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Subject: {ASSM} Song Parody : Double-B-W
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Original: If You Wanna Be Happy (Jimmy Soul)
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
This is my personal point of view
Get a sexy Double-B-W
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
A sexy Double-B-W
Will make perfect wife for you
A skinny woman is just too damn small
All cold and bony in the sack and all
As soon as ya' fuckin' her with ya' heart
The skinny thing starts to fall apart
But if you marry a biggie-size girl
You'll be the happiest man in the world
A B-B-W cooks your meals and then
Gives up the booty again and again
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
This is my personal point of view
Get a sexy Double-B-W
Don't let your friends say "She's too much waist"
Go ahead and marry anyway
Bigger titties
And a bigger ass
Take it from me
Mean a tighter snatch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
A sexy Double-B-W
Will make perfect wife for you
Say man!
Say what?
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's a biggieeeeeeee!
Yeah, she's big'n, and she loves to suck, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
This is my personal point of view
Get a sexy Double-B-W
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
A sexy Double-B-W
Will make perfect wife for you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
This is my personal point of view
Get a sexy Double-B-W
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
A sexy Double-B-W
Will make perfect wife for you
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Double-B-W
Qe'van (C) 2003
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