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Subject: {ASSM} RP Ladies' Tailor : Part-2
Date: Tue,  6 Nov 2001 11:10:11 -0500
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Swagato

(Sorry, it's me, Aziz)


****************************************Ladies' Tailor : Part-2
*********************************************************

No, madam didn't take long. Why should she ? It's a question of going
to her room, unbuttoning the blouse she was wearing, taking it off her
hands, putting on the newly stitched blouse and then buttoning. No,
no. Not even that long, because the blouse wasn't buttoned when she
entered the living room, where I waiting.

"You see, till now, everything is okay, " she said, as she drew both
the ends of her blouse towards her cleavage, without actually
buttoning it.

"Yeah, looks nice..." I said, as I closely watched the curves of her
breasts and their fittings within the cup. Within me, I was .....oh,
forget it ! I mean business.

"Have you seen the fitting closely ? From both the sides ? ...Are you
sure ?" she asked.

I looked at her. Not her, but exclusively concentrating on her blouse
and breasts. Once from the left, then from the right. Then again from
the left, then again from the right. Just to make myself sure.

"Yes ma'am, your brea...., sorry your blouse looks nicely fitted to
your ...I mean it's nicely fitted ..." I said.

"It is, isn't it ? The problem starts now. When I button  one by one,
just see, there is a tightness." she showed me after removing the top
part (pallu/ aanchal) of her saree off her shoulders.

The direct frontal view indeed helped me to understand what the
problem was. From the sides upto her nipples, the blouse very closely
followed the curves of her breasts, but it couldn't follow the curves
from nipples to the cleavage. It was falling slightly short, resulting
in a tightness when the buttons were on.

The easiest option would be if she doesn't button, but I was sure she
wouldn't agree to that.

"Yeah, I can see what the problem is. But tell me madam, are these
ones fitting fine ? " I asked, while pointing to my own nipples
located on my planar surface.

"Oh yeah,..." she smiled naughtily, "you mean nipples, right ? Yes,
they are perfectly in place. Just see..."

This time, I was fully concentrating on the nipples, just like the way
a shooter concentrates on his/her target. Concentration is very
important to every profession. And as I said, I mean business.

I understood that the nipples were nicely positioned, but the problem
started after that.

"Okay madam, I understood. I think I can correct this one with some
rework, but I would surely like to do a better work for the next
order. You said, the problem exists to some extent in the sample
blouse as well. So, I hope you wouldn't mind my taking fresh
measurements." I asked.

"Oh no, not at all. I need nicely fitted blouse. You are welcome to
take measurements off my body."

"But madam, today, I haven't come prepared with my kit. I need my
assistant too. I should come when you can spare quite sometime. You
know, measurements always takes time, if one has to do it properly."

"Perfectly understandable. But, this week and the next one I'll be
terribly busy. So, please come a week after that, .....emm...say, how
about that thursday ?" she asked, as she looked at her appointments
dairy.

"Oh, that's not a problem, I'll be there." I assured.

********************

I had almost two weeks before the measurement appointment. While I
continued with the gents' tailoring order, I was all the time thinking
how to improve my ladies' tailoring business.

And to do that, I started studying Geometry in my spare time during
that fortnight.

Yes, Geometry. Hey, I'm not joking ! I really did that. I am a high
school dropout (Ohhh no, you still believe Swagato was Engineering
student, good in his studies etc. etc...Bullshit ! Do you believe in
authors ? Don't ! Believe what Aziz tells you).

Despite being a high school dropout, just in those fourteen days, I
finished reading Hall and Steven's "Geometry" with lot of interests.
Not only Plane Geometry, but also Coordinate Geometry, Solid Geometry
and Mensuration. And then only I realized how important the
oft-neglected process of measurements is !

Let me explain it to you in very simple terms. No equations. If a high
school dropout understands, everyone can. These are like very
elementary geometry lessons. Condone me if you get slightly bored, but
it's vital ! Pertaining to vital statistics afterall ! So, listen
carefully. I would advise you keep a pen and paper ready with you in
case you have any difficulty.

How does a tailor take measurements to stitch a blouse ?

Simple !

First, pass the measuring tape through her armpit and take the
measurement as the tape encircles her body. Fine. Say, it is "x1".

Next, bring the measuring tape down. It should encircle her body,
including her nipples. Say, it is "x2".

Next, the tape should encircle her body where her breasts meet the
plane land. Say, it is "x3". Obviously, "x2" should be greater than
"x1" and "x3". These are fundamental constraints of blouse making !
But, do "x1", "x2" and "x3" completely characterize the cups ? It's
not. A simple insight will make things clear.

The above measurement doesn't discriminate between a fictitious
wedge-shaped breasts and the actual curved shaped breasts. What I mean
to say is that the curvature is completely overlooked.

Now, let's try to model a female breast. You take a sphere of radius
"R". Divide it equally into two parts by a plane that passes through
it's center. What do you get ? You are right - two hemispheres. Now
place the hemispheres on their bases and keep one hemisphere adjacent
to the other - you get a pair of female breasts. Agreed, the model is
too approximate, but isn't it simple to start with ?

Now mark the peaks of the hemispheres so placed. No, no you don't need
to do that. Nature has already done it for you. Very prominently.

Now follow the curved surface. Take your time. Never be in a hurry.

How would you characterize a hemisphere ? It's so easy and simple. The
radius "R" uniquely specifies a hemisphere. Believe me.

How do you measure "R" ? It's the distance from center to any point on
the surface, according to the definition.

How do you reach the center ? Sorry. It's just impossible. Centre is
deep inside and there is no opening, at least in this part of the
female body. One has  to derive the radius through measurements. And
it's amazingly simple. Believe me !

Take the hemisphere, the breast rather. Take a simple piece of thread,
yes, just a simple piece of thread (..because it would be too clumsy
to directly use the tape) and measure the distance from nipple to the
outer boundary of the breast. How much distance would you traverse ?
Right, one fourth of the circumference of the sphere. Say, this
distance is "d".

Now calculate this :

"d", divided by "pi/2", where the Greek letter "pi" stands for
3.14128....

What do you get ? You get "R", in an amazingly simple way. Believe me,
my formula is correct. What do you need for that ? A thread, a
measuring scale or a tape, and a breast  (I didn't specifically say
"nipple" because  breasts  always come with nipple).

If the breast is under-developed, you have to model it by cutting the
hemisphere through a plane parallel to its base. In those cases, the
traditional measurements, plus the "nipple-to-boundary" measurement
will work fine.

But, if the  female breast is not a perfect hemisphere, this formula
won't  work. What if it is a "hemi-ellipsoid" or a curved surface that
cannot fit into any exact geometrical definitions ? For all practical
cases, it would be that way !

Then, to characterize the breast, you have to take several
nipple-to-boundary measurements, because all will not be the same. The
more the better ! That's why I told madam that the measurement would
be quite time-consuming.

So, I needed one complete fortnight to study Hall and Steven's
"Geometry" and plan for the measurements.

Then, on that day, I was ready with my kit containing a thread,
measuring tape, my order book, a pen and went to madam's house with
one of my young assistants.

"Madam, it's me, Aziz" I said, as she opened the door. 

How did I take the measurements ? Aren't you curious to know ? Oh no,
not today. I'll describe it in the next part. Just be patient !

But, I am very much impatient do receive your mail. Please do at

swagato86@yahoo.co.uk


******************End of Part-2
****************************************

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