Message-ID: <37268asstr$1026375003@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <turtlemeat69@hotmail.com> From: "Kenny Gamura" <turtlemeat69@hotmail.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 X-Original-Message-ID: <F116gFrYILoygXLsxpT0000008f@hotmail.com> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 10 Jul 2002 16:31:56.0360 (UTC) FILETIME=[4E64D480:01C2282F] X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 10 Jul 2002 16:31:55 +0000 Subject: {ASSM} Beggars Can't Be... part 17 final {Gamera} (no sex) Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 04:10:03 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/37268> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: gill-bates, dennyw Disclaimer This is piece of fiction. Any imagined resemblance to people living or deceased is either the result of dementia on the reader's part or that the reader is, in fact, a character of this story. It is assumed that readers of this story have the permission of the state, mom, dad, and pastor and are able to tell the difference between real and make-believe. Furthermore, the writer is fully aware that he is bound for hell, but welcomes both praise or/and well thought out, humourous insults on his writing skill. Note: he already knows he cannot spell 'warth shet'. The events and descriptions of this story are the sole property of Kenny N Gamera and should not be recorded, reposted, or profited from in anyway without express written permission of the person hiding behind that pen name. Reposting and free archiving will be tolerated given the writer's name and address remains attached. Archiving by Deja.Com and ASSTR/ASSM is assumed and encouraged. Thank You and Good Day, Kenny N Gamera turtlemeat69@hotmail.com http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Gamera http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Gamera/Beggars_Can't_Be Beggars Can't Be... Part 17 The Rather Dull, Inaction Packed Conclusion by Kenny N Gamera "Nervous?" "Nope." I made an honest but nonotheless doomed attempt at standing still. "Organ music always makes me dance." "Hold still, your tie is crooked." "Yes'em." I held still for something approaching a moment, and she got my tie straightened. Then, she brushed a little dander from the shoulder of my jacket. "You look nice in a tuxedo." "Thank you." "Well you do. We should dress you up more often." "You'll get at least one other chance after this." "Mmmmmm! I can hardly wait for that, but I think we ought to find other excuses." With a goofy grin plastered all over my face, I shook my head (half to clear it and half in disbelief at the conversation) and asked, "you ever think that we'd reach this point." "Right from the very start." The organist switched to the pomp, and the bride entered the doorway. We stood in silence for a moment looking down the aisle. Holding her bouquet so tightly that her knuckles were white, the bride waited for the march proper to start. Once it began, she took the first step down the aisle. "Here she comes. Isn't she beautiful?" "White suits her very well." "It does." A sigh. "I can't wait for tonight." "Steady." "Well, I can't." "You're going to have to." Dressed in a formal uniform, Sherry held the bride's arm and escorted her down the aisle. Her expression had the solumness of a person filled with pride. Still, I could see the twinkle in her eyes and the slight curl upward at the corners of her mouth. I decided to use her as a distraction. "Sherry looks nice in full dress." "I like how all the medals draw attention to her chest." I had been surprised at the number of decorations that she wore. She would only explain one that she won for marksmanship. The rest were a mystery to everyone. "Brat." "C'est moi." She looked up to me. "She does have nice tits though." "They're pleasant enough," I said, refusing to take the bait like the wily old veteran I hoped to someday become. "More than, Mr. Gamera." I scanned the near empty church. My parents sat on the groom's side. Kim's, of course, were on the bride's side. My sisters were there as well, with their husbands. My family had a slightly dazed look but otherwise smiled. They were happy but confused. Much like me, but in their own way and for their own reasons. If their confusion were greater than mine, so was their happiness at being proved right at last that I would find someone. A few others that we knew sat here and there, mostly along the aisle. Everyone faced towards the back, except for those that the Sherry and her charge had passed. Those had all turned to watch the pair progress closer to the altar where we waited. "Damn, that's a long aisle." "All the better for showing off." "God, she's hot in that dress." "It is summer and she has on a lot of material." "That's not what I mean. God, I want this over with." "Steady." "But I want her so bad." Sherry and the bride neared the front and passed Jenny's cheerleaders, who giggled quietly but gleefully. With them were what I had found out to be the chess club, who sat as if they hadn't the first clue about what was happening. They passed the families. They passed the first pews and stepped to the immediate front of the alter. "You'll get her." I took hold of her hand and squeezed it. "But not until the proper time." I looked at Kim. A broken beam of light from a hole in the roof surrounded her for an instant. She had never seemed more lovely than she did that summer day. I turned away from the bride and to her lovely groom standing next to me. "You are a very lucky woman, Jenny Smith." "Yes, I am." She gave my hand a squeeze before releasing it. "You're my next, you know." "We'll worry about that latter, my sweet little bigamist." I kissed her cheek. "Now, get married." In front of friends and family, in an abandoned church, with me at her side as best man, Jenny Smith received Kim Wright from Officer Sherry Michaels. Sherry gave Kim's hand to Jenny, who took it in a firm grasp. Sherry clasped their joined hands with both of hers and lifted them to her lips. She gently kissed their intertwined fingers. Lowering her hands and releasing them, she stepped away to her place in the foremost pew, next to Kim's mother. I saw a tear run down her cheek as she passed me. Hand in hand, they stood together before a woman dressed in a flowing white shift and flowers. I was told that she was a practicing priestess in a pagan religion that I would add a mental "weird" in front of to modify. I would never admit to this; Kim was extremely serious about it, but even Jenny appeared to be mildly assumed by it in a way that she would never explain. After a short ceremony, they were announced to the world as women and wives. Jenny lifted Kim's veil and leaned over to kiss the woman with whom I would share her now and forever. I stood and watched comfortably, even as their kiss passed through the truly necessary time and into something approaching enough already. Sherry looked at me with a sly smirk from the front pew. I shrugged at her. Eventually the two of them came up for air. The small group watching, Sherry, and I clapped. The two stood there and blushed until the organist played the appropriate pomp on her keyboard. With this cue, they retreated out of the church, their faces still bright red. We held the reception in at the State Park campground. We rented a corner's worth of the sites and had taken over a chunk of the adjoining picnic area. It was a weekday during a slow part of the summer, so no one complained about our occupation, especially when they found that they were invited. We had staked out an open woody area with mostly pines of some sort or another, which the cheerleaders had decorated with white flowers strung into garlands. The priestess had wanted a sacrifice, but Jenny argued that it wouldn't be necessary and that the goddess would understand with it being the twentieth century and all. It had been the only disagreement during the planning stage. We had settled on a barbecue that my father took care of after the priestess had said a few words over the chicken and ribs. He had suggested that I might grill cheese sandwiches if a burnt offering was necessary. The rest was potluck. My father jokingly complained about the lack of booze, but hey...he should've thought of that before the grilled cheese thing. Besides the cheerleaders kept him busy on the area we had reserved for dancing. I danced with the groom, the bride, the mother of the bride, and the mother's of the bride girlfriend. The latter two pronounced me as being "okay for a guy." I blushed. My mother got along surprisingly well, spending a good deal of time with the priestess discussing gardening. My brothers in law talked hockey with Teresa's husband and Julio. I caught one of my sisters slow dancing with Sherry. The chess club got drinks for the cheerleaders and danced with either the girls or Teresa. Jenny and Kim? As I wrote, I had danced with each of them, but they had disappeared very early on. Well, I went looking for them. They were together in the woods, where the trees grew closer together. I went back to the reception before they noticed me. Let's just say that I find closets uncomfortable and leave it at that. A Special Thank You and Good Day To all of those who wrote about this story over the last two years, thanks. Specifically and in no real order (and this should be everyone): Katie, Pat, "Julie," celia, Souvie, Virago Blue, Rui, denny, Jay, Jon, Jerry, James, Ray, Robert, Doug, Morgan, Lord Shon, William, Pedro, Hopeless Romantic, Tyg, Jimmy Bot, Jacobin, and Ol' Doc Fudd's Miracle Penis Enlarger and Viagra Substitute. I hope you found it worth all the bother. Kenny Coming Eventually: T'aint All Beer and Skittles... Starring: Jenny, Sherry, Kimmy, Charlie Hitler,...and that Kenny guy too...I guess. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com> | | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderator: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d, look for subject {ASSD}| |Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+