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Subject: {ASSM} Ron's Encounters {As Penned} (exhib MF) RP
Date: Mon,  9 Sep 2002 21:10:03 -0400
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"Ron's Encounters"
    by As Penned


   Males enjoy female exhibitionists and, it seems,
females are offended by male exhibitionists, as a male I am
wary of getting caught, even though I keep trim.

   First:

   One day from upstairs I noticed a very nice girl, late
teens, walking up the street.  I rushed to take off the few
cloths I was wearing and proceeded to walk down the stairs
to coincide with her at the front of my house, as the door
was open with only the screen door closed she could see the
stairway.  I cleared my throat and she looked over and saw
my decent.  What a rush, I stood naked at the bottom of the
stairs, unseen.

   The next thing I know, there is a knock at the front
door.  I was trapped.  Then a female voice said, "I know you
are in there, I saw you.  You looked good.  Come and let me
see you."  I hesitated, I didn't know what to do.  Then she
said, "If you don't come out, I'll scream and yell that
there is a naked man in here."  Well, what could I do.  I
timidly moved out, and she saw me and said, "Hi guy, looking
good."   Then she said, "If you open the door so I can get a
good look, I'll be on my way."  Well, I unlocked the door
and she stepped inside, with a big smile.  She reached out,
fondled my parts and said, "O.K., you've made my day."  Then
she left!

   Well, after that time, I get aroused instantly when I
think of it.

   Second:

   I looked for another way to exhibit myself, reasonably
safely.  I noticed a young lady, early twenties, delivering
pamphlets.  I was hooked, as she would be coming to my front
door.  I quickly wetted my hair and put on my housecoat so
she would think I just got out of the shower.  I left the
coat belt off so it would easily fall open.  I was
descending the stairs just as she was getting to the
mailbox.  When she saw me, she knocked on the door.  I was
caught.  I went to the door and she asked if she could talk
to me about driveway sealing.  I opened the door and let her
step in.  She proceeded to tell me about the reliability of
her employers sealing job.  I let my prick peek out of the
housecoat and I could see her looking at it.  She stopped
talking, pointed at me and cleared her throat, so I covered
up.  She went on talking and produced a pamphlet for me to
look at.  Of course taking it took one of my hands.  I
decided to ask a question about an item in the pamphlet and
pointed it out to her.  And  that took the other hand and
the housecoat completely opened.  She didn't say anything
but did move closer to look at what I was pointing out and
she brushed against my parts with her hand.  We eventually
concluded the conversation and she smiled and left.  I
didn't even buy the service!

   Third:

   My kitchen door is on the side of the house.  Directly
across from the door is the kitchen window of my neighbor. 
My neighbors have a very nice looking teenage daughter.  One
day, early evening, I saw her parents leave, but not her.  I
wondered if this was an opportunity.  I turned on the
kitchen lights and watched the window from another room. 
Not only did I see her, but two of her female friends, no
guys.  When they were in the kitchen, I screwed up my
courage and walked into my kitchen, naked.  I walked around
a few minutes and then looked out the other room window at
theirs.  The three of them were at the window, giggling and
laughing.  I then went back into my kitchen and pretended to
be reading a cookbook, but the only thing cooking was me. 
When their light went out I thought it was over, but I could
make out their silhouettes, and, it appeared, they were
using binoculars!  Wow, they must be getting a good look! 
After about ten minutes of moving about the kitchen I
thought I wouldn't stretch my luck, turned out the light and
left the kitchen.

   Nothing was ever said about the incident, but I sure
wanted to try something else.

   Fourth:

   My ladyfriend is unaware of my exhibitionist
tendencies.  We were vacationing at a condo in Florida a
couple of weeks ago and my views came up in conversation
near the end of our stay.  I said I could prove it and dared
her to go along with my scheme.  I had noticed that every
day, on the deck of the condo directly across from ours,
four men met for coffee early in the morning, I presume
preceding a golf game.  And later in the morning four women
met for coffee, I presume proceeding going shopping.  My
proposal was for my ladyfriend to exhibit herself to the men
and I would exhibit myself to the women and we would see
their reactions.

   So the next day, we opened the drapes and when the men
were there, my ladyfriend pretended to be busy making
breakfast, naked.  Well, the men noticed and moved their
chairs to ensure a good view.  My lady friend loved the
attention.  Then it was my turn.  When the women were there,
I pretended to be cleaning up the kitchen.  The women
motioned in my direction, looked serious, and went back into
the condo.

   We went back into the condo and finished packing, as
we were leaving the next morning.  Later that day, two
officers came to the door and said there was a complaint
about a nude man exposing himself.  I said something like I
was doing laundry because we were leaving in the morning and
must have forgotten to close the drapes.  I apologized
profusely and they said they would not press charges, as we
were leaving.  But don't come back!

   Conclusion:

   Well, I think that proved my point.  I wonder why
there is such a difference between the attitudes of men and
women regarding exhibitionism.  I guess I'll have to stop
before I get thrown in jail and jeopardize my career.  Too
bad, I was enjoying it.


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