time,
she yelps or cries out in pain, you lose."

"So Rick," continued Big, "Open the cap of the tube of AssIn and get
ready."

The girl put her head down and Rick kneeled down behind her ass.  Rick
looked at the girl.

"She's pretty small, Big," Rick said with a little concern.  He wasn't
sure he could win this game.

"All the better to cum in," replied Big.  "Ready?"

Rick nodded.

"Go!"

Rick immediately squeezed a large amount of AssIn into the palm of his
hands.  It was more than he would normally use, but now was not a 
moment where he needed to be concerned about wasting any AssIn.  He 
rapidly rubbed his hands together.  He then began to lube his cock 
with one hand while he pushed AssIn into her ass with his fingers. He
was careful not to poke her with a fingernail.  After thirty seconds,
he put the tip of his cock against her hole and began to press inward.
The AssIn lube did its job and he began to slip into her, but she was
so small and tight.  Her hole stretched slowly.  After just a minute
of elapsed time, his head popped into her ass.  She gasped and for a
second he froze as he thought he just lost, but the buzzer didn't go
off so he continued.  He was concerned that he wasn't sliding in to 
her ass fast enough and wouldn't cum in time.  He adjusted slightly
to the right and pressed in.

"Unhhhh!" the girl grunted.

The buzzer went off.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Rick..." immediately said Big.

The audience politely applauded.

Big continued, "...but you still might be in the showcase."

"Too tight," muttered Rick.

"Okay," said Big.  "See you in a little while."

Big turned to face the TV camera.  "We'll be right back after you 
view this promotional video that I did last week for one favorite 
sponsor, AssIn."

The video began for the studio audience and TV viewers to see.  

** A man was in shadows.  He stepped forward.  It was Big Porker.
The camera zoomed in on his cock.  "Nine inches of the hardest steel,"
a deep-voiced narrator said.  The image cut to a woman in shadows.
She was on her knees with her head came down.  A light came on.  **

The crowd rumbled at what they saw.  The woman was the same small
thirteen year old girl from Japan that Rick just tried to fuck in
the ass.

** The video zoomed in on her small asshole.  "A tight ass," the deep
voice said.  The image cut to Big's cock right behind her asshole.
"How can you combine the two?" the narrator asked.  "Only AssIn."

Big squeezed some AssIn on the fingertips of his hand.  He rubbed the
lubricant liberally on the pucker of her ass.  He began to use his 
pinkie finger to push AssIn into her hole.  He added more lubricant
to his fingers and pushed more into her.  He changed to his index
finger and it was evident he was pushing the AssIn deeper and deeper
in her ass.  He lubed up all his fingers even more and then began to
slide his index finger back and forth in her ass.  After about ten
seconds, he slowly squeezed in his middle finger.  Both fingers slid
easily in her ass.  Soon he introduced his ring finger and then his
pinkie.  **

The viewing studio audience applauded as they saw all four fingers 
move in the tight ass.

** With Big's free hand, he ran a line of AssIn along the length of
his cock and then rubbed it all over.  He then pulled his hand out of
her ass and pressed his cock head at her hole.  Big's cock slowly,
but easily and effortlessly, slid down into her ass. **

Many of the guys in the audience were amazed.  Guys eyes bugged out
and jaws hung open.  Big was pushing that big cock of his into her
ass and she hadn't even flinched.  She just stayed motionless and
took it.  Big Porker was truly amazing.  His cock just kept going and
going, in and in, down and down.  Finally, the video image showed Big
with his full nine inches of hardened steel in her tight little ass.
The crowd erupted!  They whistled, stood and applauded, and they 
stomped their feet.  Some guys bowed to say "I'm not worthy."

** The video showed Big immediately begin to move and thrust in her
ass.  In just a few seconds, she began to moan.  Big did long 
thrusts.  He would pull out the entire length of his cock except for
the head and then push it all the way back in.  Every thrust was that
way.  Almost the entire cock moved inside her ass.  In just about a
minute, she was apparently ready to cum.  His long thrusts became
faster and he started to groan.

"Ohhhhh!" the girl cried out as she came.  She continued to cum as
his cock moved inside her.

Big groaned and his cock stopped motionless deep inside her.  He 
unloaded his cum into her ass.  Her orgasm stopped when she felt his 
cock cease cumming in her ass.

Big pulled his cock out of her ass.  The camera zoomed in.  White cum
bubbled out of the entrance of her ass and began to drip down.  **

The crowd cheered loudly again.  Someone yelled, "You're the best, 
Big.  The master."

** The deep voiced announcer spoke on the video, "From impenetrable to
mutual orgasm in under five minutes.  AssIn for all your ass pleasure."
**

The show came back.

Big talked to the camera,  "Here's something to excite all you guys out
in TV land.  She's still technically a virgin.  One of you out there
may be the one who wins her pussy.  It won't be very long before we 
give away her first time, so make sure you get on the show.  Ralph,
tell them how to get tickets to the show."

Big tuned out Ralph.  He had heard it so many times.  He felt pretty
stoked.  The audience's reaction to his ass fuck of the thirteen year
old Japanese gal stroked his ego just the right way.  As a veteran of
TV, he loved to feel better than others.

Ralph finished his spiel and so Big said, "Let's fill an opening."

"Isn't that what a cock is for?" said Ralph.

"We need another contestant."

"Oh, I see."

The audience chuckled even though they used that joke once a week.

Ralph announced, "Roy Royele.  Come on down!"

"Let's see the next item up for bid," said Big.

Again, a naked woman rose from under the stage.  Big waited until 
the platform stopped.

"Tell us about her, Ralph," said Big.

"Can do, Big.  She's a 25 year old prostitute from Topeka, Kansas."

"Gentlemen," said Big.  "Without going over, tell me how much straight
pussy sex costs with her.  Let's start with you Roy."

"50 dollars," said Roy.

"30," said Rod.

"15" said Ron.

"16 bucks," said Rob.

Big looked at his card, "The correct answer is $25 dollars.  Come on
up, Rob!"

"Yes!" said Rob.

When Rob was next to Big, Big said, "Ralph, show Rob what he could
win!"

"You have a wonderful choice," said Ralph.  A video started and Ralph
continued to speak.   "An 18-year old gymnast or a 18-year old farm
girl.  The gymnast stands 4' 11".   As a gymnast, she's still 
flat-chested and just had her first menstruation two months ago.
The farm girl has lived isolated with her overprotective mom without
a dad.  She doesn't even know what a penis looks like."

"Which one do you like best, Rod?" asked Big.

"The farm girl, Big.  I like a woman to look like a woman.  She needs
to have tits and curves.  The gymnast looks too much like a little 
girl to me."

"Okay," said Big.  I hope you win.  Let's play 'Monster Pussy'!"

The crowd roared!

Out lumbered a four hundred pound woman in a bikini.  The crowd
cheered.  Three quarters of the way to Big and Rod, she did a slow
spin.  Everyone could see she wore a thong bikini.

"Give us a warning, please," Big joked.

The woman came up to the two guys.  She stripped off her bikini top
and then her bikini bottom.  She threw each into the crowd.  Some guys
tried to grab it, others cowered from it.  The woman then parked
herself on the mat ready for doggy-style.

Big looked down at Rob's cock.  His erection seemed a bit small, but
Big knew not to comment.
 
"Okay, Rob.  You have five minutes to fuck her pussy and cum.  If you
do just that, you win your choice of girls.  However, if you can make
her cum too, you win both girls!"

The crowd cheered.

"Get ready," said Big.  Rob got behind her.  "Go!"

Rob quickly discovered her masses of blubber made her pussy hard to
enter.   He spent the first three minutes pushing his cock into her 
pussy and slipping out.  He finally found a position that achieved
steady penetration.  He hurriedly began to thrust into her pussy,
but he couldn't get very deep penetration.  He knew he was too tense,
but he couldn't just instantly relax.  He badly wanted that pretty 
farm girl.

The buzzer went off and suddenly the woman farted.  Rod gagged.

"That's not very fair," said Big to the woman.  He then spoke to Rod.
"Well, I'm sorry.  The wheel is next and you might get into the
showcase.  So good luck."  Big then looked at the camera.  "We'll be
right back."

** The commercial began.  "So you need a new car and you don't have
much money.  Try the newly designed Shaving Cunt.  The least 
inexpensive car in it class.  It's 500 dollars less than the Fark 
Female.  It has the revolutionary motion blowjob technology.  You
just pop the tube over your cock and experience a continual luscious
blowjob while you drive.  No longer do you have to worry about cumming
in five or ten minutes.  The blowjob continues until you turn off the
engine and then you cum hard.  The tube whisks your cum away so you
stay clean.  Shaving, the company with the sexiest cars on the 
planet. **

"Welcome back to 'The Prize is Tight'" said Big.  "I'm joined by Rick,
Rob, and Roger at the wheel to decide who goes to the showcase with 
our first half winner, Ryan.   Rick, you will go first, since you just
won the $9 tube of AssIn.  Then Rob who won $25 dollars for guessing
the price of the Topeka prostitute and finally Roger, our big winner,
will go last.  You guessed the $5 Thai prostitute and you won the 
tight ass.  How was the ass?

"It was the best ass I've ever had," answered Roger.  "The Prize was 
Tight."

Big smiled.  It pleased him to hear that kind of response.

"Let me explain the rules," he said.  "Each of you will get up to two
spins.  Whoever is closest to a dollar without going over goes on to
showcase.  If you get exactly a dollar, you will get one extra spin
and if you land on a dollar you get a week with any of your two
favorite porn stars and also star in a porn video.  That's right, I 
said a week NOT a weekend.

The crowd roared.

"Let's see some video tape of our last dollar winner," said Big.

**   The video started.

"Hi, Big.  I'm  Bill and I'm 43 and this is my 17-year old son Bob and
my 15-year old son Brian..."  The camera started to pull back.  "I
choose Jana Jiggles and Brandi Bass, but they can't speak right now
because their mouths are full."   Jana was sucking Bob's cock.  Brandi
was sucking Brian's cock.  "All five of us are starring in the new movie 
'Bill and Sons do Jana and Brandi'.  It will be available in stores
next week."  

A video montage began.  Bill fucked Brandi's ass while she sucked
Brian's cock.  Next to them, Bob was on top of Jana fucking her pussy.
The scene switched to Jana bouncing on top of Bill.  Brandi sucked 
Bob's cock while Brian drilled her pussy doggy-style.  Switch to Bill
on his back.  Brandi was on top with Bill's cock in her pussy.  Bob 
fucked her ass at the same time and she also sucked Bill's cock.  Switch
to Bill titfucking Jana while Brian fucked her ass.  Brandi was top of 
Bob and fucked her ass up and down on his cock while he held her tits
tightly.  The montage ended.

The scene returned to Jana and Brandi giving the sons blowjobs. 
"Thank you 'The Prize is Tight' for a fabulous week," said Bill.  He
looked at the two women.  "Hey, I was the winner!"  Both women
immediately gave attention to Bill's cock.  The video ended.

Big spoke, "Let's see if one of you can win something like that.  
Rick, you are first.  Spin the wheel."

Rick stepped up and spun.

"20," said Big.  "Stay or spin again?  He's spinning again.  It's
95.  I'm sorry Rick.  You're over a dollar.  Thank you for playing
'The Prize is Tight'.  You are up next Rod."

Rod spun.

"85" said Big.

"I'll stay, Big," said Rod.

"Very good.  Roger, the winner of a delicious tight ass, it's
your turn."

Roger spun.

"45," said Big.  "You're going to have to spin again.  That's a big
spin.  It landed on 5.  That's not enough.  Rod, you're going to 
showcase."

Rod jumped up and pumped his fist.

A commercial started.

** A naked 80-year old woman looked into the camera.  A voice-over
asked.  "Are hemorrhoids getting in the way of a good ass fuck?"

The woman nodded.

The voice said, "Try medicated AssIn.  It not only has the top quality
ass lubrication you expected from AssIn, but it has active ingredients
to reduce the swelling and pain of hemorrhoids.  Apply it daily and
not only will you feel better, but you'll be ready for any sudden
ass fuck desires.

The scene changed to the old woman getting fucked in the ass by an
old man.  "Thank you, AssIn!" she said.  

The commercial ended **

"Welcome to showcase on 'The Prize is Tight'" said Big to the
camera.  "Ryan and Rod are here.  Ryan, you were the big winner.  You
won the twin sisters, so you go first.  Let's see showcase number one."

Ralph spoke as a curtain opened up to display what might be won.
"The five member Cal State bikini team!  Five beautiful fit blondes for
your every pleasure.  You and the bikini team will be on a boat for
ten wonderful days and nights.  When you're not topside on the boat
going topside on one of your girls, there is a huge bed in the state
room that sleeps six not that your going to get much sleep.  All this
can be yours on 'The Prize is Tight'

The crowd applauded.

"Would you like to bid or pass on this showcase, Ryan?" Big asked.

"Pass, Big.  I won the identical twin sisters and the bikini girls 
look too much alike.  I want some variety."

"Rod, your bid," said Big

"Ummm...1250," said Rod

"1250," repeated Big.  "Let's see showcase number two!"

Ralph spoke, "It's high school girls on parade!  

A curtain opened to display four dressing partitions.  One could see
the silhouette outline of a girl behind each partition.  

Ralph continued, "If you win this showcase, you will get a new girl a
day for a school week.  First a 14-year old catholic school girl."

A girl in a white blouse and a plaid skirt stepped out from behind
a partition.  She turned around and bent over to show white cotton
panties.  She then stood up and faced the guys.

"Your second day," said Ralph, "is a 14 year old girl from the 
all-girl Anis Prep School of Virginia."

A girl stepped out in a blue sweater and blue skirt.  The sweater
accentuated well-formed breasts."

"Your third day," said Ralph, "is a 15-year old Japanese school girl."

She appeared dressed in the traditional "sailor suit" for school girls
in Japan.  She had a lollipop in her mouth.  She took it out and 
licked on it sensually.


"And finally," said Ralph, "Wait!  You're thinking aren't there five
days of school a week.  There is!  Your last girl you get for two
days!  She's a 15-year old cheerleader.  She just made the cheer squad
as a freshman and the football team hasn't gotten to her yet.  She's
completely "fresh" if you know what I mean. 

The cheerleader stepped out in her short blue and white skirt.  Her
sweater was pale blue with white sleeves and said 'Tigers'.

"Each girl can be yours on 'The Prize is Tight'," Ralph finished.

The crowd screamed.

"What's your bid, Ryan?" asked Big.

"1900, answered Ryan"

"We'll be right back to find out who won after a few words from one
of our sponsors," said Big.

**
A voice-over said, "Are you a guy having trouble getting your cock in
your partner's ass?"  The scene shows a sad guy.  "Are you a gal who
would love a dick in your ass but it hurts too much?"  The scene shows
a sad gal. "Try AssIn.  It's a revolutionary ass lubricant that makes
ass fucking easy."  The scene changed to the guy pumping his cock in
the gal's ass.  The gal turned her head back to look at the camera
and said, "Thank you, AssIn.   The guy then said, "Thank you, AssIn".
The voice-over then said, "AssIn for all your ass pleasure."  Words on
the screen displayed and said, "Sold at a retail store near you."

"Welcome back to 'The Prize is Tight', said Big.  "We are about to
find out who our showcase winner is.  Now let me tell you, if either
of you is within $50 dollars without going over, you win both 
showcases."

Big stepped over to Rod.  "Rod, you bid $1250.  Actual cost is $1550
for a difference of $300 dollars."

The crowd politely applauded.

Big stepped over to Ryan. "Ryan, you bid $1900.  Actual cost is $1750.
You are over.  Rod, you win!"

Rod leapt for joy.

"Follow Barbie," Big said to Rod as she appeared at the side of the
stage. "We have a limo to take you and the Cal State team to the boat
right away.  Try not to get the party going too hard in the limo."

Big then addresses the TV camera.  "Thank you for watching 'The Prize
is Tight'. Remember to spay and neuter your animals and if you get 
yourself fixed, you never have to worry about pregnancy.  Take it away,
Ralph."

"This is Ralph Rallins.  See you tomorrow and remember a happy ass is
an ass that uses AssIn."

THE END.

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