Message-ID: <27352asstr$973869007@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-Message-ID: <003601c02f0f$8dd90980$0100007f@DUNCANPITMAN> From: "Duncan Pitman" <pitmandu@open.org> X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3110.3 X-Original-Subject: Anniv - Flash Subject: {ASSM} Anniv-Flash: Homely Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 10:10:07 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2000/27352> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: assm-admin HOMELY by: Jack Duncan (JandJ) Our neighbor, Agnes, is one of natures truly homely women. Not ugly, not repulsive, just one hundred ninety pounds of homely. None of it flab - a full axe-handle across the butt, two-gallon jugs that slosh when she walks and a laugh that shakes snow from the roof. Her husband ran away from her. That's not the same as running away with someone. He's somewhere in Idaho now but every month there's two hundred dollars in the mail for the care of young Mathew and Mark. Yesterday when I returned her stepladder, she was effortlessly flipping fifty pound rounds onto a borrowed splitter. I took over the hydraulics controls for the ram and she nodded her appreciation. Half an hour later we had finished up the two cords she had chainsawed from deadfalls behind her house. Shutting off the motor, she straightened up and stretched like a big brown bear. "Thanks Jack. While you're here, do you have a few minutes? I have an itch that needs scratching." Later, as I was putting my pants back on, I was beginning to understand the mixed emotions with which Big Matt had departed. There's something special about homely women. ********** ------- ASSM Moderation System Notice-------- This post has been reformatted by the ASSM Moderation Team due to inadequate formatting. -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com> | | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderator: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Archive: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository | |<http://www.asstr-mirror.org>, an entity supported entirely by donations. | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+