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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2002, September
Part: 9 of 2002
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The September 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:
It was a much-subdued crowd gathered in La Taverna tonight. Authors
and fans, gathered in response to a summons to the solution of a
mystery. The mystery of Who Killed Kenny Gamera.
Staring at each of the participants in turn, Gary announced, "One of
us in this room is the perpetrator." An undercurrent of murmuring
and nattering washed over the room.
Leaning close to two of the whisperers, Gary overheard Selena
Jardine sexily saying, "Murmur, murmur, murmur... murmur." DrSpin
responded, "Nattér nattér. Nattér." It was just as he suspected.
French.
"It all comes down to Means, Opportunity, and Motive. Means...
Opportunity..." Gary repeated slowly and with emphasis, "...and
Motive." He paced in front of the gathered suspects.
He stopped in front of celia batau, idly playing with her boning
knives and scissors. "celia certainly had the means," he said,
pointing. "hi, Gary!" celia responded. "Have you changed your mind
about learning to be a slave?"
Gary moved to the next suspect with alacrity. Apparently, alacrity
was uncomfortable with slavery, too. "As for motive, celia's
'Submission 113' was in competition with Kenny's 'A Pepsi.' He spun
on his heel. "As was Selena Jardine's 'Red, Light'!"
"Vous ne savez pas de quoi vous parlez," Selena responded. "Je
faisais lécher mes ongles d'orteil ce jour-là." Beside her, DrSpin
nodded as though he understood what she said.
"So was 'Russian Radiance'," Gary pointed out, fixing DrSpin with a
gimlet eye.
Being neither broken, nor in need of a gimlet eye, Spin shrugged it
off. It fell into his drink, which was not a gimlet, either. "Not
much motive 'ere, Mate. Me 'n Dyson's already struck Gold. So's
the French Sheila."
Gary nodded. That still left DB Story, the secret grrl, and iambe.
He whirled on DB Story, flanked by two impossibly perfect specimens
of feminine pulchritude. "Where were you on the night of the
seventh?" he interrogated.
"He was with us," his companions replied together.
"The third? Twenty-third? Nineteenth? Fifth?" Same answer each
time. Sheesh. When did he find time to write?
Gary turned to the secret grrl. "I suppose you have an alibi, too?"
She nodded.
Gary waited patiently. Finally, he was forced to ask, "Well? What
is it?"
"It's a secret," she responded.
"Oh." Gary turned away.
Oosh stood. "Surely, after dismissing all the other Silver
Clitorides Finalists as suspects, you're not implying that Iambe
killed Kenny?"
Gary looked startled. "Of course not! She had no motive at all.
After all, 'Flagrante Delicto I: Velvet' is the winner of the Silver
Clitorides Award for best story of the month of September, 2002."
The assembled crowd broke out in cheers.
"Then who killed Kenny Gamera?" shouted one author.
"Nobody. Kenny isn't dead. Congratulations Iambe, and all of the
nominees and finalists for October."
The September 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Winner:
Flagrante Delicto I: Velvet http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/celestial_pen/www/velvet.html
by iambe http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/celestial_pen/www/
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The September 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Finalists:
Flagrante Delicto I: Velvet http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/celestial_pen/www/velvet.html
by iambe http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/celestial_pen/www/
Mandy http://home.att.net/files/Authors/db_story/www/Mandy.html
by DB Story http://home.att.net/files/Authors/db_story/www/
A Pepsi http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/38071
by Kenny Gamera http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Gamera/
Red, Light http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/RedLight.htm
by Selena Jardine http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/
Seduces Me http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/thesecretgrrl/www/stories/seducesme.html
by the secret grrl http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/thesecretgrrl/www/
Submission 113 http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/38298
by celia batau
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The September 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees:
Before the Storm http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Ann_Douglas/www/before.htm
by Ann Douglas http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Ann_Douglas/www/
Fall of the House of Whores
http://assm1.asstr-mirror.org/cgi-bin/field_search.cgi?search=Fall+House+Whores&
index=subject
by Mr. Slot http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/mr_slot/
Flagrante Delicto I: Velvet http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/celestial_pen/www/velvet.html
by iambe http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/celestial_pen/www/
Friday Night at the Adult Bookstore
http://www.cleansheets.com/fiction/kimera_09.25.02.shtml
by Mike Kimera http://www.cleansheets.com/
Leah http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Simon/www/leah.html
by Simon http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Simon/www/
A Little Naughtiness http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/38313
by Courtney Sweet http://erotic.stories.by.courtney-sweet.com/
Mandy http://home.att.net/files/Authors/db_story/www/Mandy.html
by DB Story http://home.att.net/files/Authors/db_story/www/
Marilynn http://home.att.net/files/Authors/db_story/www/Marilyn.html
by DB Story http://home.att.net/files/Authors/db_story/www/
Menage a Noir http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/menage.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/
A Pepsi http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/38071
by Kenny Gamera http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Gamera/
Petunia http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/NightShade/Pet_all.txt
by NightShade http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/NightShade
Red, Light http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/RedLight.htm
by Selena Jardine http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/
Russian Radiance http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/38263
by DrSpin
http://assm1.asstr-mirror.org/cgi-bin/field_search.cgi?search=drspin@newsguy.com&
index=email
Seduces Me http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/thesecretgrrl/www/stories/seducesme.html
by the secret grrl http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/thesecretgrrl/www/
Submission 113 http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/38298
by celia batau
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