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Subject: {ASSM} {REVIEW} The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2002, August
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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2002, August
Part: 8 of 2002
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The August 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:
It seems like only minutes have passed in La Taverna since Rui Jorge
presented the 2002 Golden Clitoride Awards. In the wake of that
award ceremony, presenting the Silver Clitoride Award for best story
of the month of August, 2002, might seem almost anti-climactic.
But it isn't.
All around the tavern, revellers buy drinks, slap backs, kiss cheeks
(some even on the face), and utter congratulations. Jimmy Bot rolls
over to Gary's table, where, a glazed look on his face, he fondles
his clit in obvious dazed rapture.
Gary's Muse taps him on the shoulder. No response.
A certain winged nymph flutters over and, after whispered
consultation with Gary's Muse, arranges herself daintily seated on
Jimmy Bot's head.
"A-hem"
No response.
She tries again. "A-hem."
Same response. With a wave of her insubstantial looking silver wand,
a deafening boom is heard inside the Taverna.
Immediate silence.
"A-hem," she whispers, a lopsided smile on her face. She straightens
her wings, adjusts her bodice and announces, "I now present to you
the presenter of the August 2002 Silver Clitoride Award... Mr. Gary
Jordan!"
Stunned by the boom, Gary still manages to stand. "Thank you, BN,"
he acknowledges. She just grins and nods, wriggling on JB's head.
"It is my very distinct pleasure to award the Silver Clitoride Award
for the best story of the Month of August, 2002, to 'The View From
Inside' by Alexis Siefert."
Like Rui before him Gary says, "Congratulations, Alexis. And all the
writers, period. Job well done." With a sigh of relief that gets
promptly drowned out by the cheering, backslapping and general
revelry, Gary sits and raises a glass. "To Alexis, and all the
Authors, Editors and fans!"
He swallows his hot chocolate. He aims at La Taverna's hearth.
This glass will never be used for a lesser purpose - it shatters
among the logs.
The August 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Winner:
The View From Inside http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/HIA_tvfi.htm
by Alexis Siefert http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/
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The August 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Finalists:
The View From Inside http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/HIA_tvfi.htm
by Alexis Siefert http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/
Ahead of the Game
http://www.ewpub.org/authors/yellowsnow/aog/aog-001.html
by Yellow Snow http://www.ewpub.org/
Maid Elizabeth http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/SM/wwwilodon/Maid_beth.htm
by Smilodon http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/SM/wwwilodon/
My Condition
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/NightShade/MyCondtn.txt
by Nightshade http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/NightShade/
Office Games http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/DarkPen/www/main_sty.html
by Dark Pen http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/DarkPen/www/
The End of the Dry Spell
by Al Steiner http://www.storiesonline.net/
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The August 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees:
Ahead of the Game
http://www.ewpub.org/authors/yellowsnow/aog/aog-001.html
by Yellow Snow http://www.ewpub.org/
Kissing Counts http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/kissing.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/
Mind Fuck http://www.asstr-mirror.org/~mcstories/MindFuck/index.html
by Zebulon
Maid Elizabeth http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/SM/wwwilodon/Maid_beth.htm
by Smilodon http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/SM/wwwilodon/
My Condition
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/NightShade/MyCondtn.txt
by Nightshade http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/NightShade/
Office Games http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/DarkPen/www/main_sty.html
by Dark Pen http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/DarkPen/www/
The Slut http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Hephaestus/www/slut.html
by Hephaestus http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Hephaestus/www/
Many Consequences http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Hephaestus/www/consequences.html
by Hephaestus http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Hephaestus/www/
More Sluts are Born http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Hephaestus/www/sluts.html
by Hephaestus http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Hephaestus/www/
The View From Inside http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/HIA_tvfi.htm
by Alexis Siefert http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/
Christmas Break (doorknobs) http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&
ie=UTF-8&group=alt.sex.stories.moderated&safe=off&scoring=r&as_drrb=b&
as_mind=1&as_minm=8&as_miny=2002&as_maxd=31&as_maxm=8&as_maxy=2002&
selm=38062asstr%241030770605%40assm.asstr-mirror.org
by Mat Twassel
The End of the Dry Spell
by Al Steiner http://www.storiesonline.net/
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