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Subject: {ASSM} Hammon Wry's Words of the Day for February 13, 2003
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Hammon Wry's Words of the Day for February 13, 2003
Note: Due to copyright laws, I am hesitant to include the definitions
and pronunciations of the words of the day.  I have provided the
websites for each so that you can look up the words for yourself.  

Dictionary.com provides a free utility call "Clever Keys" that allows
you to highlight an unknown word, hit CTRL+L, and it will take you to
that word on their website.  You can find it here: 

http://www.cleverkeys.com/ck.html?p=home&os=

This is an excersize in writing discipline.  I am trying to get into
the habit of writing something every day.  I figure if I use the words
of the day from two sources in a sexual context, I will have
inspiration and motivation.  

And now, on to Hammon Wry's Words of the Day!
(C) E. Howe   2003
All rights reserved

Dictionary.com's word of the day: ingenue
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2003/02/13.html
M-W.com's word of the day: unregenerate
http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/mwwodarch.pl?Feb.13

"I am hardly innocent, you know.  I have seen a man naked before."
"Have you ever seen one naked while he was aroused?"
"Ah...what do you mean, aroused?  Angry?"
"No, I mean lustful, erect."
"I should think not!  I have only seen a man naked
once--Michaelangelo's David."
"Then, my dear, you are an ingenue.  That is not a man, that is a
statue!"
"But I am told that it is very true to life!"
"It is obvious that they were innocent too, to think that.  David is
not very accurate.  His feet and hands are too large, and his manhood
is miniscule."
"It--he--is?"
"Yes.  Feel this--and compare."
"Oh!  It's getting bigger...unhand me!  Let go!"
"Madam, it is you who are handling me."
"But you have trapped my hand--how can any woman take that?  It is too
large!"
"A woman can bear a baby, can't she?  This is small compared to that.
Your hand feels warm against me.  You are flushed.  And you have yet
to move your hand away.  Do you like what you feel there?"
"I will admit a certain curiosity, sir.  But I cannot allow this to
proceed--and I will be unregenerate in my innocence and naivete.
Release my hand, sir."
"There.  I have let it go.  If you would kindly release my manhood
now, or shall I relieve you of your innocence and naivete?"

Hammon Wry

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