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Subject: {ASSM} Hammon Wry's Words of the Day for February 27, 2003
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Hammon Wry's Words of the Day for Thursday February 27, 2003

Note: Due to copyright laws, I am hesitant to include the definitions
and pronunciations of the words of the day.  I have provided the
websites for each so that you can look up the words for yourself.  

This is an exercise in writing discipline.  I am trying to get into
the habit of writing something every day.  I figure if I use the words
of the day from two sources in a sexual context, I will have
inspiration and motivation.  

And now, on to Hammon Wry's Words of the Day!
(C) E. Howe   2003
All rights reserved

Dictionary.com's word of the day: spoony
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2003/02/27.html
M-W.com's word of the day: meritorious
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/mwwodarch.pl?Feb.27

"You've got it bad, don't you, Jan?"
"What do you mean, Lisa?"
"Look at you, you've been stirring that cup of coffee for 10 minutes."
She blushed, and stopped the spoon in mid-stir.  She pulled it from
the lukewarm brew and put it in her mouth to test the temperature.
Pulling from between her lips, she held it up, and looked at it.  "I
suppose I am a bit spoony, aren't I?"

Her companion groaned at the pun.  Chuckling, she set the stainless
steel utensil on the saucer.  

"So tell me about him--who could be so meritorious as to get you--of
all people-- to be so smitten?"
"I met him through some friends."
"What's his name?  What does he look like?  What does he do for a
living?"  She glanced around the restaurant, then lowered her voice.
"Is he good in bed?"

Lisa took a sip of the coffee.  It was still warm enough to drink.
"You only want to know what he's like in bed, don't you?"  

"Well, yeah.  But I do want to know if he drags his knuckles while he
walks--you deserve better, even if he is good in bed."

Lisa considered her friend Jan for a moment.  "He's handsome.  He's a
lawyer and is very good in bed.  And his name is Al."

"Al Smith?  A lawyer?"
Lisa nodded, surprised that her freind knew his name.  
Jan grinned.  "No wonder you are so moonstruck-- he is good in bed.
Too bad he's married, Lisa!"
"Not!  Get out!"
"I swear to God!"
Lisa looked at Jan.  "You can't be serious..."
Jan nodded her head.  "I dated him a few months ago.  Got a call from
his wife, asking me to break it off.  I did.  But I remember just how
good he was in bed--I swear that man has the stamina of a stallion..."

Lisa felt a surge of emotions.  Anger, hurt, betrayal.  She let them
wash over her as Jan babbled on about his prowess.  A plan began to
form in her mind.  A stop at the local hardware store, then to by film
for her camera.  This was the last time she would be taken for a fool
by any man. 


Hammon Wry

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