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Subject: {ASSM} **New Spoonbender Story - I Wish (cons)
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 23:10:03 -0400
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I wish (cons)

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(c) 2000 Spoonbender.  A short story of an adult nature.  Not to be
read by minors.  If you don't like this sort of stuff or you are
underage then don't read.  Contains allusions to naughty, erotic
goings on.  Can be freely distributed as long as it is not changed,
including this heading.  If it is to be archived on a fee paying
archive then please email me first for permission.  Note that the
characterisations are mine.  I do not like people stealing them for
inclusion in their own efforts. Please email me with comments,
constructive criticism, fantasies you want put into words etc.  Don't
flame me if you don't like the content or you don't like my style. 

Note my email address is Spoonbender@hotmail.com 
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Just my luck. Highway patrol and the fucker has gotten me bang to
rights.

95 Miles per hour, my engine running as sweet as a bird. Just by a
shitkickin' one horse town in deepest Tennessee.

Them good old boys down this way they just go and throw a rod when
they see some out of town license plates. Gets 'em all jerking and
sweating, just like a sweet little girl does where I come from. They
just love this stuff.

Especially when they get a load of the piece I'm packin' in the
glovebox. Man they'd give you five years in the state pen just for
owning a gun that ugly. It was a mean looking mother.

Course it was being kept company by the bale of moving traffic
violations and the half key of Colombian gold.

The average cop could make captain at least with the contents of my
glovebox. If I escaped with just jail I was going to be lucky. There
wasn't a cruel and unusual punishment around that these boys round
here hadn't tried, but I'm countin' on them coming up with a few nice
fresh ones. 

All special. 

They are gonna love me.

It looked like I was going to get a new love in my life............and
his name's gonna be Bubba.

I considered making a run for it.

The feeling passed pretty quickly.

That was considered fun down here. Correction ....FUN!!!

Chasing me. Fun, fun, fun. And the look on the Judge's face when he
realises that one of them sonsabitches that had up and freed his
slaves was standing before him. Then the sentence....

That patrol car looked mighty mean to me. It wouldn't have surprised
me if it was packin' a rocket launcher controlled by a homicidal
patrolman called Billy-Bob. Who has a weak chin and a permanent
slobber.

"Heh, heh, heh Can I shoot him now boss?"

But boy was he happy in his work.

I pulled off the road and into a deserted tourist place. The patrol
car followed. I quickly downed a few pills I noticed that were rolling
around in the ashtray. Might as well get rid of as much evidence as I
could.

I drove right to the back and into the trees. It kept following.

Shit!

All I could do now was bluff it out, anyway the pills were starting to
make me mellow, so I pulled over.

I fished out my papers as the officer got out of the car.

I saw the gun in my mirror and I wound the window down.

"Would you get out of the car please sir."

The voice, soft and feminine with a hint of steel, startled me.

I got out the car.

She was the most gorgeous piece of ass I'd seen in a long time. And I
mean a looooong, long time.

Like forever.

Dark hair, tied up in a bun, long legs and a set of hips so cute you
just wanted to up and adopt them. 

This was some little lady.

"License," she said holding out her hand.

I fished out my wallet and handed over my license, just seein' where I
came from was gonna set her hackles rising and her mind a whirlin'
over what laws she could figure to tar me with. 

And that's before she got into my glovebox.

I waited with bated breath as she studied my license then she whipped
off her shades and looked into my eye.

"It true what they say?" she asked.

"What's that officer?"

"That you northern nancies have such small dicks that women up there
break their backs snapping at 'em?"

"Say what?"

"You heard me cowboy," she waggled her little finger in front of me.
"You all needle dicks or what?"

I knew I shouldn't get angry with her, but shit she was offending my
manhood.

"You ain't seen nothing like what I'm packing," I leered grabbing my
groin to emphasis the point.

Suddenly she whipped out her gun and leveled it at my head, "Hands
away from the weapon sir," she snapped.

Did I put my hands up? Fucking right I put my hands up, "Don't shoot
officer I was only funning," I burbled. This bitch was crazy.

She stepped forward, reached down and squeezed my crotch, the gun
never wavering from the center of my forehead.

"That's formidable weapon you got there boy," she stepped back and
again held the gun in two hands, her legs apart, "how about you get it
out, nice and slow now."

Now I'm not usually shy about pulling out my pecker in front of the
ladies. Hasn't done me any harm before, in fact it pulled me quite a
bit of gash when they saw how much meat traveled with me. But there
was something about this gal that made me think she'd take one look at
it and blow the fucking thing away across the state. There was
something lurking in the back of my mind about southern girls and
their funny little ways. Lula-may with corn coloured ponytails and
tiny blue jean short shorts fucking anything that was capable of
getting erect yet screaming blue murder when it came to a tv show with
a bit of nudity in it.

"Look officer...." I started.

And she finished "...and you look mister either you take that thing
out or I'll blow you away."

She looked like she meant it too. So I pulled my pants down and it
sprang free. I closed my eyes and waited for the worst. After a few
seconds I opened them to see her gazing down at it with a strange
glint in her eye. She looked up at me and lowered her gun. 

"Turn around," did her voice sound kinda husky or was that just me?
Shit I was higher than a kite by now, she could just as well bin
shouting.

She pulled my hands together and I felt the snick of the handcuffs.
Then she spun me around again.

Man I was shitting myself, I didn't know what to expect. Standing
there with my pants round my ankles and my cock swinging in the
breeze, it didn't look good did it? And she looked like she was
capable of anything.

"I caught the rapist in the act, but I had to shoot him when he tried
to get away," I could fucking hear her saying it. I just didn't know
what was coming next.

Fuck! Didn't I get a surprise when I felt a cool hand grasp my cock
and start to pump it slowly. I looked into her face and I caught the
flash of an amused smile as my prick started to grow.

"Hmm it sure is a big one, this thing could do a lot of damage," she
husked into my ear as she leaned up and started to nibble my earlobe.
"We gotta see what we can do to try and get it under control."

This was getting out of hand, but what could I do? Fuck it what would
you do? You got a fucking stunning brunette nibbling your earlobe,
stroking your cock while her leg started to wrap around yours. And
your head was on a different planet as the pills kicked in.

It didn't take long to get hard.

So what next?

A blowjob, oh yeah of course. They took the 'hearts and minds of the
people' stuff fucking seriously down here. You wouldn't expect
anything less would you?

A traffic cop was on her knees sucking and slurping at my dick as she
started to pull off her clothes. This ain't your average everyday
occurrence. Now I know my meat has been generally well liked by
whoever had tasted it but this was fucking insane. This sorta thing
didn't happen.

Except it was happening.

Suddenly she stood up and opening the back door of my car she pushed
me backwards and I fell awkwardly inside.

I scrabbled around on the seat until I was laying on my back just in
time to see her pull her uniform trousers off. Then, clad only in her
white lace panties she launched herself at me like an alley cat. She
tore my shirt open and dropped onto me.

I could feel her teeth pulling at my chesthairs as her back arched and
her fingers stroked my cock. She reached her head up and mashed her
mouth down on to mine as her hands eagerly tore down her panties.

She kissed me deep, her eyes tightly closed and little moans coming
from deep within her throat. I could feel one of her hands fluttering
close to my cock as she teased herself, while her other hand was
buried in my chest her sharp nails digging into the meat of my nipple.

Fuck man, let me tell you lying there with a fucking sex goddess
writhing over you is an experience you just can't miss. Fuck I wish
I'd had my hands because Ida liked to have buried them into her juicy
tits whose nipples kept brushing my chest.

Then she grabbed my cock and pumped it a few times. She lowered
herself and I could feel the heat of her cunt. She pulled my cock
forward a bit until it was perfectly lined up with her pussy then she
sank down with a loud moan.

She wasn't the only one that felt like a bit of moaning. Shit she was
tight but she was also so wet that I slid in with no resistance.
Especially when she put her full weight down onto my cock.

Once she was fully impaled she twisted and turned on me, one foot on
the floor of the car while her other was jammed between my body and
the back of the seat. Then she leaned forward and her mouth again
latched onto mine.

I could feel her tits pressing into me like puffballs as her hands ran
up and down my sides.

Then she started to move.

Oh shit!

I could feel her sliding up and down on me making soft wet fart sounds
as her ass slapped into my thighs. She moaned into my mouth as she
banged away.

Her humping became faster and she pushed herself up with her hands as
her body slammed down onto mine.

Faster and faster she went. Her hands were now tangled in her hair and
her tits bobbed in front of my bulging eyes as she bounced away. Her
moaning was getting louder and she was murmuring something in a soft
girl like voice between her moans as she started to cum.

And once I felt those pussy muscles starting to clench then so did I.
This was, by the look on her face, something she hadn't counted on and
she was stuck between the choices of not taking my seed and cutting
off her orgasm or going for broke.

She went for broke.

She screamed and her nails dug furrows down my skin as she fucked
herself silly while I shot bolt after bolt into her.

She fell onto me as she came down and my rapidly shrinking prick
slithered from her juice filled cunt. After a minute her eyes opened
and she stared into mine. We locked stares for a second then she
pushed herself up and out of the car.

She left me laying there as she dressed. Once she was fully clothed
she leaned into the car, pulled me over and undid the handcuffs.

While I sat rubbing my chaffed wrists she looked at me, "I ought to
take you in boy."

"What for? What have I done?"

"Discharging a threatening weapon in a confined space without seeking
permission from the owner, that's at least three offences that I can
count. I'm sure my captain'll think up a few more."

"I'll tell him you fucked me, you fucking raped me."

"Oh yeah? And you think he'll believe you? Me! Raped you!" she
laughed.

She had a point there.

"And you came," I blurted.

She looked thoughtful for a second, "Yes I did and that's the only
thing that's gonna save your scrawny ass." She leaned into the car and
pecked me lightly on the cheek with her lips. "Thanks," she whispered.

I struggled out of my car just as she finished turning. I was well out
of it but straight enough to get her patrol car number.

Her car growled out into the growing darkness as I sat in my drivers
seat trying to figger out what the fuck had just happened.

********************** (c) 00 Spoonbender@hotmail.com
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I musta fallen asleep because when it woke up it was broad daylight.

Fuck my head felt like there was a fucking jungle drum in there.
Whatever those pills were they had a shit of a hangover coming along
with em. Oh man I'll fuck that Wayne when I see him, leaving stuff
like that in my car.

I got home about 2 days later then phoned the highway patrol to check
her out. The car that night had been driven by Officer Jay Mooney. I
eventually got to talk to him and he'd had the car for 4 hours either
side of the time I was interested in and he was in it the whole time.
And he was the only one out on patrol at the time. I rang off when he
started asking me why I was asking so many questions.

I musta dreamed it. Man that was some dream though. My cock was still
twitching at the thought of that juicy snatch wrapped tightly around
my cock as it slammed down on me.

And then shooting my spunk deep inside.

Say one thing for those pills they gave you fucking good dreams.

********************** (c) 00 Spoonbender@hotmail.com
*************************

Months later I found some white lace panties tucked down between the
seats............

I'm not sure that writing in the vernacular works for me. Whaddyu
think?......Email me at spoonbender@hotmail.com

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