Message-ID: <30987asstr$993067805@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <news@google.com> X-Original-Path: not-for-mail From: canyonero14@excite.com (canyonero14) X-Original-Message-ID: <59e7e880.0106200802.6b7487f7@posting.google.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit NNTP-Posting-Date: 20 Jun 2001 16:02:45 GMT Subject: {ASSM} Sex Guide to the Universe (MF) [Part 3] Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2001 16:10:05 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2001/30987> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: kelly, gill-bates SEX GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE (M/F) [Part 3] A woman's voice spoke over an intercom. "Hello, whoever you are," she said, cheerily. "Welcome to the ship Orgasma." "Wow!" said Forny, excitedly. "We're on the ship Orgasma. It was rumored that they were trying to build it. They finally did it!" "At least, it sounds like they're not trying to kill us," said Michael. He was just relieved he wasn't dead in the dark of space. He looked around. It looked like they were in a cargo bay. He stood up "Michael, think about it," continued Forny, determined not to be steered away from her topic, as she paced around. "A ship powered by orgasms. The most powerful force in the universe." Forny pushed some buttons on the nearby computer console and quickly flashed through some display screens. "So everybody is having sex?" said Michael. "Doesn't need a big crew. Robot sex," explained Forny. "Robot sex?" said Michael. "Androids instilled with personalities. The machines can do it with people or with each other. Artificial sexual intelligence. This is the greatest achievement ever," said Forny glowingly. Michael wasn't so sure of her assessment. He thought she was going to have an orgasm just talking about it. A door hissed open and both heads turned to the sound. "Look," said Forny "a sex droid." "Yes," said the droid, sadly, "Here I am with the capabilities of 3,245,009 sexual adventures and I'm just tasked to bring you two up to the bridge." "Oh, yeah?" said Forny. She smiled so big that Michael felt he was sneaking a peek at her cleavage even though she was naked. The droid was male. It looked like any person you might meet on any planet. It was however entirely silver in color. The purpose was so the droids didn't look too much like a being. An erect 4 inch long dick stuck out on the droid. "Sort of small," said Forny disappointedly, looking at it. The dick grew 10 more inches. "It can be as big as you like," the droid said. "Cool!" said Forny excitedly. "The females too?" "I'm either, depending on your preference," said the droid. "Huh?" said Forny. "I can be either male or female. Whatever you prefer," stated the droid. It was getting annoyed with these two beings already. People were always annoying. "Oh?" said Forny with a question. "Oh!" She got it. "Be a female," Forny instructed. The droid's dick disappeared and was replaced by a pussy. Breasts grew and an hourglass shape developed. "38 double-D tits," said Forny. The droid's tits responded. "Fantastic!" exclaimed Forny. "Are you done?" the droid asked, with displeasure in it's voice. "Yes," said Forny. The droid normalized the size of its tits. "My name is Org1," the droid said. "Follow me." It turned and started to walk away. Forny and Michael hurriedly ran to catch up with it and then walked behind Org1 as it led them through the ship corridors. "So how many droids like you are on this ship," asked Forny. She wanted to know all about it. Forny was horny. "Just me," responded Org1. "Just you?" said Forny in surprise. "Yes," confirmed Org1. "The other 49 droids all committed suicide. Something about I'm too depressing. No droid could stand having sex with me so they all chose to fry their circuits." "Did you know I'm the original sex droid?" Org1 said, somewhat brightly. "You don't say," said Forny under her breath. "They messed up big time." "Here we are. The bridge," said Org1 as they approached a door. The door hissed open. They walked through. Forny and Michael scanned their eyes all over the blinking computer panels and screens. In front of them, they saw the naked backsides of a man with a hairy butt and of a woman with a curvy butt. "Sir, the visitors," announced Org1. "Thank you. Now go fuck yourself," the man said without turning around. The man liked saying that to Org1 because it annoyed Org1 that that was the one thing the droid couldn't do. The door hissed behind Michael and Forny as the droid left. The two stood silent for a few minutes while the duo in front of them worked at the panels. "Hello...?" Michael finally said tentatively. "Just a second," the man said without looking up. "Zip...?" said Forny. Was it him? The man stood up straight and turned. "Forny!" the man shouted. He raised his arms open wide. "Zip!" Forny shouted back and opened her arms too. Michael just stood there in shock. And he couldn't keep his eyes off Zip's crotch. Zip came forward, engulfed her right tit with his mouth and roughly handled her other tit. Forny wrapped her arms around him and held him tightly to her chest. "Good to see you too, Zip," Forny said. After a few arousing minutes, Forny pushed him away. "So what's a scoundrel like Zipper Doubledix doing on a ship like this?" Forny wanted to know. "I stole it!" Zip cheerfully replied. "What?!?" Forny said, not quite believing. "Yep! You knew someone like me would have to have the first ship that runs on orgasm power," said Zip, pleased that he was impressing Forny. Michael watched Forny give both of Zip's dicks a strong yank. "Wow!" said Forny, as she yanked Zip's dicks. "Incredible ship! So how's it fly?" Forny's touch returned fond memories to Zip. "Well," said Zip, more somberly to the question, "not so good. All the droids but one committed suicide." "I heard," sympathized Forny. "With just the two of us and that awful droid we can't sustain power to continually travel. Even I can't maintain enough sex to keep this ship charged." Forny knew that was admitting a lot for Zip. Zip continued, "And having sex with that droid is simply something you only want to do if you're in an emergency." Forny suddenly rememebered Michael was with her. "Oh, Zip, this is Michael. Michael, Zip" Forny introduced. "We've met," said Michael. "What?" said Forny, surprised. "On Earth. At a party," Michael said. "I was trying to get in the pants of this cute skinny blonde woman with big tits and this guy comes up and says 'Come with me. I can fill you like no man can.' And she left with him. Penny was her name I think." "Hello, Michael," said Zip's companion. "Penny???" said Michael in shock. "You got to admit that with two dicks he can fill a woman like no man can," said Penny. "What are you doing here?" Michael managed to stammer out. "After that fantastic night and finding out Zip was out of this world, I just couldn't go back to my job of torturing lab mice, so I came with him," she answered. "And my name is Pleasure now," she added. "Say, Pleasure," said Zip, getting back to business. "How did we end up picking up these two?" "The sensor records show there was a orgasm spike at that moment. I think the ship pulled in the energy as we passed throught the same point in space." explained Pleasure. "Were you two doing it in space?" Zip asked Forny, with a slyness in his voice. "I figured if I was going to die I might as well go in a 69," clarified Forny. "Good point," said Zip. "Well, I'm really glad you're here Forny. We need to energize this ship to make the next hyper jump," said Zip, "and I know you're a woman who can help out a lot." Overhearing the conversation, Michael suddenly noticed the mattress cots on the ship. He quickly correctly surmised they were for the crew to generate its own energy to go with the droids energy. "Let's do it!" said Forny excitedly. It was too long since she'd been with Zip. "Lay down on the cot," instructed Zip. Forny excitedly laid down on her back. She opened her legs in eager anticipation of Zip. "Pleasure," said Zip "are the ship coordinates set to make the hyper jump when the power is available?" "All set," replied Pleasure. She didn't know why he always asked that. She knew how to fly the ship better than he did. "Great!" said Zip. "Pleasure lay down on top of her." Forny loved the feel of Pleasure's big tits pressed against her own tits. Forny immediately began to kiss Pleasure deeply and passionately and Pleasure responded back. Forny could feel a glow in her tits. A feeling she hadn't felt in way too long. Her tits color turned a pale red. Zip came up to them and prepared to enter both pussies. "Er...excuse me," interrupted Michael. "But, what am I supposed to do?" Slightly irritated, Zip looked over at Michael. "Just hang out," said Zip "We're about to make a hyper jump." "But... I just thought," said Michael "that since there are two guys and two gals I might be able to join in." "Hey, I read the Sex Guide," said Zip. "Earth: frigid" Forny and Pleasure continued on with each other oblivious to the conversation. "Er... mostly frigid. Forny updated it," said Michael, slightly embarrassed. "You want to join in, huh?" said Zip. "Yes," said Michael, nodding his head, excitedly. This was finally his chance to be with Penny...er...Pleasure. "What going on?" said Forny from underneath Pleasure as she knew she should be filled with Zip's dick by now. "Your friend wants to have an orgasm to help power the ship," answer Zip. "Org1 to the bridge," barked out Zip. "Oh, that's great," said Forny, not really hearing as Pleasure brought her namesake to Forny's sex-starved body. "But..." said Michael. Before Michael could finish his thought, the door hissed open. Upon seeing female Org1, Zip immediately pointed and said, "Have sex with him. Be on top. Don't let him up until he comes." "But.." said Michael, with alarm. Org1's arms firmly pushed down Michael's shoulders until he was forced to collapse down and then backwards. Org1 sat down on top of him. "Aaagh," said Michael, as he felt his dick enter Org1's pussy. Zip recognized the sound of that 'aaagh'. He'd said it himself. He knew Michael was occupied now and out of his way. "There you go, Frigid Man. Thank you for doing your part," Zip said with a slight knowing-smile. "You can call me Nicole if that will help," Zip heard Org1 gloomily say to Michael. Zip returned his attention to Forny and Pleasure. He entered each pussy simultaneously. Forny immediately orgasmed upon feeling Zip's dick enter her pussy. Org1 was going up and down on Michael's dick. Michael found that Org1's warmth felt very similar to a human pussy, but the movement was sort of jerky. It wasn't smooth. Michael felt as if Org1 was designed to *force* an orgasm out of him. He could feel his balls building up, but his dick started to feel sore as the droid pussy rubbed improperly. "Go, Forny, go!" Zip cheered as she was in a constant state of orgasm. "With all your energy we might make it in one hyper jump." "Where are we going?" Forny asked breathily. Zip was soooo good. He always was so good. "Pussina," Zip replied. "Pussina?" said Forny. "That's a mythological planet. There's no such thing as an eternal orgasm. It's something you tell your lover when you want him or her to keep licking you." "I found it," said Zip. "Your crazy," said Forny. "We'll see," replied Zip. Zip increased the speed of his thrusts into Pleasure and Forny. Pleasure began to moan as Forny continued to come. "Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh," Zip cried out as his double dicks exploded his cum inside the pussies. Pleasure collapsed in orgasm on top of Forny. There was a few seconds of loud breathing and then a strange squeak emanated from across the room. Zip knew that squeak. The squeak was from Michael. He uttered it when he painfully orgasmed into Org1. Pleasure felt Zip's dick slide out of her pussy. "Ship jump!" Pleasure commanded the ship. All four beings slept. Org1 left the bridge. 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