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Subject: {ASSM} Hammon Wry's Words of the Day for January 23, 2003
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Hammon Wry's Words of the Day for Thursday January 23, 2003

Note: Due to copyright laws, I am hesitant to include the definitions
and pronunciations of the words of the day.  I have provided the
websites for each so that you can look up the words for yourself.  

This is an exercise in writing discipline.  I am trying to get into
the habit of writing something every day.  I figure if I use the words
of the day from two sources in a sexual context, I will have
inspiration and motivation.  

And now, on to Hammon Wry's Words of the Day!
(C) E. Howe   2003
All rights reserved

Dictionary.com's word of the day: lackadaisical 
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2003/01/23.html
M-W.com's word of the day: plumply 
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/mwwodarch.pl?Jan.23

'..."How odd we human beings are.  Why is it that some approach the
making of the beast with two backs hesitantly, with trepidation, and
others take to sex plumply, with verve and relish?  And then there is
the asexual, utterly lackadaisical about it all, and could not be
bothered."

I shrugged.  "I'm just a regular joe.  I haven't  a clue.  But I gots
to wonder--all different kinds of sex, too--plain old missionary to
snuff films, and everyt'ing in between."
"True, true.  We also pair bond with our own genders, too..."
"Don't go looking at *me* like that pal.  You ain't my type..."
"Pshaw.  And you are hardly mine, my good chap.  But consider this:
as a species,  that is hardly a survival trait."
"I dunno, pal.  What happens when you get too many mouths at the
trough?  You get starvation.  How many souls we gots on record? 5
billion?"
"Somewhere in that vicinity, yes."
"So, it makes sense, don't it?  Get some of them to go for each other,
and they ain't makin' babies."
"True, and point made."
I picked up the empty glass.  "Another one? Or you's set for now?"
"I do believe I'll have another.  Pondering the mysteries of the human
sexual condition is thirsty work."
I poured another of the amber liquid, and set it down.  "So, what
makes you so pensive, pal?"
"It's my wife."
 Ah, now we were on familiar ground.  "She not interested anymore?"
"Oh, good heavens, no!  I could only wish.  She won't let me alone.
I'm fairly worn to a nubbin!"
I stopped the circular motion of the bar rag on the surface of the
wood and looked at him.  "You's gotta be kiddin' me.  Do you know how
many men would kill for a wife like that?"
"I fear that I am the one who may be killed in the end."

Hammon Wry
Who was it that said "Marriage is thirsty work"? 

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