Message-ID: <30042asstr$988395002@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <empath69@my-deja.com> X-Original-Message-ID: <200104271429.HAA11419@mail19.bigmailbox.com> From: "Deja User" <empath69@my-deja.com> Subject: {ASSM} "Alphabet Game: Kibitzer"{Dancer}(MF wife humor) Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 14:10:02 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2001/30042> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: t4425, kelly, gill-bates ------------------------------------------------------------ <1st attachment, "Kibitzer.txt" begin> SUBJECT LINE: {ASSM}"Alphabet Game: Kibitzer"{Dancer}(MF wife humor) ------- Admonition: This story contains explicit descriptions of people engaging in careless and unprotected sexual activity. PLEASE do not emulate these people since they are fictional characters existing in a fantasy world where sexually transmitted disease and unwanted pregnancy don't happen. You don't live in such a world, so "let's be careful out there." Oh, and minors shouldn't be reading this stuff - if you can't place the quote I just made in the last paragraph, you probably aren't old enough to be flipping through ASS*. Bugger off and watch 'TV Land' instead, so you can bone up for little age-testing quizzes like this! :) Copyright notice: Dancer, the author of this smutty little opus, holds all rights of reproduction. Private copies for personal perusal and archives for NON-commercial distribution are permitted by her. Plea for attention: The only reward ASS* authors can expect is the joy of sharing their creation with the rest of humanity. But wait - how does that author KNOW if people are reading and enjoying his story? Yep; if you like a story posted to alt.sex.stories.*, the fair thing to do is email the author and tell them so. I promise that it'll make YOU feel good to send them kudos, after all, Mark Twain said, "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up." As always you may contact me (and my wife Dancer) through my 'legacy' Deja News email account: <empath69@my-deja.com> (Wow, I'm not just an author, now I'm an AGENT, too! ;) Editor's Note: Here it is - part eleven of Dancer's 'Alphabet Game'; twenty-six hot, little vignettes she whipped out in something like a week or two - Lord Malinov eat your heart out with that semi-annual 'story-a-day' run I remember *way* back in the 20th century! ;) (Is he still around?) And relax - these stories are all self-contained - you don't HAVE to read them in order, or read any of the ones that might squick you... ============= The Alphabet Game (11/26) (MF, wife, humor) Kibitzer (an onlooker at a card game, etc., esp. one who volunteers advice) A Mikel & Nadine story Copyright Dancer 2001 Mikel was not a happy camper. He'd been futzing around the yard, trimming back one of the hedges in front of the house, when he lost his footing on a wet patch of grass. WHAM! Flat on his back and in a helluva lot of pain. Nadine rushed him to the ER and the doctor on-call diagnosed a slipped disc and prescribed complete bed rest...for a month! His plans of an all-day love session as a birthday gift were in the toilet. Nadine was a smart cookie and could've figured out a way to do it without causing Mik any pain except for the catheter. Complete bed rest meant just that. No trips to the bathroom to relieve himself or wank off. "Honey," Nadine called as she walked upstairs. "Your birthday present is here!" She strolled into the bedroom with Trent Bailey behind her. Mik raised an eyebrow. "You brought me a hockey player." "Weeell, not exactly," she hedged. She sat carefully on the bed and kissed her hubby's mouth. "I know you wanted to try to get me to conceive today and since you can't move..." Ah-hah. The gleam in her blue eyes filled in the blank. "So Trent here is going to be my stand-in, as it were." She grinned and waited anxiously for his OK. "I'd prefer Beverly's future sibling have my flat feet." Dini's mouth dropped to a pout. "I haven't said no," Mikel teased. "You're a very loving woman, Dini, and me being laid up can't be healthy for your sex drive, soooo," he glanced over at Trent, who looked very uncomfortable with the conversation. "Have at it, Trent m'boy." "Uh, Mikel? Are you going to watch?" Trent asked nervously. Nadine made a face at him. "You play in front of thousands of people and my Mikel is making you anxious?" Trent had the decency to blush. "For crying out loud! He can't enjoy his present if he can't look at it. Now get your cute ass over here and let's do it!" She fluffed Mikel's pillows and added one so he would be able to view the entire thing. Settling against the pillows, Mikel watched his beautiful wife strip down to the buff and do the same to Trent. Trent was longer than Mik and grew longer as Nadine covered the hard dick before her with a condom. They started with a French kiss and Mik began his nit-picking: "Hon, move a bit. I can't see...much better." Trent cupped Dini's breasts, flicking each dusky tip with a thumb. "She really likes having her nipples tweaked, Trent. Try that." Nadine's moans of pleasure fill the room as the hockey player sucked her large breasts and helped her to the floor. He eased his cock into her heat, fucking with slow strokes. "Put your arms under her legs and lean forward...good, good...thrust harder, m'boy, bang her harder." Mikel grinned like an idiot when his lovely little wife started whimpering and singing orgasm after orgasm. "Trent, bite her neck!...Oooo, that's going to leave a mark." Nadine bucked and heaved under her lover, raking her nails viscously over his back and drawing blood. The muscles in Trent's upper thighs and butt tensed as he came, spurting his jackage into the rubber sheath. Nadine's screamed herself hoarse yet again at the delightful fuck and she dragged the man down on top of her. Trent embraced her loosely and felt the aftershocks course through her spent body. They gazed over at the man in the bed and laughed at Mikel's clapping. "Bravo! Brava!" Mikel announced. "Encore, encore!" "NO!" Nadine and Trent responded in unison. Trent withdrew his flaccid cock from Nadine's snug box, removed the rubber and tossed it in the garbage. He gave her a hand up and she went over to her husband. "As much as I wanted you to watch me fuck another man," Nadine informed Mikel, "it won't happen again until you quit nit-picking." She grabbed Trent's arm. "We are going to the spare room where you can't see us. Nnaaay." She stuck her tongue out. End part 11 ============= Editor's Postscript: <blush> Ohmigod. I can't believe she actually roasted me like that!:) And it wouldn't be funny if that isn't EXACTLY how I would act in the situation! Trent is a fantasy character Dancer made up in a 'sexified' version of her trip up to Canada to see me before we got married. I'll have to get her to either commit that story to disk (I've only seen it on paper) or send it up to me for transcription. No, she and I haven't 'swapped' and probably never will, but I think she managed to work out just about the ONLY turn of events that would allow us to engage in this sort of stuff! I was laughing to bust another rib when I read this the first time - she's described me to a TEE! Hope you enjoy my foibles! :D <1st attachment end> ----- ASSM Moderation System Notice------ Notice: This post has been modified from its original format. The post was sent as an email attachment and has been converted by ASSTR ASSM moderation software. ----- ASSM Moderation System Notice------ -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com> | | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderator: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Archive: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository | |<http://www.asstr-mirror.org>, an entity supported entirely by donations. | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+