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Subject: {ASSM} Hammon Wry's  Words of the Day for January 24, 2003: Piratical Adventure
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Hammon Wry's  Words of the Day for Friday January 24, 2003
Note: Due to copyright laws, I am hesitant to include the definitions
and pronunciations of the words of the day.  I have provided the
websites for each so that you can look up the words for yourself.  

Dictionary.com provides a free utility call "Clever Keys" that allows
you to highlight an unknown word, hit CTRL+L, and it will take you to
that word on their website.  You can find it here: 

http://www.cleverkeys.com/ck.html?p=home&os=

This is an excersize in writing discipline.  I am trying to get into
the habit of writing something every day.  I figure if I use the words
of the day from two sources in a sexual context, I will have
inspiration and motivation.  

And now, on to Hammon Wry's Words of the Day!
(C) E. Howe   2003
All rights reserved

Dictionary.com's word of the day: scuttlebutt
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scuttlebutt
M-W.com's word of the day: argy-bargy
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=argy-bargy


"...Lady Miriam Elspeth Hortensia Rogers-Whitlow awoke to the creak
and groan of a wooden deck, and the sound of voices arguing on the
other side of the bulkhead of her confines.  She tried to roll over ,
but found that she was tied like a basket, arms behind her and wrists
affixed to her ankles.  Her skirts, so carefully pressed that morning,
were in a state of disarray.  She blushed as she realized her
dishabille.   To further confound her situation, she was gagged with a
wad of sailcloth that was dry and scratchy, and held in place with a
length of hemp rope that rubbed her tender skin raw.  

In all her tender years, she had never imagined that she would be
kidnapped on the very morning of her 18th birthday, taken from the
garden by a band of robustious brigands.  She suspected that it had to
do with the fact that she would have been inheriting her late parent's
estate.  In fact, she was fairly certain that her foppish Uncle Edwin
was behind it.  

As her senses coalesced, she could smell tar and sea-spray,  and heard
the ubiquitous slosh of the waves against the hull of the ship.  It
was dark, and the wooden planks beneath her were none too clean nor
dry.  Habit made her wince at the stains that would surely set on the
silk moiré fabric of her gown.  Her sense of irony kicked in as she
heard the argy-bargy of the men outside the compartment she occupied.
How could she be concerned for a frock when she was the subject of
such terrifying talk?

'I say we hang her by her thumbs from the overhead, and take her from
that position!'
'Argh, matey, nay.  Tie her to the mast face out on her knees, and
leave her mouth free for fucking..."
'Ho-ho!  I'd not trust her teeth that close to my jools, matey, I'd
like to see her arse over the scuttlebutt--
*CRACK!*
'SILENCE, you fools!'

Miriam strained to hear the new voice.  It was rich, a reverberant and
resonant baritone.  From the inflection of those three words, she
could tell he was educated, and possibly upper-class.  The sound of
that voice gave her an odd frisson of some unknown sensation.  How
could she in her innocence know that it was arousal? 

The voice continued: 'I'll not countenance such talk.  The bitch is
mine, and there will be no sharing of her with the likes of you lot.
Her maidenhead is worth more than you can comprehend, but only if it
is intact!"

Some lack-wit had the temerity to ask 'Does that mean you're only
going to fuck her arse, Captain?'

Another resounding *CRACK!*, and Miriam heard the scream of pain from
the hapless sailor.

Hammon Wry

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