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Subject: {ASSM} {REVIEW} The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, May
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 01:10:22 -0400
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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, May
Part: 5 of 2003
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The May 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:
With sincere apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan AND the impending
"Pirates of the Carribean" story festival, the Mighty Taverna Arts
Players present:
"The Writings of Pendance"
ALL: Pour, O pour the story sherry;
Fill, O fill the story glass;
And, to make us more than merry
Let the story bumper pass.
Gary: For today our story 'prentice
Rises from indentures freed;
Strong his pen, and keen his script is
He's a writer now indeed
ALL: Here's good luck to Author's ventures!
Author's out of his indentures.
Gary: Words a-plenty, now he's writing,
And alone he's fit to fly,
Which we're bent on signalizing
With unusual revelry.
ALL: Here's good luck to Author's ventures!
Author's out of his indentures.
Pour, O pour the story sherry;
Fill, O fill the story glass;
And, to make us more than merry
Let the story bumper pass.
(Author rises and comes forward with story Muse, who enters)
Muse: Wotinell d'you think you're doing
with this hopping back and for'd?
Knock off all this song and dance crap,
and present the damn award!
All: Knock off all this song and dance crap,
and present the damn award!
Fine! I can take a hint. <Ahem> "The winner of the Silver
Clitorides Award for the best story of the month of May, 2003, is
Marigold by Vulgar Argot.
"Congratulations, V.A.! And congratulations to all the authors,
Finalists, and Nominees!"
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The May 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Winner:
Marigold http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/www/
by Vulgar Argot http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/www/
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The May 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Finalists
Life on Bedlow Street
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Knave_of_Hearts/Life%20on%20Bedlow%20Street.txt
by Knave of Hearts http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Knave_of_Hearts/www/
Marigold http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/www/
by Vulgar Argot http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/www/
Memorial Day http://www.cleansheets.com/exotica/kimera_05.21.03.shtml
by Mike Kimera http://www.cleansheets.com/toc.shtml
Mother's Day http://www.storiesonline.net
by Jessy19 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/jessy19/
Parent/Teacher http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/teacher.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/
Twins http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/twins.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/
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The May 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees
At The Violet Hour http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/42475
by Kalisha Connors http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Kalisha/www/
Darrell Finch http://www.erotica-readers.com/GD/S-Darrell.htm
by Jane Noel http://www.erotica-readers.com/
Hot to Frott http://www.cleansheets.com/exotica/kimera_05.28.03.shtml
by Mike Kimera http://www.cleansheets.com/toc.shtml
Innocence and Experience http://www.erotica-readers.com/
by Mike Kimera http://www.erotica-readers.com/
Life on Bedlow Street
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Knave_of_Hearts/Life%20on%20Bedlow%20Street.txt
by Knave of Hearts http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Knave_of_Hearts/www/
Marigold http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/www/
by Vulgar Argot http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/www/
Memorial Day http://www.cleansheets.com/exotica/kimera_05.21.03.shtml
by Mike Kimera http://www.cleansheets.com/toc.shtml
Mother's Day http://www.storiesonline.net
by Jessy19 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/jessy19/
Parent/Teacher http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/teacher.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/teacher.html
Protective Custody http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dorsai/www/Protective_Custody.html
by Dorsai http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dorsai/www/
Sandy http://www.storiesonline.net/
by Greendog http://www.storiesonline.net/
Straight Up http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/scipio/www/ShortStories/StraightUp.htm
by Nick Scipio http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/scipio/www/
Twins http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/twins.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/teacher.html
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