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Subject: {ASSM} Sex olympics - satire
Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 19:10:01 -0500
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The usual disclaimers apply, though why any-one should come to this ng
if they are offended by sex stories is beyond me. Any got any thoughts
on this? .....grin. 
This is my first post for a long time - and is completely different from
anything I have written before. If you  are after a really juicy
arousing story don't bother to read it because you will be
disappointed.

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The Sex Olympics

It was the first Sex Olympics and it was being held in Copenhagen. The
year was 2020 and total vision was available to the world.

The marathon fuck was, of course, the premier event and the sprint
didn't exist as a measure of sexual prowess.

Synchronised fucking, especially in teams, was regarded as another top-
ranking event, but had been moved out of the swimming pool on the
grounds of safety. That had been approved after an unfortunate accident
when a male competitor carrying out extended cunnilingus had drowned at
the moment of the woman's climax, his head being  held under when 
she went rigid with the force of her orgasm.

But, the sperm shooting competition had produced some serious record
breaking due to the generosity of Pamela Anderson's daughter in
stripping naked to provide a suitable target.

There was, of course, much controversy over the cunnilingus competition
as the techniques used allowed the possibility of cheating according to
the question of whether inserting a finger should be allowed.

On the other hand, the production of an orgasm could also  be faked, so
that sensors were taped to monitor heat and arousal, together with
liquidity. Combined with an analysis of each subject's states of
arousal, the results were regarded as fairly accurate, but the creative
use of the tongue put it up to the level of the synchronised fucking.

The blowjob competition was low on the agenda, being seen as too easy to
win as a sprint, so that the Sex Olympics Committee decided to reverse
the system and make it into a marathon. It became a competition in which
technique and endurance led to a climax that measure both velocity and
quantity, it being understood that the male subjects were strictly
tested that they had had no sex for twenty four hours before and were
between 20 and 30 years of age.

Instead of boxing, there was wrestling, which required the insertion of
an object into the opponents orifices, either by pinching their noses or
by more brutal means. These bouts were particularly successful in
getting high audiences for the media.

The diving competition required a consummation of fucking beneath the
water after the dive. A double somersault followed by pin-point accuracy
in coming back to the subjects genital area, followed by oral or other
connections, made this an exciting  event to watch.

But, the closing ceremony was marred by accusations of abuse of Herbal
Viagra by the Chinese team in the marathon and of cannabis by the USA
team in the blowjob marathon.

Luckily, the Mass Media didn't take much interest and the World-Wide-
Porn-Web, the conglomerate that had taken over the Olympics and most of
the Mass Media  in the world, decided it was worthy of a "How do you do
it?" documentary series.

Unfortunately, the world government set up by international companies
was very concerned that latest tests of sperm counts in males through-
out the world had fallen and that meant one thing - less customers for
the future!

Even more unfortunately, the conclusions of their own scientists found a
link between increasing pornography and decreasing sperm count - and
another link with the levels of masturbation which was increasing at the
same rate that  heterosexual  intercourse was declining.

Caught on the horny dilemma, WWPW decided to diversify and make
programmes about something other than sex.

But, most unfortunately of all, there was no-one left with the
imagination and skills to do it. All the media were so dumb 
that creativity was regarded as a social disease rather like AIDS. And
nothing happened or will happen  - and so that's the way the world did
end, not with a bang, but a whimper.

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Daiverse
aka jimgriff
aka alunrob

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