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Subject: {ASSM} Anniv-Flash: Homely
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 10:10:07 -0500
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HOMELY
by: Jack Duncan (JandJ)
Our neighbor, Agnes, is one of natures truly homely women. Not ugly,
not repulsive, just one hundred ninety pounds of homely. None of it flab -
a full axe-handle across the butt, two-gallon jugs that slosh when she
walks and a laugh that shakes snow from the roof.
Her husband ran away from her. That's not the same as running away with
someone. He's somewhere in Idaho now but every month there's two hundred
dollars in the mail for the care of young Mathew and Mark.
Yesterday when I returned her stepladder, she was effortlessly flipping
fifty pound rounds onto a borrowed splitter. I took over the hydraulics
controls for the ram and she nodded her appreciation. Half an hour later
we had finished up the two cords she had chainsawed from deadfalls behind
her house. Shutting off the motor, she straightened up and stretched like
a big brown bear. "Thanks Jack. While you're here, do you have a few
minutes? I have an itch that needs scratching."
Later, as I was putting my pants back on, I was beginning to understand
the mixed emotions with which Big Matt had departed.
There's something special about homely women.
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