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Author: Homer Vargas
Title: As Dr. Vargas
Part: 
Universe:
Summary: Advice column in a world in which romantic
love is the greatest obscenity.
Keywords: MF, Sci-fi
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First Posted 4/12/99
Last Edited 3/31/02

Ask Dr. Vargas (MF, Sci-fi)
Homer Vargas
Vargas111@yahoo.com


Thanks to Jane Urquhart for proofreading this Easter
reflection.

Attention: Most Twenty-Second Century people will find
the following transcripts of three of Dr. Homer
Vargas's advice sessions extremely disturbing and
offensive.  No one without the direst need for help
with these problems should be reading this.  Children
under 25 should GO AWAY!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Ask Dr. Vargas

Greetings again.  As those of you who have visited
this website before know, I am Dr. Homer Vargas, a
licensed on-line sexual therapist.  The State has
assigned me the rather unpleasant duty of advising
unfortunate souls who are caught in the grip of
various perversions of a sexual origin.  While I try
to give objective and scientific answers to the
questions that troubled souls pose to me, remember
that the origin of most problems is in the heart and
evil desires of an unregenerate spirit.  Prayer and
self-flagellation will enable you to deal with most
problems.


Dear Dr. Vargas,

The man I have been paired with for the last three
years and I have a problem.  Recently we have been
given permission to produce a child, but have been
having little success.  Doctors say there is nothing
physiologically wrong with either of us and that we
should just "keep trying."  We want to do our duty and
therefore have been coupling frequently.  Our problem
is that because of all this coupling, we are beginning
to develop feelings for each other.  When he is
coupling with me, my partner sometimes blurts out
things straight out of old pornographic books like, 'I
love you."  I'm afraid I have said things just as bad.

I'm embarrassed to tell you this, but I think the
origin of our problem is that we actually have started
to enjoy the coupling process.  As a matter of fact, I
think my partner secretly enjoyed it all along.  I
know that to a well brought up woman, it's supposed to
be an unpleasant chore, but it sort of grew on me, his
strong arms around me and feeling sort of stuffed full
of his organ.  I was not too worried, however, until a
few nights ago.  My partner has trouble with the
recommended "poke and shoot" method and had been
coupling with me for nearly a half hour, sawing his
rather large penis in and out of me with considerable
energy.  Suddenly I suddenly felt a strange tingling
between my legs which just grew and grew until I was
spasming and bucking and screaming incoherently and
passed out.  I can't tell you the obscene words my
partner said I shouted.

When I awoke, my partner still had his arm around me,
though he was asleep.  He must have delivered quite a
volume of semen into me, because it was still
dribbling out.  Since the "saw and spasm" technique
seemed to produce the most semen, we have been
repeating it several times nightly.  Dr. Vargas, I
just don't know what to do!  It feels GOOD!  I know
that's wrong, but it does.  And I want to keep on
coupling and for that spasming to happen again and
again.  Please help me!

Perverted Partner


Dear Perverted:

You are wise to have written me and I am glad you have
decided to seek professional help with this problem
before it becomes any more ingrained.  Part of your
problem comes from unhealthy reading material.  If you
still have any of those vile old books that sought to
glorify "love" and "affection" and -- what was worse 
even suggest that such emotions were properly
associated with reproduction, destroy them immediately
and tell the authorities where you got them.  Mere
possession of pornography, if you come forward and
confess and help the police track down the purveyors
of this filth, will usually be punished by only a few
lashes.

As for the sensations you report during coupling, that
is something that does occasionally happen to
unfortunate pairs like you who have to couple
repeatedly to produce your assigned offspring.  The
sensation itself is just a electrochemical event and,
as such, is not blameworthy, however troubling it may
be.  Moral fault comes from actively desiring to
experience the sensation, as you have confessed.  For
this you must go to a spiritual advisor and follow his
counsel regarding penance.

Since you must continue to couple if you are to
produce the offspring required of you, your partner
and you must find ways of making the experience truly
distasteful.  I suggest you schedule your couplings at
the end of particularly stressful experiences, perhaps
the penance your spiritual advisor will impose.  "When
the notion strikes" is the very worst time.  Do not,
under any circumstances, let your partner couple with
you for more that about five minutes at a time. 
Insist that he master the "poke and shoot" technique
like other men.  It goes without saying that he should
avoid ejaculation for several days before a coupling
to improve the alacrity of his discharge.

For your part you can help by lying extremely still
during the procedure and keeping your legs fairly
tightly closed.  Splayed legs are obscene and can
incite the very behavior you need to avoid.  Try
keeping the lights out and coupling under covers so
neither you nor your partner sees too much of the
other's naked flesh.  Repulsive as nudity is to us
rationally, during a coupling, it can excite the
vilest emotions.

If you do experience "pleasurable" sensations during
coupling, do not under any circumstances allow your
partner to know this.  Remain silent or complain that
"it hurts."  You can also tell him to hurry up, you've
got better things to do than lie there waiting for him
to poke you.

Concerning the specific problem that drove you to
consult me, I am afraid to tell you I believe you have
experienced an "orgasm."  My heart goes out to you. 
Only a few women are so unlucky as to experience
orgasm during coupling.  Usually only perverts who
allow prolonged stimulation of the genitals with their
own or their partner's figures or -- among the totally
reprobate -- mouth and tongue, experience orgasm. 
Avoiding these vile practices enables most normal
women to go through life without having to deal with
orgasms.  You will just have to try harder.  Going
without sleep for a long period before coupling may
also help.  Some experts think that being too fit may
contribute to experiencing orgasms.  You might
consider putting on an extra fifty pounds or so.  At
the least this will help your partner consider
coupling more of the chore it was meant to be.

Remember, producing offspring should not be and does
not have to be pleasant.  It's up to you not to let
it.


Dear Dr. Vargas.

My partner and I are at the end of our rope.  We have
a female offspring who had never given us any trouble
until about a year ago.  She was a shy, studious,
modest child.  When puberty hit, she just went crazy. 
It began when her body began to change.  Unfortunately
she just does not fit the "ironing board" silhouette
that most girls want.  The poor thing found her
mammaries growing and growing and growing.  By 15 she
was already up to a 32A bra and the other children in
school would "moo" at her as she went by.

We suspect the social rejection had a profound effect
on her.  School authorities started sending us notes
that she was refusing to wear her chador.  One day she
apparently rolled up her gown and exposed the entire
expanse of flesh from the top of her socks all the way
up to her calf!

More recently she had fallen in with a gang with
obscure and disgusting habits.  We believe that
children in this group pair up -- by themselves -- to
study, or snack, or listen to music.  We have heard
that these children -- with the acquiescence of the
parents of some of these delinquents -- hold hands! 
We have warned our offspring that this is unhealthy,
but we fear she engages in the practice, anyway,
especially with one particular boy.

We have tried to interest her in normal recreational
sex allowed for hormone relief.  Our local temple
sponsors events weekly at which young males and
females can couple anonymously with no danger of
emotional entanglement.  She refuses to attend these
"orgies," as she calls them.  She insists that she
only wants to be with her what's-his-name.  We even
suspect she may even be a virgin, "saving herself" for
a life mate!

Deeply Perplexed.


Dear Deeply,

Yours is a growing problem, but no less real and
troubling for that.  "'Everybody's problem' is a
fool's consolation."  It is possible that your
offspring is just going through a phase of adolescent
rebellion and has chosen romanticism and volitionism
as the handiest weapons with which to lash out at
adult society.  Nevertheless, you are right to be
upset by your her behavior.  Can you imagine the havoc
to society if pairing decisions were left to chance
and physical attraction among children?  I do not want
to alarm you, but it could happen.  Children who spend
time together holding hands can grow up to be adults
who think they should choose their own mates and make
coupling and reproduction into an expression of
"love."

This is not as absurd as you may think.  A few
generations ago, that was the norm, or at least the
professed ideal of the society.  In practice it was
not that bad, as most people acted more like the
youngsters at your local temple.

I'm sure you have tried reasoning with your offspring.
 The time has come for more drastic actions.  Some
well-meaning caregivers would resort to force, but I
believe there is a better way, at least one that
deserves a try.

Get her drunk.  When she is very tipsy, take her to
one of the temple events you describe and let nature
take its course.  Likely she will crawl home the next
morning covered in semen, having been coupled with
more times than she can remember by unknown young
males.  If you time it right you can probably ensure
she returns impregnated.

This will almost surely destroy her standing with the
gang she has been hanging out with and will probably
create a lasting distaste for the reproductive act
that will serve her well for the rest of her life. 
This may seem cruel in the short run, but it is better
than her becoming a heretic and social outcast.  Act
now!


Dear Dr. Vargas,

I have always tried to live a good moral life.  I had
little trouble until a few years ago when I was paired
with a woman for reproduction.  Unfortunately, I got
saddled with one of those excitable ones who in
addition is very "pretty."  Actually "voluptuous" is
the old word for her physical type.  Not all of it is
her fault; no matter how much she eats, her waist
remains quite small and only her hips and bust expand.
 She has tried starvation diets, too, but  achieve the
flat-chested profile that most decent women manage. 
Red hair and sparkling green eyes don't help her look
ordinary, either.

When we were first paired, at least my partner's
behavior was proper and I just had to try to ignore
her looks.  We produced one offspring, a young female,
and have been told to produce another.  I want to be a
good citizen, but recently I just  know what to do
with my partner.  Recently she has changed her
appearance and attire.  She refuses to go for weekly
barbering and her hair has grown quite long.  By some
means I do not understand, she has caused it to curl
and fall in waves down her back.  If this were not bad
enough, she has perforated her earlobes and dangles
large gold rings from them, having painted her lips
and fingernails a garish red.

Her attire is equally outrageous.  At home where no
one can see her, she puts on a garment she calls a
"skirt."  This is a short piece of cloth wrapped
tightly around her hips which barely covers her
genitals.  From somewhere she has obtained outlandish
footwear with a very high and narrow heel.  Walking in
these semi-stilts causes her hips to undulate most
disturbingly and makes it more difficult not to see
beneath her "skirt."  When she puts on these obscene
garments she refuses to wear the proper crotch and leg
covers.  Instead, she wears a tiny triangle of cloth
that is worse than total nudity -- or so I thought
until she left it off one day and I saw that she had
shaved off the pubic hear that women are said to have.

I wish I could tell you this is all, but it is not. 
She apparently has gotten the idea that our couplings
should be pleasant!  When we are in bed she refuses to
lie still, but writhes and bucks and rubs herself
between her legs while I am trying to reproduce.  She
claims that she enjoys the process and tries to get me
to practice it more frequently, even on days that I
know are unlikely to result in pregnancy.  I'm sorry
to say that occasionally I allow her outrageous
behavior to excite my base instincts and I give in to
her.  Recently she has been goading me into coupling
with her almost once a week and the fiend still wants
more!

I have tried to reason with her about this behavior,
but she is totally irrational and says that she is
doing this for *me*!  The woman has come to believe
that a decent man could actually want his partner to
dress and behave this way!  She says that she is "in
love" with me and that she wants to couple with me all
the time and wants us to live together for the rest of
our lives even after our offspring have become adult.

I do not believe that my partner is really evil,
however much her behavior may suggest she is.  I wish
her no ill, but I fear that if I remain in the
situation, her behavior may start to rub off on me.

Please help me!

	
Dear Victim,


 From what you have written, I can determine that your
partner is more than just seriously delusional.  She
has heretical intent.  Your course is obvious.  Get
out!  It is especially important that you act
immediately because your partner is exposing an
innocent female offspring to an extremely
inappropriate role model.

It is clear to me that your partner has come under the
influence, whether from some person or through banned
literature, with the concept of Christian "marriage." 
Few would recognize it nowadays, but this was a common
practice during earlier times.  Christianity, a sect
of which you probably have not heard, is a kind of
heresy of our orthodox Manichaeism.  It rejects our
belief in the dualistic struggle of Good and Evil in
the world with the Evil principle dragging us down
through our material natures while the Good tries to
lift us toward pure spirituality.  The reproductive e
act we recognize as the principal snare of the Evil
One.

Christians, on the other hand, believed that the
world, though infused by much evil, was essentially
good, having been "redeemed" by the death and
miraculous resuscitation of their culture-hero, one
"Jesus," whom they called "Christ," hence the cult's
name.  This erroneous tenet led them to believe that
the union of man and woman in "marriage," in addition
to its procreative function, should also be an
expression of love and affection.  Although it sounds
almost too obscene to be spoken, they held that the
pair bond, the "marriage" of "husband" and "wife," was
somehow ("mysteriously") emblematic of the union of
Christ with all believers, which they called the
"Church."  Although your partner's actions are extreme
even by the standards of that perverse creed, she
evidently rejects our belief that the reproductive act
is necessarily evil.

How, you may ask, could any society based on such
disgusting beliefs hold together for a week, much less
two thousand years.  The answer is that Christians
seldom took their absurd beliefs to their obvious
conclusions.  Then too, they were fortunate that some
of their early thinkers, "Fathers of the Church," they
were called, advanced ideas that were not too far from
Manichaeism.  Augustine of Hippo, a libertine in his
youth, and in fact an apostate from Manichaeism,
developed a doctrine of "Original Sin" (the only
Christian doctrine for which there is empirical proof,
one of their wits said).  This Sin Augustine linked
closely to sexual desire.  His and similar teaching,
plus a healthy patriarchy that found sexuality of
women especially troubling, gave them a set of
attitudes that few Manicheans would find
objectionable.  Children, especially girls were taught
that the reproductive act was disgusting and to be
ashamed of their bodies.  This was fairly successful
in ensuring that reproduction was considered a chore.

Excuse me if you found this theological background
boring, but it is necessary for you to understand just
how deeply depraved your partner is and why you must
sever the bond with her as soon as possible.  Normally
the authorities frown on a partner who refuses to live
with his or her assigned pair as this smacks of
"volitionism."  In you case, I'm sure you will have no
problem.  Indeed, to allow a female offspring to live
in a household with a woman such as you describe would
be tantamount to child abuse.

Save yourself and your offspring.  Denounce and
separate yourself from this evil woman.

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