Message-ID: <42309asstr$1052313007@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <newsmaster@sdc.cox.net> X-Original-Path: 53ab2750!not-for-mail From: Hammon Wry <Hammon_Wry-No-Spam@awench.cotse.net> Reply-To: Hammon_Wry-No-Spam@awench.cotse.net X-Original-Message-ID: <6pefbv4ijk7uaqj7sqmhjti8onb7hkn2np@4ax.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 06 May 2003 09:42:58 EDT X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Tue, 06 May 2003 13:42:58 GMT Subject: {ASSM} Hammon Wry's Words of the Day for January 23, 2003 Date: Wed, 7 May 2003 09:10:07 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/42309> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, IceAltar Hammon Wry's Words of the Day for Thursday January 23, 2003 Note: Due to copyright laws, I am hesitant to include the definitions and pronunciations of the words of the day. I have provided the websites for each so that you can look up the words for yourself. This is an exercise in writing discipline. I am trying to get into the habit of writing something every day. I figure if I use the words of the day from two sources in a sexual context, I will have inspiration and motivation. And now, on to Hammon Wry's Words of the Day! (C) E. Howe 2003 All rights reserved Dictionary.com's word of the day: lackadaisical http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2003/01/23.html M-W.com's word of the day: plumply http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/mwwodarch.pl?Jan.23 '..."How odd we human beings are. Why is it that some approach the making of the beast with two backs hesitantly, with trepidation, and others take to sex plumply, with verve and relish? And then there is the asexual, utterly lackadaisical about it all, and could not be bothered." I shrugged. "I'm just a regular joe. I haven't a clue. But I gots to wonder--all different kinds of sex, too--plain old missionary to snuff films, and everyt'ing in between." "True, true. We also pair bond with our own genders, too..." "Don't go looking at *me* like that pal. You ain't my type..." "Pshaw. And you are hardly mine, my good chap. But consider this: as a species, that is hardly a survival trait." "I dunno, pal. What happens when you get too many mouths at the trough? You get starvation. How many souls we gots on record? 5 billion?" "Somewhere in that vicinity, yes." "So, it makes sense, don't it? Get some of them to go for each other, and they ain't makin' babies." "True, and point made." I picked up the empty glass. "Another one? Or you's set for now?" "I do believe I'll have another. Pondering the mysteries of the human sexual condition is thirsty work." I poured another of the amber liquid, and set it down. "So, what makes you so pensive, pal?" "It's my wife." Ah, now we were on familiar ground. "She not interested anymore?" "Oh, good heavens, no! I could only wish. She won't let me alone. I'm fairly worn to a nubbin!" I stopped the circular motion of the bar rag on the surface of the wood and looked at him. "You's gotta be kiddin' me. Do you know how many men would kill for a wife like that?" "I fear that I am the one who may be killed in the end." Hammon Wry Who was it that said "Marriage is thirsty work"? -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com> | | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderator: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d, look for subject {ASSD}| |Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+