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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2002, July
Part: 7 of 2002
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The July 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:
It was another raucous night in La Taverna (The Official Bar of the
2002 Autumnal Pornolympics). Someone had rounded up the usual
suspects. Same old crowd by the aquarium, give or take a new face
or two. Same old crowd on the same old barstools (and one high
chair.) Same old clerics pontificating or sermonizing. Same old,
same old.
One sudden change - like "the wave" at a football stadium, a bunch
of the female authors (and a few males) flashed their talents, and
the patrons at large flooded the room with cheers. This was outside
the norm. It was a welcome distraction from the dry discussions of
"two", "too", or "to."
Wait just a damp minuet! (I'm a wet blanket at a formal dance.)
Wasn't this beginning to sound like a repeat of last month's award
presentation? I looked around for my muse...
Strange. La Taverna appeared to be be packed with four times as
many women as men! And the women seemed different somehow. I
couldn't put my finger on it (at least not without getting slapped),
but the dresses and blouses seemed, well, fuller. I wondered
briefly whose muse the clues would identify as the source of the
"enhancements," and whether the recipients would be amused.
"Oh, well," I thought, scratching at the rash on my neck. "Probably
nothing that will concern me anyway." I tacked the latest revision
of the Silver Clitty Frequently Asked Questions on the bulletin
board and ordered a Zombie at the bar. It just seemed appropriate
tonight. I glanced at my watch. I had a couple of hours to go.
Behind and above the bar, a television was tuned to CNN Headline
News. Two busty anchorwomen I had never seen before were explaining
something about government employees reporting to recycling centers
and landfills. I'm a government employee. I glanced at my watch
again.
At 25 after the hour, the anchorbabes had switched to sports.
Apparently, a preseason charity scrimmage between the Dallas Cowboys
and Green Bay Packers was cancelled because only the busty
cheerleaders and one of the referees showed up. When I saw my
congressman at the landfill, I might complain. Probably not,
though. I had a feeling it was nothing that would concern me,
shortly.
Finally after a commercial, the anchorwomen came back to the top
news. They announced, "The winner of the Silver Clitoride Award for
best story of July, 2002 goes to 'Nano Virus', by cmsix at Stories
Online."
I left my car keys on the bar and called for a cab. Someone may as
well enjoy my car. On my way out, I waved at cmsix, surrounded by a
dozen or so large-breasted women. One of them was idly rubbing the
rash on his neck.
"Congratulations to cmsix, and to all the finalists!"
The July 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Winner:
Nano Virus
by cmsix http://www.storiesonline.net/
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The July 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Finalists.
AI Girl http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/tenyari/AI_Girl.txt
by Tenyari http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/tenyari/
Gone http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dryad/www/gone.html
by Dryad http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dryad/www/
Nano Virus
by cmsix http://www.storiesonline.net/
The Big O2 http://www.ewpub.org/authors/icephoenix/O2/O2_frames.html
By Ice Phoenix http://www.ewpub.org/
Art of Her Desire http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/37290
by Purple Herald http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/PurpleHeraldy/
Betsy's Finest Hour http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/HIA_bfh.htm
by Alexis Siefert http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/
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The July 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees:
Dance With the Deacon
by D.K.N. Burke http://www.storiesonline.net/
AI Girl http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/tenyari/AI_Girl.txt
by Tenyari http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/tenyari/
Gone http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dryad/www/gone.html
by Dryad http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dryad/www/
Nano Virus
by cmsix http://www.storiesonline.net/
Now What? http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/nowwhat.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/
The Big O2 http://www.ewpub.org/authors/icephoenix/O2/O2_frames.html
By Ice Phoenix http://www.ewpub.org/
Art of Her Desire http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/37290
by Purple Herald http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/PurpleHeraldy/
Betsy's Finest Hour http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/HIA_bfh.htm
by Alexis Siefert http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/
Lust and Murder in Small Town X
by DKN Burke http://www.storiesonline.net/
Abducted and Enslaved
by Mark Merereau http://www.storiesonline.net/
Paradise Ranch
by Bobfr http://www.storiesonline.net/
Boystown
by Bobfr http://www.storiesonline.net/
Maid Elizabeth http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/SM/wwwilodon/Maid_beth.htm
by Smilodon http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/SM/wwwilodon/
Death of Innocence
by Yellow Snow www.ewpub.org
I Was a World Cup Widow http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Souvie/www/worldcup.html
by Souvie http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Souvie/www/
The Venus Triangle http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/37178
by Allison George
Homecoming http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Ann_Douglas/www/homecom.htm
by Ann Douglas http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Ann_Douglas/www/
Raconteur (Star Trek: VOY)
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/CaitN/raconteur.txt
by Cait N http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/CaitN/www/
Anatomy of an Orgasm http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Pami/www/orgasm.html
by Pami http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Pami/www/
Always Loved Her
by General Principle http://www.storiesonline.net/
James http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/MikeC/JAMES/
by MikeC http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/MikeC/
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